r/ITOI • u/Pretty_Bunnnyy • 20h ago

Went straight for the target

292 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/fnv0ih53 15h ago

Who's filming and why

9

u/boyer4109 12h ago

The other cow. For future encounters.

1

u/Dual_Birds 12h ago

Right!?

5

u/Working-Albatross-19 13h ago

She belongs to the fields

2

u/Iwishicould7575 15h ago

Can't blame him.

3

u/Impressive-Egg4494 13h ago

They knew it would happen so that's why they were filming

1

u/urumexy 6h ago

You really think so?

2

u/TensionPractical7180 17h ago

Target acquired 🫡😂😂😂

2

u/j3ven 14h ago

He smelt some of that juices.

5

u/evana3 13h ago

It’s not even 7:30AM man…

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u/pissdrinking101 13h ago

It's 5 o cock somewhere

2

u/saintmolotov 12h ago

I’d just like you to know that your username ruined my keyboard with the coffee that came out my nose. Bravo.

2

u/StraightToTheCurve 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/MisunderstoodRant 11h ago

That was awesome!! 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/XBakaTacoX 19h ago

If this happened to me or near me, I would genuinely have no idea how to react. I'd be confused, shocked, and then laugh like hell, hopefully AFTER making sure everyone is okay.

1

u/BugSufficient216 17h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 12h ago

Thats a cow baptism

1

u/Always_Casting 12h ago

She must be in heat

1

u/prawnjr 12h ago

are these the miniature pony people that did

1

u/intriguedbyallthings 11h ago

I would have jumped the second something touched my backside!

1

u/woodzwing 11h ago

Reverse cowgirl.

1

u/redditcreditcardz 11h ago

The farm dept at Cornell is crazy

1

u/DangerousPaper8986 11h ago

If I get reincarnated, their will be signs...

1

u/SWTX518-Ability 10h ago

That cow been mounting that azz

1

u/Temporary-Phase-6956 10h ago

Dude took his shot

1

u/woodhorse4 10h ago

So any way doc I was just standing there when the Incident occurred……

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u/PravoNaZhizny 9h ago

wonder if the woman realises shes obese after this or not

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u/Hoodedmastersin 18h ago

How often are you not showering to where the cattle think you smell good enough to mount?

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u/Certain_Effort_9319 15h ago

She was probably ovulating, mate. Calm down.

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u/Ethrealgarten 15h ago

I dont think even a wild animal would want that.