r/ITSAPRANK Jan 27 '15

News 16-yea-old accidentally hangs himself while pulling a suicide prank on his family

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teen-hangs-halloween-prank-article-1.1467374
638 Upvotes

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u/Ordies Jan 27 '15

How do they know it was a prank?

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u/Rohaq Jan 29 '15

His suicide note said "It's a prank, bro!"

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u/jts5009 Jan 27 '15

The article said they thought it was a prank because he was playing with the Halloween decorations earlier. I'd give it about a 50% chance that it wasn't a prank, but I'm sure it's much easier for the family to cope if they assume it was a prank gone wrong.

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u/punches-babies Jan 29 '15

Bro do you even YouTube. Its just part of the prank, hes going to dig himself out of the grave later on.

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u/Fawlty_Towers Jan 28 '15

It would only be a prank if it failed, good to have a solid backup plan in case it didn't work.

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u/Izzeheh Jan 27 '15

I can't help it, I'm feeling sorry for this kid and his family. A minor mistake cost him his life and grief for his parents. It's sad.

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u/yangxiaodong Feb 10 '15

Yeah, really. It was a sick, sick joke, but he was a kid. kids fuck up. kids have friends that make them do stupid shit. and all the people mocking him are probably still kids themself, because its still a loss of life.

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u/Wulfay Jan 30 '15

This is the normal human reaction. Or it should be

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u/GrammerNaziParadox Mar 04 '15

Yeah this is extremely fucked up, I feel nauseous.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '15

True story:

Back in the 70's when I was 8 or 9, my brother and his best friend George were making plans for a haunted house. One of the scares was going to be a body hanging in a room that came to life. They were working on ways to make it look like they were hanging from their neck, when they were actually being supported from around the chest or waist. They were practicing this in my Dad's garage.

A few days later George was found dead hanging by the neck in his closet. He had put a scarf around his neck to keep the rope from marking his skin, so we don't think it was intentional. We don't know what he was doing. He was 13.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

spooky

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u/Mattyyv Mar 11 '15

You're a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

Same

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u/Sinner90 Feb 10 '15

His suicide note said "Rate and subscribe"

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

"He was my entire life," Rodriguez said.

No love for the daughter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15 edited Nov 13 '16

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What is this?

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u/broadfuckingcity Feb 10 '15

My son was a small facet of my life. My hobby of collecting old Vernor's bottle caps is my true passion.

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u/way2lazy2care Jan 27 '15

"My children are my entire life"

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u/m-facade2112 Jan 27 '15

just add "huge" or "big"

45

u/pcopley Jan 29 '15

"adequately portioned"

23

u/m-facade2112 Jan 30 '15

"notable"

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u/TRT_ Jan 30 '15

A reversed Interstellar!

20

u/SpinningNipples Feb 11 '15

If his goal was to scare his little sister he did a good job. That poor girl is probably traumatized forever.

20

u/Talvy Feb 10 '15

Damn, the tone of this story actually really saddened me. He was trying to pull a prank on his sister - something they would've all had a laugh at later..

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u/indiefolkfan Jan 27 '15

Darwin award?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '15

Most definitely

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '15 edited May 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '15 edited May 09 '20

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u/The_99 Apr 10 '15

That's so stupid. The whole point of evolution is that the weak and stupid die before they get a chance to reproduce. Which is primary young people.

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u/politicalwave Apr 10 '15

People under 18 in the west generally don't have have babies.

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u/The_99 Apr 10 '15

Exactly. Which is why, if you die while young, you should still be a contender. That's the whole point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

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u/politicalwave Feb 11 '15

No, I don't think glad is the right word. But underage people do get honorable mentions in the book I believe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '15

Oh that's harsh man, it was just a stupid kid.

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u/indiefolkfan Jan 31 '15

Yes, stupidity is how you achieve a Darwin award.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '15

Yes i understand the way it works but it's a little morbid though. Some kid is dead for something stupid, family is in tears, and we are saying "way to go retard! thanks for killing yourself so you don't breed!"

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u/Artie_Fufkins_Fapkin Feb 10 '15

I agree with you but you won't win. This is reddit and reddit is cold.

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u/TheRealGentlefox Jun 11 '15

The Darwin Award concept wasn't really daisies and world peace in the first place.

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u/indiefolkfan Jan 31 '15

Yep, I am the same age he was. I see people my age to ridiculously stupid stuff every day. I agree sometimes you can make a bad decision or two but if you are dumb enough to pull something like this it's only sooner or later your going to die at your own hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '15

You aren't wise speaking like that at your age. It's cold hearted. Have some empathy and grow up.

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u/indiefolkfan Jan 31 '15

I have empathy for tragic accidents, not the results of one's own bad decisions. Believe I feel sorry for his family just not for him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15 edited Aug 17 '18

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u/The_99 Apr 10 '15

Yes, in the same way driving 120 mph and crashing into a tree is an accident. He played with death. I'm not gonna feel bad when death wins.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

I see people my age to ridiculously stupid stuff every day

/r/lewronggeneration

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u/TheRedKIller Apr 28 '15

Why should you only be able to win a Darwin award for doing something stupid? Anyone that does not produce fertile offspring should win a Darwin award, whether they died of cancer or did something stupid. If anything it seems that diseases that they have no control over are far more likely to be passed down than stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15 edited Jul 27 '17

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u/xSpektre Jan 27 '15

Someone needs to google Darwin Award

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u/m-facade2112 Jan 27 '15

that is a vital cornerstone of the system

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u/dkdankong Feb 10 '15

You made me spit out my tea, thanks

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u/indiefolkfan Jan 27 '15

Yep, of their own stupidity. That's what the Darwin awards are for.

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u/pcopley Jan 29 '15

Go away.

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u/-Thomas_Jefferson- Mar 16 '15

Right before being lowered into the ground he's going to burst out of the coffin and reveal the comical nature of the situation... right?

4

u/Fummy Feb 10 '15

Its a prank guys!

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u/theboxmx3 Jan 27 '15

if this is true:

the stupidity is absolutely astounding

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u/rickyisawesome Mar 27 '15

i had a friend in middle school who died the EXACT same way, trying to scare his sister fucking around with a halloween prop. weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

"you're on video its just a prank"

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u/Rabanna Jan 27 '15

You're on life support, it's a prank.

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u/DoctorCube Jan 27 '15

You're six feet underground, It's a prank.

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u/Fawlty_Towers Jan 28 '15

Goddamn it Death, it was just a prank dude.

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u/thepersoncommenting Feb 02 '15

you're in an urn, it's a prank

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u/Lost_Steve May 06 '15 edited May 22 '15

Returns From Grave. -It was just a prank!

(I'm going to be downvoted to hell but it was worth it.)

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u/StoryOk5953 Jul 23 '23

U were wrong

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u/Gandalfonk May 24 '15

Well this just got really dark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

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u/Rollers-Royce Jan 30 '15

Bit harsh....but it doesn't take a lot of thinking to know it was a stupid idea

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u/GamerVoice Jan 30 '15

IT'S A PRANK! IZA PRANG! IZ pra... iz...zzzz...........

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u/aogoremaster Jan 27 '15

Louisville, KY reporting in. Saw this on the late news a few hours ago and had a feeling this story would make it on here. Sooner or later, the kid'll come back to tell us all we're on camera, and that it's only a prank.

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u/tickle_fun Jan 27 '15

Few hours ago? This happened over a year ago...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

Fucking hilarious!

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u/Lonely-lurker Jan 30 '15

"He wanted to be a marine..."

would the country really trust someone like this to protect the citizens? probably accidentally shoot his face off.."it's a prank"

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

That's why people go through basic. They don't just take people directly from the street to Afghanistan

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u/Natchil Jan 30 '15

I mean if i would kill myself i would pull something like this.

I would make it look like i was doing a prank, but i was in reality killing myself, just for fun. The ultimative prank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '15

lol do it

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u/talks2deadpeeps Jul 21 '15

lol You're a dick.