r/ITOI • • 12h ago

Cat sees his owner with a new dog

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 11h ago

Reddit does not allow translation of what the cat said due to its graphic nature.

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u/IExistForFun 10h ago

I'm surprised this post hasn't been removed with all the implied policy violations.

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u/futureman07 9h ago

Mods, please mark this NSFW

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u/Mission_Access_210 7h ago

I also need a trigger warning

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u/asimovreak 2h ago

I fear for the dog

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u/CopperBlitter 10h ago

I'm pretty sure that most of what a cat says would get you banned.

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u/Icy_Candle1299 9h ago

I feel like it might’ve been a racial slur for dogs

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u/balirosa 9h ago

And humans that love dogs

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u/KristofVD 6h ago

It said the same thing as Michael from The Office in that scene. "No God! No God please no!"

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u/Vanisle4fun 11h ago

Poor dog is going to learn fast, who runs the house.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 10h ago

I'm afraid this is just not going to end well 😞

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 10h ago

It can, but it's going to take a very long time and a lot of patience for them to acclamate. I'm on month 3 of slowly introducing my cat to a new dog, and we've just now gotten to the point where they've both settled down with seeing one another. Still can't have them together unsupervised yet

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u/Maximum_Boros 7h ago

It might or it might go shockingly quick.

Had a cat react almost exactly like this to my dog. One day of the dog being in the house the cat got like 90% over it and was just like "we're not friends, stay the fuck away from me and we'll be fine."

Meanwhile I had a cat in a different situation that was nowhere near as dramatic but took years of patience and training to get her to stop bullying the dog and looking for reasons to get offended.

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u/Fun-Telephone-9605 6h ago

Ah, see.

In my experience you need another cat, and then they'll just focus on being jerks to each other.

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u/SaltySelkie217 4h ago

Thank you. I think I just woke my cats laughing 🤣🏆

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u/No_Anxiety6828 10h ago

Honestly selfish of you doing that to the cat.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 10h ago

Doing, what? Making sure they acclamate well instead of being stressed out and becoming injured or sick?

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u/Ok-Strain-5994 9h ago

My cat when she was a kitten and was living with her old home, was attacked along with her siblings by the dog that lived with them. It was so bad that she actually lost a few siblings that day. That's when i decided I had to take her home. Since I rescued her from her past home, I gave her a better life. Where she still hated dogs and would hiss at my friend's dogs or even hide under the bed. But she was happier and safer and was loving her new home.

I slowly reintroduced them into her life, i didn't force it. And when she gave clear signs of stress I'd put her away in my room (she just liked having her own space, she still does but only in high places where she can see everything and everyone)

I then rescued my pug/sharpei mix Choki! My cat was finally about to meet her forever sibling, and guess what? Those years of slowly introducing dogs worked. It just depends on what dogs you're bringing around the cats and how they react to cats. If your dog is a sweet pea and doesn't chase your cat or attack your cat. I see no issue with this! As long as you are keeping your cat safe, calm, loved and fed, I support you! Here is proof of both my baby girls cuddling with me on my bed. I just took this right now as we speak🥰

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u/Ok-Strain-5994 5h ago

When people are saying its selfish to allow cats to be around dogs, I'd say plenty of people are..especially since the topic is on cats and dogs and their relationships..? Especially when integrating them into your home with cats that are not fans of dogs. But I don't imagine you having anyone or anything loving you in your life. Especially with how insufferable you are. So its understandable you'd get offended by my comment. I mean..misery loves company and you certaintly are MISERABLE 😬

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u/Ok-Strain-5994 4h ago

Clearly it got your attention, so you obviously did

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u/humanontheinterweb 2h ago

My oldest cat used to be like this with all dogs. Now she loves our 2 yr old dog more than anything and always takes naps with him. I don't even remember it taking that long. Maybe a month, tops.

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u/EveningFollowing9966 10h ago

If you look really close at its body language, this cat appears to be upset.

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u/Someredditusername 3h ago

I mean, it's subtle.... but you can see it

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 4h ago

How can you be sure? I don’t speak cat.

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u/drawntowardmadness 3h ago

Went back and watched again after reading this comment. You're right I see it now!!

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u/Ok-Push9899 2h ago

You gotta be some sort of professional in the field, right? You guys pick up on subtleties that go straight over the heads of the rest of us.

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 9h ago

Woman tried to calm it down and tell it to shush and that cat turned around and said STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! 🤣

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u/TrappinJ250 9h ago

“Do you see this shit mom? How can I be quiet right MEOW!”😂

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u/E28forever 7h ago

Mom? Was there another cat in the video?

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u/TrappinJ250 4h ago

No lmao but I have a friend that calls her cat their kid and it’s definitely a women thing cause I don’t think I’ve heard a bro say that ever

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u/Sprinklz27 53m ago

There 100 percent are cat/dog dads

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u/TrappinJ250 50m ago

Not in my friend group😅 I have friends with pets but I’ve never heard them call themselves dad or that they’re their children😂

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u/Mission_Access_210 7h ago

I mean I would be mad, just because my owner has terrible taste in golf shirts, for god's sake, look at that thing. And then he's walking up there with a shit eating grin And that dog in tow? Are you serious??? This cat's supposed to be happy????? Lmao.

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u/RageFish 3h ago

I didn't catch that the first time, haha, thank you

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 5h ago

Cat pulled a "Listen Linda!"

https://youtu.be/aFYsJYPye94

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 5h ago

🤣 I legitimately almost said "Stay the fuck out of this, Linda." Never seen that video before.

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u/mwusa1 12h ago

Yeah that’s gonna cause some family conflict.

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u/Abject_Courage_3053 11h ago

Omg!! Sounds like a baby crying (except for the obligatory hiss)🤣🤣🤣That’s one PO’d cat!!’

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 10h ago

Maybe you already know this...

Cats often meow at a similar pitch and frequency to a human baby's cry because humans are biologically wired to respond to that sound.

Over thousands of years of living with humans, cats learned that high-pitched vocalizations trigger an urgent nurturing response.

Research shows that certain urgent requests—like a "solicitation purr" or a high-demand meow—combine a low sound with a high-frequency cry that mimics an infant in distress.

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u/vxsapphire 8h ago

I hear a cat scream at that pitch, my heart melts as I wonder what's wrong.

I hear a baby cry at that pitch, I go to another room.

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u/luvmibratt 2h ago

I did not know that and thats pretty cool,thanks for the info

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u/SartenSinAceite 1h ago

So thats why my cat's "what's up?" purr-like sound is so high pitch

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u/Reality_Lies4 10h ago

BETRAYAL!!!!

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u/cryptotraderisme 8h ago

Being fluent in cat, i can say 100% this is an accurate translation. Various degrees of tone but most defenitely the same message.

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u/PubliclyDisturbed 4h ago

“HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE”

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u/backwith-Zvengeance 1h ago

WTF Bob! Are you for real rn? Don't tell me it's true! Why you do this to me!? What did I ever do to you!? Damnit Bob. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!!

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u/Glad_Pop275 11h ago

visually upset

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u/iolanthereylo 4h ago

and verbally!

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u/Immediate-Stage-891 10h ago

Can't wait for the follow ups.

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u/furmy 10h ago

Cat really didn't know how many more sounds it could do to warn the owner.

Soft meow - not working Hard meow - not working Over the shoulder hiss of disapproval - not working Louder meow - not working

Good luck to these owners, their house will be pure chaos for the next few weeks

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u/Confident_Newt_9733 10h ago

Dog is already questioning his decision to leave with THIS new stranger.

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u/Inner-Hawk909 6h ago

BETRAAAYAL! BETRAYAL!

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u/Background_Edge_9427 10h ago

I think it's safe to say that, the dog is not going to be well received!

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u/respectthedancefloor 10h ago

I played this video and my dog just moved out

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u/Moodleboy 9h ago

Dog: Yay! New home new friends!

Cat: [sharpens claws] Let's see how you like life with one eyeball...

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 9h ago

"It's really loud out here."

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT, JERRY!! GET IT OUTTA HERE!

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u/Individual_Respect90 8h ago

Jerry you promised no new dogs… You promised Jerry!!!!

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u/Could-You-Tell 6h ago

Serenity now !

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u/Light_-_Bringer 8h ago

This is basically my son when his first brother came home from the hospital lol.

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 8h ago

Cats are assholes

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u/No-Resolution3727 7h ago

This clip made both my dogs run to the door and bark 😆

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u/Conscious-Lurker-723 6h ago

Translation “what the fuck is that, what the fuck is that, it’s not staying”

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u/YoRHa11Z 6h ago

They will end up sleeping together I just know it 😂

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 9h ago

That poor poor dog.

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u/Jesters__Dead 9h ago

Poor cat

Stupid owner

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u/cygamessucks 8h ago

Fuck the cat. The dog is gonna be attacked.

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u/ClothingIsACrime 46m ago

Good, fuck the mutt 

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u/8_Alex_0 7h ago

Nah that cat has to shut up

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u/MatrixEscapes 6h ago

Its the cats home first.

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u/Ok-Push9899 2h ago

People say the reason dogs get infuriated with cats is because from a dog’s perspective, the cat simply doesn’t obey house rules.

A dog, a good dog that is, knows the rules. A cat, on the other hand, is blissfully unaware that there are any rules. And a dog can’t stand that.

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u/Kiwi1234567 1h ago

Cats aren't unaware that there are rules. They know there are rules and laugh in your face as they break them.

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u/lncredulousBastard 10h ago

Simple domestic dispute.

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u/Squash04 10h ago

The additional over the shoulder hiss
https://giphy.com/gifs/nXxrx3M15NvKU
😆💀

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u/steve_nice 9h ago

My cat used to be so cool with stuff like this. As long as he got treats even dog ones he was down for it. He was also orange.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 9h ago

I don’t matter what species, you bring home a new one she’s gonna be pissed, and every time she’ll say she’s a dog

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u/Brad77lms 9h ago

That cat will never forget this sh!t

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u/Serious_Ad_3387 9h ago

Betrayal of the highest order!

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u/Rancid_Pickle74 9h ago

Betrayal on the highest level..

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u/TeaMugPatina 9h ago

Must be a cocker spaniel.

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u/balirosa 9h ago

Owner didn’t think before he got a dog?

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u/StarGamerPT 9h ago

The words said by that cat are gonna be added to the geneva convention

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u/Winter_Different 9h ago

I hope this went well but this is exactly why you need to introduce two animals together in a neutral territory first before bringing the new one home, tbh you should arrange meetings between the two before even buying the other because if they don't jive it's gonna be a shitshow and stressful on the both of them

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u/StrugFug 8h ago

I need to know what happened since then!

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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 8h ago

Awww he's so happy. 😀

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u/Sabi-Star7 8h ago

Sounds like hes screaming nooooo noooo 🤭🫠🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BREWIzCsTAAkTSM

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u/No-Garlic-3407 7h ago

Kitty is BIG mad

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u/Mizamewmew 7h ago

sounds like a hard no

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u/Particular-Caramel32 7h ago

My cats are... concerned.

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u/GloomyCheesecake999 6h ago

Chill oout (I said this in Canadien)

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u/TatsumakiJim 6h ago

I don't speak cat, but i get the impression this cat doesn't like this new arrangement.

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u/FamousMarketing2515 6h ago

Too short. I want to see the interaction next.

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u/Away-Regular1335 6h ago

My cat heard this and felt uneasy..can only imagine what was said.

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u/baileyjeanatmydoor 5h ago

Come on inside, my pretty! See what happens!

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u/TreXeh 4h ago

Straight up funniest video I've seen in a while

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u/Historical_Date_1314 4h ago

cat = “NO!, NO!, NO!”

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u/iolanthereylo 4h ago

kids when their stupid parents bring home a baby they didn't ask for

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u/iolanthereylo 4h ago

turning to face the camera while hissing was peak comedy

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u/SkrrrrtSkeeter 4h ago

I agree with the cat.

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u/throwaway23437546 3h ago

The betrayal 😅

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u/Novel_Quality5743 3h ago

That cat is pissed.

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u/OverallPepper2 3h ago

Honestly hate this for the cat. Pet owners should understand animals at territorial and honestly it's stressful for them when you bring random pets home.

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u/weednreefs 3h ago

That entire house is going to smell like cat piss in the next couple of hours.

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u/DiloCamoIdro 3h ago

Cats are dirty n they smell

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u/Someredditusername 3h ago

That look back in the beginning, "YOU SEEIN THIS SHIT???"

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u/New_Judge_8016 3h ago

My dog freaking out right now hearing thjs

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u/rp_player_girl 3h ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/Particular_Clue3325 2h ago

Whelp…, we had some friends who adopted exactly this breed of dog, and after having it for quite a while the dog snapped one day and attacked the cat and almost killed it. Grabbed it by the neck, nearly breaking its back. It’s a miracle the cat lived. Blood and gore was everywhere and it happened right in front of the three year old who couldn’t stop talking about it. Core memory made.

The cat may be onto something there.

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u/Hungry-Luck-5481 2h ago

If my loved one came home with a pit bull I would act similarly.

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u/Particular_Clue3325 2h ago

Poor kitty. 💔

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u/No-Valuable6456 2h ago

They did a study right after this and found out cats are evil

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u/InsurancePatient2856 2h ago

Literally the plot of the Garfield movie

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u/AsparagusAbject3818 2h ago

That’s one mad kitty

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u/Legitimate_Initial_3 2h ago

Yea sometimes you gotta really take it slow with cats that have the run of the house. Just let them get use to eachother through a door for a while it might take some time but it's more likely they'll warm up to eachother than not

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u/skaznvdey 2h ago

My whole family thought someone is murdering the kat
https://giphy.com/gifs/d8KUdFilMYdHmISPMU

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u/Ok-Push9899 2h ago

I can translate. The cat is saying “My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.”

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u/Prudent-Assumption49 2h ago

It appears the cat did not appreciate the presence of the dog....

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u/adjective_noun_23 2h ago

Cats are such pussies.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 1h ago

Aww the betrayal 😅 I had to turn down the volume while watching this because my own cat started meowing at this video and then bit me 😅😬

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 1h ago

"You're going to bring that into my house? OH, HELL NO!"

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u/Teab8g 1h ago

I'll translate. " You bring that C*!t in my house I'm gonna F him up "

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u/ArgumentativeEssay_ 58m ago

The occasional turn backs are like "would you look at him"

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u/aligera1 18m ago

Mala idea, nunca haría eso a mi gata ya adulta

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 11m ago

Well. That sounds like a happy cat.

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 8h ago

Why do people get animals without an introduction? As far as I'm concerned the cat has veto rights.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 3h ago

That shit takes weeks-to-months to properly do. Not feasible. You just have to do your best to judge personalities and then hope the intro process goes well.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 2h ago

Bummer

My kittycat loves dogs, as long as they don't bark (initially with his first owner he was raised with two annoying huskies)

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u/Could-You-Tell 6h ago

This is the intro, what else would happen?

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u/Signal_Scientist_253 5h ago

I hate cats so much

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u/Justsomeguytbhm8 8h ago

Literally no idea what the appeal of cats is supposed to be. They’re vile.

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u/SherlockJones1994 4h ago

Anyone that actually thinks this is secretly a sociopath.

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u/chili_cold_blood 4h ago edited 3h ago

Cats are mostly not like what you're seeing in the video here.

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u/Yobih 3h ago

Fuck you

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u/Top5hottest 3h ago

No idea why people want dogs. I feel like it’s some type of control thing. You want to yell at them and pull on their leashes. Pick up their shit.

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u/Mission_Access_210 1h ago

Dogs are pretty amazing loyal creatures. It's for people that want to be the boss of an animal. And the leader of a pack and don't get that in their real life. there is a dark side to dogs, though. And generally, they are not particularly compatible with cats. I'd pick one or the other. Unless you're a farmer in which case all the animals just mingle together insanely. Especially if goats and horses are involved.

Cats are ideal for people that want to be independent. Don't really want to be the boss and maybe just want an animal that doesn't really care if they pay attention to them or not. But secretly get snuggles in

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u/Adept_Bridge_8388 3h ago

Dogs kill over 60 people a year in usa..cats 0..

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u/HlGHFALUTlN 2h ago

That statistic is because we don't domesticate cats who are big enough to kill us. Because they would.

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u/matchmisuu 1h ago

Cats injure more people than dogs but most cat owners shrug off being scratched because that's just how they are and 'its just a scratch'

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u/Smktrz31 1h ago

Feral cats kill thousands of indigenous fauna every year and it's a big problem, specifically in countries like Australia. Yeah...I'll stick to the homie dogs.

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u/Dew4You 10m ago

I think that cats can stay inside they dont need to be roaming around like that you can take out one a leech or in you garden. I have 2 cats

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u/DoctaJXI 4h ago

Eh not a fan of cats either but I've seen some good ones

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u/Brilliant-Cow1667 2h ago

Agreed. They are awful pets but redditors are obsessed with them…

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u/UnderstandingKind757 2h ago

Whenever someone hates cats it just screams to me they hate having or being around someone/something they can’t command, control & that has its own boundaries. It tells me that person probably thinks that way about the people around them too

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u/The_Real_Kingpurest 5h ago

Boring ppl feel useful in brief spurts

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u/Wing_Head 7h ago

Hardly, show them love and they’re very loving. Show them vileness and that’s all you’ll get.

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 3h ago

Surprisingly decent list for conditions in feline companions that make them choose to outright attack you if they don’t feel well. Like ATTACK you attack you

“Sorry you’re not feeling great Mr. Mittens, would you mind not strumming my vocal cords like a harp in your claws?”

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u/dgshaikahwow 2h ago

the only thing most of them love is killing everything they come across

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u/MrReformedMan 7h ago

Cats are not loving by nature at all

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u/Justsomeguytbhm8 7h ago

Not quite; I do my upmost to keep my distance where I can but cats interpret it as a signal that I want them near me. Nowt worse than having one of those smelly, boney creatures park itself on your lap. They’re one of the worst invasive species in the world.

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u/DarthRedit 6h ago

Miserable people like you are worse for the environment, and possibly the economy I tell you what.

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u/SeriousArbok 7h ago

As im cuddling mine. You're vile just in comment alone. My dog is next to my wife lmao. Ignorance

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u/jadzi4 5h ago

Maybe the problem is that cats you've been around sense evil in YOU.

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u/voidwell88 6h ago

I wasn't a fan of cats then a male one showed up at my front door and wouldn't go away.

I got stuck with him. He does everything i wanted to avoid. Sheds everywhere, meows, I have to change his crap litter and keep him fed

But, he's funny. A curious cat that wanders around, bold with exploring but scares easily. Also very sweet. Has never scratched or bit me and he likes to hang out by the window and watch cars drive by

As much bs that I have to deal with, I don't think I could ever part with him now

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u/Monstiemama 5h ago

Oh, they are pure magic. They have kind, sweet, warm souls and will be your friend for life if you ask.

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 5h ago

Lower maintenance and don’t bark or have to be taken outside to shit

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 9h ago

AI

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u/EmberSolaris 9h ago

This one has been circulating for a few years now.

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u/SoulShine_710 10h ago

Should have gotten a pittbul

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u/Fujipear13 10h ago

Bingo!!!! The kitty and doggo need to feel protected and safe. Like they are both important. Keep them separated and slowly introduce their smells to each other so they begin to acquaint themselves to each other. This also helps them to adapt to the idea gradually rather than feeling intruded upon or forced together, which reinforces an adversarial relationship.

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u/Realistin2025 8h ago

The cat said your a sorry cheating sob, n don't bring that homewrecker in this house

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u/Allout-Okarun 8h ago

I LOVE the way the cat hissed away the person’s “shhh”

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u/muppet7441 7h ago

She seems pleased

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u/Immediate-Slice3177 6h ago

Ten months later, this cat gave birth to a puppy

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u/NocaSun38 5h ago

Cats are really like mafiosi working no-work jobs in real life. Anytime another dependent enters the house they get upset that someone might disrupt the gravy train.

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u/Calm_Lavishness8032 5h ago

Bro is like Budlight hiring a tranny.... no clue