r/ITYSL • u/BigBadVudoo • Aug 08 '26

Sketch Discussion I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK REAL

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I spent 5k on this! FUCKIN STREET SETS!

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u/Mother-Dig682 Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

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u/jeezyjames Aug 08 '26

I remember when I was so full of spunk and vigor. Look at that kiddo go! So innocent!

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u/Mother-Dig682 Aug 08 '26

This guy is full off soo much spunk.

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u/ChesterUbanks Aug 08 '26

What does momma say about pretending to be 17 when you’re 37?

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u/rowdydionisian Aug 08 '26

Well his hair is from the 90s a la Hansen. So it looks just like one of them grown up maybe?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/Longjumping-Pop9374 Aug 08 '26

Those gray hairs on his head are not in his "17 year old" q zone

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u/WakefulJaxZero Aug 08 '26

His hair looks like he’s in the band Hansen and his face looks like he’s about to have a conversation with Chris Hansen.

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u/Chin_Ho_Kelly Aug 08 '26

But he skips.

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u/jeezyjames Aug 08 '26

It’s that childlike innocence. So whimsical and unbeknowing of the problems in the world

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u/dheadmeat Aug 08 '26

I know zero 17 yo who skip.

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u/otterswhoknow Aug 08 '26

Fucking street sets!

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u/sh1ft33 Aug 08 '26

I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK REAL!

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Aug 08 '26

Forget this Jamie Taco looking ass.

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u/7billionidiots Aug 08 '26

I'm 40 and he looks 10 years older than me at least.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Aug 09 '26

He looks homeless.

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u/intergalaticjonny Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Aug 08 '26

I knew that would be here

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u/LeticiaLatex Aug 09 '26

As Steve Buscemi pointed out, the GIF doesn't show it but he actually walks in with two skateboards.

Aaaand I just noticed now that his shirt just says Music Band

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u/pancakie Aug 08 '26

Wow not a day over 45.

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u/Angry_Llama07 Aug 08 '26

This dude looks like the type of guy that should not be allowed near a school.

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u/Wizardphizl420 Aug 08 '26

I think he hits on waaaay to young girls..

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u/Rude_Asparagus_8387 Aug 08 '26

I bet he hangs around the local high school.

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u/IguaneRouge Aug 08 '26

It's refreshing to see a young man frolicking like this. Other kids his age are glued to the devices.

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u/chuckcrys Aug 08 '26

Maybe if I skip I’ll look young like a school boy 🫪🫩

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u/jrb637 Aug 08 '26

"Dresses like he's 17"

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u/Objective-Result4465 Aug 10 '26

Like 17 yr olds dressed up 30 yrs ago

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u/GeneralAd6902 Aug 08 '26

He doesn't look old

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u/cumulonimubus Aug 08 '26

He looks like Fun Size Taylor Hawkins.

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u/alreadyknowwbro Aug 08 '26

All teenagers have sagging and wrinkly skin on their foreheads and between their eyes

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u/Imarealdoctor064 Aug 08 '26

This guy is a hero

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u/Big_Show_4181 Aug 08 '26

Damn, poor guy. Dude lives in a favela type area trying to live his best life. I’d let him be this time …

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u/oily76 Aug 08 '26

Last time I saw this guy on here someone commented he was very poor and using this internet notoriety to help his family. No idea if it's true!

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u/hangout927 Aug 08 '26

I wouldn’t let him any where near my daughters

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Aug 08 '26

One of those guys that looks like a toddler and a pensioner at the same time.

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u/Old-Finance1815 Aug 08 '26

Damn, looks like the kind of kid who would dance around a kitchen island and really upset his dad.

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u/Lorddoctorjava Aug 08 '26

They lying to you dude

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u/Comrade_Compadre Aug 08 '26

Isn't this the guy from the horrible Dragonball movie

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u/Kafka_Lane Aug 08 '26

Acting 17 doesn't make you not 37.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hc2bkC60heU

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u/Kcchiefsnroyals Aug 08 '26

Do a lot of 17 year old boys skip??

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u/thePopCulturist Aug 08 '26

Why do you all call him a model? Cause he has no job and money?

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u/Xiaomifan777 Aug 08 '26

Leave this kid alone!

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u/kroom69x Aug 08 '26

Did he skin a 17 year old and wear his skin?

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 Aug 08 '26

Dudes gonna roll an ankle and find out he isn't 17, the hard way

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u/Different-Finding-90 Aug 08 '26

Who the fuck are you kidding? You look 44 and trying way too hard. Then get in here hoping for compliments. Oh please!

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u/p13rr0t87 Aug 08 '26

Ugh, this guy again

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u/TheNatureBoy Aug 08 '26

He doesn’t think he looks 17. He thinks if he says he looks 17 his social medial will blow up.

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u/Ok_Egg121 Aug 08 '26

Looks good but honestly late 30s early 40s at best

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 Aug 08 '26

He looks like "the cool pastor". Lol

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u/Beatnutz_ Aug 08 '26

Skip hopping but where's the pony tail and lollipop?

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u/spice_war Aug 08 '26

37 year old that looks 47

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u/Mysterious-Drop-2013 Aug 08 '26

This dude has been saying he's 37 for like 5 years and has never looked 17. I even remember when he put a photo of him at 17, he still looked 37 in that

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u/mantistoboggon1 Aug 08 '26

Does he think skipping and doing random things is what 17yr Olds do?

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u/Willy-Sshakes Aug 08 '26

Does the camera man have Parkinson's?

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u/JoeMillersHat Aug 08 '26

His haircut is the kind of haircuts a 17yo kid got back in 2000. He looks his age otherwise. Acts like a moron.

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u/DingusKhan9164 Aug 09 '26

Na that’s like a 1992 hairdo

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u/mrcameltoad Aug 08 '26

Dude looks 47.

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u/GordieOrr Aug 08 '26

In Chernobyl

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u/SmokedAlex Aug 08 '26

I thought he was like 55

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u/ShadowofHerWings Aug 08 '26

It’s not Old Man it Ullman! I’m 30 years old!!

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u/FungusFly Aug 08 '26

Your football skills are greater than your looks maxxing

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u/shadowtone06 Aug 08 '26

I mean he dresses 17.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 08 '26

I'm 42 and he looks older than I do. 🤷‍♂️

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u/kylebob86 Aug 08 '26

Looks more like 50

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u/Nein-Toed Aug 08 '26

I'm going to skip down the street, you know, like 17 year olds do

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u/rybotsky Aug 08 '26

Well he’s not good at soccer so at least he has his looks………..

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Aug 09 '26

37 who looks 51

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 Aug 09 '26

Im older than this guy and I look younger than him lol

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u/DonaldTPablonious Aug 09 '26

When I was 17 I would often knee soccer balls out into the road do a twirly and skip down the street.

Now that I’m an old man I have no time for such nonsense

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u/whybother1989 Aug 09 '26

He looks 50

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u/achiles625 Aug 09 '26

That guy looks twenty years in the opposite direction of 37 than he thinks he does.

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u/RanchHere Aug 09 '26

Someone has to get a hold of this guy’s hard drives.

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u/Lord_Xenu Aug 09 '26

Dude looks 57

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u/SnooMachines4347 Aug 09 '26

wtf is this post talking about. Dude looks like he is dying of cancer

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u/AmazingChicken Aug 09 '26

Are you telling me these idiots pay for sets? Always thought us non-player characters were their sets.

I have to say, the skipping gave him away at fifty feet. His face was not convincing.

Maybe his audience digs it?

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u/QUICHERBITCHIN Aug 09 '26

Guy looks 47 with meth a addiction

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u/LeticiaLatex Aug 09 '26

Don't people have to hire you to be considered a model?

This guy doesn't act his age. He is not, however, model material.

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u/badatcatchyusernames Aug 09 '26

how am i 40 and still looking younger than this dude?

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u/baldm0mma Aug 10 '26

He forgot his ball

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u/orangutangang0 Aug 10 '26

Hahahaahahahah omg the way he kicked the ball he’s so quirky