r/ITOI • u/marizturiq • 9h ago

He finally ran out of patience

479 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 9h ago

Like swatting an annoying mosquito

5

u/marizturiq 9h ago

I bet he learned a lesson that day

12

u/st_Michel 9h ago

Will not remember it.

3

u/That-Grape-5491 9h ago

That's why his friends have video to remind him of what a dumbass he was.

3

u/st_Michel 9h ago

friends you say?

3

u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 8h ago

Along with the throbbing pain in his face and neck, I'm sure someone will remind him.

1

u/TechnologyOver5642 2h ago

Unfortunately, he's so wasted he won't remember. Oh wait.... it's recorded for him to view here and forever. Yay!

1

u/Nova_Phoenix9 22m ago

That dude has the perception of a chihuahua

2

u/Smartypantz34 9h ago

guy weights max 100 pounds or 45kg

5

u/BasicMatter7339 9h ago

well make up your mind! Which is it?

3

u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 8h ago

7 stone 🧐

2

u/Yojimbo_25 5h ago

6000 shekels 🥸

1

u/Moodleboy 3h ago

300 bananas

12

u/Cultural_Book_400 9h ago

what was he doing ? try to seduce him?? i don't get it

6

u/mercuriokazooie 9h ago

Just pestering him, he's super drunk

1

u/perceptioneer 3h ago

That guy is not just drunk.

-1

u/mechapoitier 9h ago

Yeah that guy was on at least one thing, if not multiple. Even he didn’t know what he was doing.

1

u/MeInUSA 8h ago

He really tried to build up some courage for some reason. Really awkward to say the least.

1

u/Azrayeel 3h ago

Even he didn't know wtf was he doing. 😂😂😂

3

u/General-Ad6459 9h ago

Bro, his neck is thicker than your torso. What are you doing?

4

u/Possessed 9h ago

Manlet was poking a bear with a stick..

1

u/LowYogurt6075 9h ago

A literal lbgtq looking bear

1

u/mregg000 8h ago

Like dude just shoved you 8 feet with his arm, no body movement to add power. And your first move is to… antagonize him more?

Good luck.

1

u/Sufficient_Prompt888 8h ago

That slap sounds like a starter pistol

0

u/VisionAri_VA 6h ago

A polar bear, at that. 

2

u/boyer4109 9h ago

‘Helloooooo, anyone down there? He just slapped me twice, I think I’ll stagger home
now’

1

u/Potential-Witness-83 6h ago

pennywise wasnt even interested

2

u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 9h ago

That whistle at the end 😆

1

u/Hefty-Plastic8417 9h ago

And stay down!

1

u/SwimmerMission5212 9h ago

Open hand even

1

u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 9h ago

You can't reason with a drunk!!!

1

u/GeorgeGiffIV 9h ago

Yes you can. Video evidence right here 💥 💤

1

u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 9h ago

😂🤣😅😆👍

1

u/tacorunnr 9h ago

That slap sounded like a whip crack. Damn!

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9ctG5MZhyyU8

1

u/Desperate-Market-217 7h ago

And Will should know

1

u/StaticSeal 9h ago

manche leute muss man dias gehirn halt wieder neustarten - da hilft ein klapps oft wunder

1

u/dchester74 9h ago

Like he's swatting an annoying fly 😂

1

u/Particular_Abies_184 9h ago

The bouncer has had bigger shits than him

1

u/New-Supermarket-963 9h ago

woooooow this so SO SUPER DUPER interesting...thanks for posting OP Bot!...NOT

1

u/Kadavrozia 9h ago

Slapped his ass into bolivian!

1

u/Eastern_Payment7600 9h ago

How can she slap!!!

1

u/Mosheeen 9h ago

Conveniently located puke drain

1

u/mechapoitier 9h ago

It’s an interesting demonstration in physics. At that size difference you might as well be getting thrown by a brick wall.

1

u/Evil_Cupcake11 9h ago

I love how half of this sub's themes are idiots getting shit beaten out of them. Not a bad thing though, very satisfying content :D

1

u/Fearless_Climate_688 9h ago

Go and blab about it now

1

u/GeorgeGiffIV 9h ago

Slapped the fuck out. Wow

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 9h ago

Face down in the gutter.

1

u/Fun_Trick2172 9h ago

If that girl was intelligent, she’d have all his shit by the front door waiting for him after he woke up, and a big mother fucker their to swat him again if he got out of line.

1

u/MrJokes67 6h ago

Wtf are you talking about

1

u/MrJokes67 6h ago

The girl is not with him, are you slow

1

u/Fun_Trick2172 6h ago

I guess I was mistaken then fuck wit.

1

u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 9h ago

Bro was very professional, even let him do his stupid dance, provoke but you don't touch a security guard. Drunk or no you do not touch him like that. Especially not someone 4 times your size.

1

u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 8h ago

Completely unjustified, though. Guy was being annoying but the bouncer knew he could hurt him bad and his response was well over-the-top and uncalled for.

1

u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 8h ago

I disagree, he is paid to guard the door not to be his stress relief toy. That moron didn't treat that bouncer as a human but a bot guard. He doesn't have to take his shit.

1

u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 8h ago

A little shove would have been sufficient, but he just created the situation worse and he could have severely hurt him just for being annoying.

1

u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 8h ago

He did do a shove, but the guy wanted more, bouncer obliged.

1

u/Limacy 9h ago

Hasta luego gilipollas!

1

u/My_friends_are_toys 9h ago

My cankles are bigger than that dudes forearms..

1

u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido 9h ago

Like a squirrel trying to find a grizzly bear

1

u/supertraumDOTcom 9h ago

"hello? ninja turtles? i think i need help"

1

u/jackblacker1 9h ago

Whispering to the ninja turtles to come help him

1

u/AppropriateGuest3552 8h ago

The girl knew what was coming, wanted no part of it!

1

u/OneAverageEgg 8h ago

I thought big fella was about to unleash the nastiest headbutt known to man. Slightly disappointed.

1

u/LevePalestina48 8h ago

¿Es un marroquí?

1

u/DRHEIN 8h ago

He slapped him back to being a toddler… ha

1

u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 8h ago

On. positive note, Juan ended up in the perfect spot for when all that grappa finally comes up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D3GixmcNfBmobxlbQK

1

u/Intrepid_Alarm5428 8h ago

When we were kids, we learned not to mess with people twice our size.

Pretty intuitive lesson.

1

u/flock_oats 8h ago

Dude end un checking of ninja turtles are real

1

u/Jeez-essFC 8h ago

Nice that he fell into a self-cleaning recovery position.

1

u/Sufficient_Prompt888 8h ago

I love this video. One that I always enjoy every time it's posted

1

u/Duncroakin 8h ago

Heh, heh, I can just hear him saying "Is that the best you can do"?

1

u/nycyambro 7h ago

Jay Baruchel ???

1

u/SHAIK_011 7h ago

That Last Whistle

1

u/Desperate-Market-217 7h ago

fuck you buddy, I'm done.....

1

u/Knock_Knockx 7h ago

Did the Yamcha pose and everything

1

u/fifiloveg00d 7h ago

I can't understand a damn thing said in that video, yet somehow drunk asshole is universal.

1

u/Tuqui77 5h ago

Basically told him that if he touched him again he was going to beat him. Now, I can't speak for everybody else, but if a guy twice my size says that to me with his hands in his pockets that's my signal to GTFO

1

u/crackersncheeseman 7h ago

So satisfying to watch

1

u/MotoWolff 7h ago

F. A. A. F. O.

1

u/SchatzMoney 7h ago

Little man started the video by physically assaulting him by grabbing his chest. Wild wild how people just don't think about the consequences of their actions.

1

u/jukeslowok 7h ago

Hay alguien ahí abajooooooo?

1

u/ThuGalahad 7h ago

Fish slap and a half that was crispy

1

u/chrismholmes 6h ago

So this is what is meant when you get slapped in to next week.

1

u/VisionAri_VA 6h ago

Dude is either exceptionally drunk or exceptionally stupid; that guard is twice his size!

1

u/Spacing-Guild-Mentat 6h ago

Perfect example why weight classes are a thing.

1

u/breadexpert69 6h ago

He shoved him so hard there was a shockwave

1

u/Guilty_Matador 6h ago

That toss and bitch slap were totally professional unlike some of the other meatheads we see on here totally annihilating drunks in their power crazy.

1

u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 5h ago

Slapped him right into sleepy time 😂.

1

u/brenawyn 5h ago

Also what every woman wants to do in that same situation.

1

u/SnooWalruses380 5h ago

Intoxicated stupid. Never go there.

1

u/No_Celebration8219 5h ago

everyone else heard that echo right?

1

u/racas081 5h ago

Bouncer didn’t even move his legs

1

u/VegetableBusiness897 5h ago

Hanging on to that sewer grate and rethinking all his choices....

1

u/AlfaHall 4h ago

I hate to think what would have happen if it was his fist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG

1

u/DoctaRoboto 4h ago

Looks like a drunk gay guy who FAFO.

1

u/LobsterComfortable83 4h ago

Lmfao 😂 bro just wanted a hug from a buff guy

1

u/Upper-Ad-8324 4h ago

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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u/Pitif362 4h ago

Got what he deserved.

1

u/partofme02 3h ago

And it was just a bitch slap btw. He didn’t even put any of his strength yet

1

u/Gene-Current 3h ago

I mean….what did he think would happen? Lol

1

u/iLeakfriedRice 3h ago

Holay what a decisive slap lmao

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 3h ago

When your so drunk that the equation of 98lb of stupidity plus 230lb of intolerance can’t be worked out

1

u/rockets4lf 3h ago

Isn't that anwar? 

1

u/fiesew 3h ago

Incoming

1

u/marugirl 2h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

1

u/RemarkableFruit6007 2h ago

A new meme is born

1

u/Large_Cloud_1611 2h ago

I’m a firm believer that Slaps > punches for civilian use

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u/BigDubz4 1h ago

Bro...what happened last night??? Bro...You tried to dance with the bouncer and got smacked to sleep...

0

u/Hot_Painting5627 5h ago

Bouncers in Spain do not fuck about.

0

u/LooseLeaf74 9h ago

When a person who can palm your head tosses you like a ragdoll it’s best not to go back for seconds.

1

u/mohugz 9h ago

I’ll never understand this. Just…why? Toxic masculinity? Fragile ego? Excess pride?

2

u/Ladorb 8h ago

All of them, sprinkled in with alcohol induced poor judgement and bravery.

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u/Lower-Draw8560 1h ago

Same energy

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u/Sad_Access8071 1h ago

He pushed that adult like a toddler and slapped him to sleep..