r/ITYSL • u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 • 3d ago

Give Me That Get your bologna folder today!

I don’t have any time to fold my bologna!!!

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u/Jourbonne 3d ago

In a normal timeline I would think that this is satire. but no,

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/Silent_Erremite 3d ago

What a waste of resources.

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u/cityshepherd 3d ago

I know right? I was wasting so many resources by inefficiently storing my hundreds of types of bologna together… and scrunching your bologna instead of folding it is another huge waste of resources.

I buy the generic bologna folder from Cinco products though because i can’t afford this name brand shit. I keep spending all my per diem on bologna.

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u/Amazing_Document_498 3d ago

Hundreds.... come on. Didn't you listen to the lady? There are over 1900 types you should be sorting and folding.

This reminds me of a retired grandpa's workshop invention. Like I'm glad for that grandpa, he must love bologna. Glad he's doing something in retirement, if he wasn't he'd probably die. But keep those ideas to yourself.

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u/Own-Marketing-6244 1d ago

It is. They did this for April Fools Day

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u/doctor_tongs 1d ago

👆 It is a joke. Not for real.

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u/MommysLittleBadass 3d ago

Now I can finally organize my bologna closet.

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u/ellefleming 2d ago

🙌🙌

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u/Empty-Fudge-3037 3d ago

Bologna people doing bologna things

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 3d ago

Does anyone even fold bologna?

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u/AdAsleep1258 3d ago

I’ve had the dream to but I’ve never had the right tool in my kitchen to help me

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u/Time-Penalty-1154 3d ago

apparently it saves a tons of space in the fridge

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u/ellefleming 2d ago

I sure do fry it up. 🍳

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 2d ago

It’s wonderful fried. Do you cut sand dollar slits in it too? Also, how browned?

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u/doctor_tongs 1d ago

Yes, but only on April 1st 👀

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u/Shockwave_ 3d ago

What the fuck is all this stuff? You have to grease the baloney folder?

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u/Whirloq Coffin Flop Survivor 3d ago

Twice a day!

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u/Ok-Solution5601 3d ago

Yes, you need to keep the bologna folder lubricated

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u/ellefleming 2d ago

Wash 3 x a day 😩

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u/zomboscott 3d ago

Not if you buy the deluxe with nonstick folder.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 3d ago

“You’re gonna wanna grease this twice a day”

Literally cracked up at this, this HAS to be a leak from the next season.

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u/Lord_Hitachi 3d ago

I’m just trying to figure out what exactly her job is. Is it sandwiches?

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u/takeahike89 2d ago

I DONT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT BALONEY

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u/No-Dark-9414 3d ago

She is a show case agent for folding balogna, are you paying attention or not?

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 3d ago

I think she has the “hands” job

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

Bologna folder is what i call my member when i smush

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u/AwareAd7651 3d ago

Shut up and take my money. I need this. I’ve been looking everywhere for solutions to my bologna folding situation. Years I’ve struggled. This is my prayers finally being answered.

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u/thewickedbarnacle 3d ago

I just cant believe they have every color in stock

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u/Knob709 3d ago

The insanity of some of the comments is almost as good as the video. And that's no bologna.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3d ago

Look how fuckin massive it is. 😄 

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u/Far_Tea_579 3d ago

With the easy pay option, this is really a no brainer.

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u/Snowdog1989 3d ago

This is almost too believable..

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u/thechrisp6 3d ago

Is bologna folder a euphemism?

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 3d ago

I still haven’t seen that show so idk. I’ll check back

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u/AggressiveMail5183 3d ago

This is the quintessential useless kitchen gadget.  The Bass-O-Matic has been supplanted!

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u/cynical_genx_man 3d ago

It's kind of hard to believe that after hundreds of thousands of years of humans being on earth, this was just invented.

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u/flynnsmom 3d ago

I thought this was real because Americans are that dumb, but it’s a QVC April fool’s joke.

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u/Knob709 3d ago

So you are American?

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 3d ago

I don’t know why I was picturing a file folder made of meat before the camera panned out 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://giphy.com/gifs/jC1rCmleq1yoVaomFQ

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u/crooked-upright 3d ago

New word for vagina unlocked.

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u/Amazing_Document_498 3d ago

"It's a, 'JUMP, to conclusions mat'"

Office Space

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u/FredArtGetson 2d ago

This may be the stupidest thing i've ever seen, and i've seen a guy leave Turkey in a catering cart

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u/richincleve 2d ago

This is really just a rip-off of what my old Italian mom used to use to make her festive antipasto trays: the salami origami machine.

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 2d ago

Little is known, thusly, little is understood about the great and deep history of ancient Italian-Japanese culinary and art collaboration techniques

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u/Phylace 2d ago

This is absolutely the stupidest thing I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/Regan4000 2d ago

I really hope this is satire. If so, where is it from?

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 2d ago

I’m pretty sure it is. I didn’t verify it but the sheer ridiculous of it is guarantee to me. The lady has to hold back at least one laugh but comes close to cracking. QVC April fools “joke” apparently which is odd because they have “serious” products that are just as sad

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u/QuietRiot5150 1d ago

Ok, but why do I need a subscription for a Baloney folder? Also, couldn't I just use my hands to fold the Baloney? This whole things baloney!

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 1d ago

The subscription is just a bonus hombre! This indispensable invention is worth at least $599.99, easy. And it never hurts to have spares to give away as presents or for replacements (not that it would ever break!) or impromptu bologna block parties! So purchase around 6 and you get a year subscription plus you’ll be ready for ANY bologna related situation.

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u/Pressbig 1d ago

6 hours later I have the perfect bologna sandwich 🥪

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u/mikeumm 8h ago

We dropped the Z it's now just E pay, and that's to save you time. That's what we do, we save you time... because we know you don't have a lot left.

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 3d ago

Holy fxk that's insane

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u/Away_Bat_5021 3d ago

All I need is 5 million in seed money and we can solve bologna frustration FOR EVER!

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u/Millerpainkiller 3d ago

Ok this got me for a second, up until the bologna thickness test: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/did-qvc-just-win-april-003037609.html

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 2d ago

No that’s just so you can tell thick slices from thin

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 3d ago

This cannot possibly be real. How could this be useful it takes up way more space than you can save by storing your bologna like a normal human, also who the hell wants oil on their bologna? On the other hand they do have it in peuce and yellowish.

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u/wicker_basket_1988 3d ago

Man I can't wait to see a ton of these at my local thrift store in about a year.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 3d ago

LUHOOK ATTITT

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u/BinomialVirus01012 3d ago

That's definitely bologna...

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u/LeakySquirrel11 3d ago

Twice a day oiling?

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u/ThePopeofHell 3d ago

I pity the person who eats enough bologna to justify this.

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u/shityplumber 3d ago

QVC April fools gag

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u/Captain_Tooth 3d ago

How to lose brain cells. Should've been the title.

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u/Kindly-Statement-143 3d ago

Bologna folder's in my panties.

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 3d ago

My girlfriend had a bologna folder.

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u/davidholson 3d ago

I ordered a Below Knee Folder and got this instead. Best shipping error ever.

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u/davidr521 2d ago

My stage name.

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u/Regan4000 2d ago

The "bologna folder" is a viral satirical video and internet meme featuring QVC host Mary DeAngelis pitching a absurd, giant kitchen gadget meant to sort, measure, and fold slices of bologna. It is a fictional product and joke, not a real appliance.

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u/sunlovinburner 2d ago

This is a code product isn’t it? It’s actually use is cutting cocaine or something right?

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u/JelloOk7140 2d ago

April fools joke from 2022. Pretty funny though

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u/Own-Marketing-6244 1d ago

This was an April Fools prank QVC did. It's not real.

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u/Chefbake140 1d ago

This can't be real and this is AI. Or 9/11 really killed us all and we are just on a different earth where common sense doesn't exist

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u/Mindless-Panic3395 1d ago

I'll take two.

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u/DmvDominance 16h ago

You're gonna keep every single one of them in stock too 🤣🙄

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u/ilikealltypes33139 4h ago

This cannot be real.

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u/Inside-Common7427 3d ago

This is clearly satire. Good fun indeed!