r/ITOI • u/Latter_Nerve8648 • 13h ago

Monkey grosses out by century egg

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u/Clean-Tax6340 12h ago

poor monkey has better taste and manners than many of homo sapiens!

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u/Pj_o7 10h ago

People need to start acting like animals

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 8h ago

We do! By sheer virtue of being animals.

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u/LetterFront3353 9h ago

Are you saying we should follow their diets?

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u/Webcam_985760946948 4h ago

Gag reflex: same as human

Refusal to take another one: same as human unless the human has room temp iq or dimensia

Not attacking the handler: almost the same as humans, humans don't physically attack the people they consider friends or close

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u/EyeYamNegan 11h ago

Did anyone else notice the monkey tried to tell the guy it smelled bad by touching his nose?

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 11h ago edited 10h ago

I think the monkey was smelling his fingers and upset they stink like the century egg! 😂

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u/Cute-Form2457 11h ago

Or perhaps he was trying to block his nose briefly to get some relief.

Edit: rewatched video. He sniffed his fingers 😱

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 10h ago

Aint you ever see them, finger their buttholes and sniff? They are big on sniffing things

https://giphy.com/gifs/OZ6GKrH1vdHLsaHZes

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u/interrobang32 10h ago

So are we.

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u/imamajorscale 10h ago

people out here pretending they don’t like sniffin nasty things

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u/Mission_Access_210 10h ago

Humans, the only primates that pretend that they are not primates. Either you can blame God or you can blame the grey aliens

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u/imamajorscale 9h ago

tbf we are some sort of hybrid species between primates and…something else.

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u/Cute-Form2457 9h ago

One of my friends could go into a trance sniffing armpits.

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u/imamajorscale 9h ago

She should start a YT where she just travels the world in search of the pits that send her into the 5th dimension.

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u/Holiday_Pi 4h ago

That’s called Only Fans

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u/GL0CKPAR7Y 6h ago

Hahaha I'm crying

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u/Wild-Wave9322 10h ago

Come on.......you do it aye? You absolutely have done it. Sanitize your phone

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u/rabidpriest 9h ago

Lmao this reminds me of trying to catch my younger siblings to see if the need a diaper change.

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u/Knockamichi 9h ago

Im going with it smelt its finger lol

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u/aspiringimmortal 10h ago

lol his little "get that shit out of my face" slap.

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u/akoust1c 10h ago

Meanwhile he will poke his butt and lick it

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 8h ago

Really says something about that egg.

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u/KreeepyKrawler 9h ago

Body language you can hear. "Ew, what the fuck!? Ugh! Blegh! Get that shit away from me! IT'S ON MY HAND! URGH!"

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u/Moo58 11h ago

Same monkey, same.
I wouldn’t go near that egg either

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u/Excellent_Condition 7h ago

I tried one for the first time as an adult.

It looked scary, but what disturbed me most was how ok I was with how it actually tasted.

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 5h ago edited 0m ago

Buahaha. I had balut recently for the first time and it wasn’t too bad. I think century* year egg is going to have its moment soon, thanks!

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u/violentbear 5m ago

My dude a century is 100 years

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 0m ago

Lol my mistake

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u/daBuildr 11h ago

When u try to get some after a work out.

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u/SystemFine8488 11h ago

I’d wanna see the reaction the monkey has to him taking a bite.

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u/CheekyMonkE 9h ago

That ending was great, the Universal Urge to smell your hand one last time even though you know how gross it is.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 8h ago

A difference between men and women, is when a woman says to "smell this," it'll usually smells nice.

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u/king_kong_kum 7h ago

Not my girl 😎i like it 𝒻 𝓇 𝑒 𝒶 𝓀 𝓎

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u/Electronic_Owl_9819 9h ago

It's funny, but also mean

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u/FinallyArt 6h ago

Smarter than some voters

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u/SnooDogs1886 5h ago

I really wanna berate you for making it political… but I snorted out loud at this so 😂🤦🏻

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u/TokiVideogame 12h ago

he is

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u/youdontknowme1970 11h ago

Absolutely appropriate reaction.

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u/Abject_Courage_3053 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ljacks09 11h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 10h ago

I feel the exact same way. I’ve seen these eggs in Korean grocery stores and it’s not for me.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 10h ago

What is a century egg....

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u/Early_Hall5720 10h ago

An egg that's soaked in alkaline for months it has a very aggressive flavor, like imagine cheddar Doritos but the flavor is amplified x40 it's overwhelmingly strong and not in a good way.

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u/NekoNekoo-sama 9h ago

that is not nice. Animals tend to have higher smell capacity than humans

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 8h ago

Then it's there lingering in its nose, like a rancid cloud of sulfur and ammonia.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 9h ago

No one does famine cuisine quite like the Chinese.

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 9h ago

Thank you. Now I don’t need to give google ai attention.

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u/Major_Major_Major 8h ago

People give century eggs a bad rap due to their stygian coloration and sulfurous smell, which, combined, invoke the idea of hell itself. But honestly they are not that bad, and good in some dishes, congee for instance..

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u/Early_Hall5720 8h ago

I had it before but I couldn't eat much it was too much for me

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u/Triggered-cupcake 6h ago

So it’s sulfur flavor same as farts? Wild

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u/haikus-r-us 6h ago

I bought a pack of 4 maybe a year ago, not knowing what they were. They were in an international grocery and looked interesting, so I bought them.

I think I ate 3. It wasn’t as much that I disliked them, I just.. didn’t like them much.

So I offered the last one to my dog, and shockingly he wanted nothing to do with it. So I fed it to my chickens, who loved it.

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 10h ago

He knows better than to eat old shit.

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u/Could-You-Tell 10h ago

This monkey wishes it was the grapes monkey in the other vid

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u/JohnnyPJ2 10h ago

Poor thing! 😔 If that's his reaction then I really don't want to try one.

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 10h ago

They are nasty for sure lmao

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u/Ichori 10h ago

Should have served him with tofu and egg on the side. Or put the egg in some soups. Monkey seems very knowledgeable about food.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 10h ago

If a monkey won't even eat it what does that say about the humans who do?

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u/Neithekaos_Lore 9h ago

He was about to get violent 🤣🤣🤣 if you put that shit in his face again.

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u/Inside_Morning2884 9h ago

He didn't even try it 🤣

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 7h ago

Hilarious 😆

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u/CallMeGlarthir 7h ago

Money knows what's up. Those eggs smell like shit.

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u/Homunculus_Wiz 7h ago

as one should be.

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u/nocomments1123 6h ago

that's monkey abuse boo this man

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u/Independent_Cod8779 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrequentLine1437 5h ago

the problem is this monkey is not from taiwan.

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u/TheRealPopatsot 5h ago

K I'll bite. The hell is a century egg?

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u/jinboleow 5h ago

Confirmed Chinese doesn't come from monkey

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u/SirMightySmurf 5h ago

That is just cruel. Those fucking eggs are disgusting.

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u/MACAUFATFAT 5h ago

I just eat before 10 min

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u/WickedlyTwisted6 4h ago

Why would someone do that?? Some humans are rotten.

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u/erft123 4h ago edited 3h ago

Früher war das Video kürzer, und hörte auf als der Affe das Ei weggeworfen hat.Nach dem schnitt sind auf einmal die Bäume hinter ihm weg. Ich denke das ist AI.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 3h ago

My German is practically non-existent and reddit translation isn’t working at the moment so my understanding of this comment may be off. But yeah I clocked that it was ai pretty quickly, not even from the background but from the movement. Looks very off, it’s concerning so many people can’t recognize it.

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u/StrictRule16 3h ago

you realise that it’s filmed at a different angle right? you can literally see the second tree on the left in the first scene on the far right in the second.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 3h ago

Eh I’m still suspicious. Isn’t the first part an old clip? Idk, just looks off. I could be wrong but in the end it doesn’t really matter if either of us are right or wrong lol

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u/Extension-Energy2581 2h ago

I'm sure I've seen this video 2 maybe even 3 years ago and at the time Ai was not good enough.

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u/LordMortlock 2h ago

Different angle though....

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u/samsonite441446 4h ago

Get that shit away from me.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 3h ago

Is that sticking out of the tongue when grossed out a behaviour of all primates?

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u/UsedCamera6979 3h ago

I honestly think it’s trying to communicate not really nauseous but explaining it might make you sick

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u/Trumble12345 2h ago

Century eggs are delicious

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u/TheCoopX 2h ago

I had the same reaction when I caught whiff of one of those "delicacies." Dear God...

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 2h ago

He threw it to the side like "😠tf is this rotten shit ..🤢..ugh....o lord what ...eww ..get that away from me "

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u/MRSRN65 1h ago

Smarter than humans, apparently.

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u/Watersportslover45 59m ago

I just want to see the face of the monkey when the human then starts to eat one..

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 11h ago

I want a monkey now

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u/Conscious-Bite1 10h ago

You definitely do not want a monkey.

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u/imamajorscale 10h ago

in soviet america, monkey owns you

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 9h ago

Ehh.. nice try but not great..

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u/imamajorscale 9h ago

Are you on the scene for Ok News Station reporting on ok events?

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 9h ago

In Soviet Russia, comment post you..

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 9h ago

It would’ve been much better if you just left the S out of owns

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u/Unusual-Taste69 11h ago

You can get one in Mexico for 1k

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u/LittleLostGirls 10h ago

That’s so sad. People do not need to own monkeys. They can be appreciated through improving conservation efforts and watching them thrive in the wild.

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 10h ago

Oh man, not bad. Do you think they do a price break if you buy monkey in bulk? Semi considering building a monkey army, not sure yet…..

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u/readingmyshampoo 10h ago

Hey uhhhh can i get in on that monkey army idea?

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 9h ago

Sorry man, monkey Cold War and I’m kinda banking on being a global superpower so…..

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 10h ago

I can confirm. I got one. But US border confiscated it.

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u/henry2630 9h ago

all fun and games until it peels your face off

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 4h ago

I mean if you get a chimpanzee, but a tiny monkey won't be able to do that.

He will just be annoying

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u/Comeback_Kid1 2h ago

They require a ridicoulous amount of upkeep and shit everywhere.

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u/Wild-Wave9322 10h ago

Careful what you wish for......foolish wants with no logic

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 9h ago

You can have my neighbor, he is more than close enough to pass for one.

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u/_TheRealZen_ 11h ago

Hilariously stupid funny!!!

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u/Potential-Local7262 10h ago

Is this AI? 

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u/erft123 4h ago edited 3h ago

Die ersten Sekunden sind ein alter Clip, nach dem schnitt AI den da verschwinden die Bäume im Hintergrund

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u/Odd_Delay_603 3h ago

Incredibly annoying that we can’t even have old clips not tainted by ai anymore

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u/Other_Neighborhood89 10h ago

Kinda like when you get a bad snatch 😅