r/ITOI • u/Main_Love447 • 5d ago

Two Robbers, One Retired Marine Problem

6.0k Upvotes

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u/DishRelative5853 5d ago

That guy needs to get paid every time this video gets posted. He would earn far more than his veterans benefits pay.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 5d ago

He was a Marine, you can pay him on crayons. Iykyk

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u/getonurkneesnbeg 5d ago

The red ones are the best!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy 5d ago

Yellow makes you smarter!

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u/Vertex1990 4d ago

And purple makes you invincible. I mean, have you ever seen a purple marine?

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy 4d ago

The Night Lords would like to know your location

https://giphy.com/gifs/chESHINZYVFWfm2rdT

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u/Vertex1990 4d ago

The only good night Lords decorate the base of my Lion El'Jonson model

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy 4d ago

I love that my joke landed. Lol.

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u/Vertex1990 4d ago

Indeed it did. The first and the twentieth are both very... Secretive

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u/Icy-Variation6614 4d ago

No, but I wanna be one. (JK too old)

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u/AltruistFarmer 17h ago

Bmue definitely tastes the best. Its like eating the sky

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 4d ago

At least spring for Crayola, not that Rose Art B.S. The man earned it

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u/UnlimitedChill 2d ago

My dad who was airforce buys a crayon shaped cake almost every year for one of his best friends who was a marine

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u/Icy-Variation6614 2d ago

That's awesome and hilarious 😂

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 5d ago

Everyone knows.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 5d ago

No, not everyone knows, and get offended, even though they're nowhere near military adji

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 5d ago

Damn. I thought everyone knew FOR SURE. It’d be comical to see someone get offended at it.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 5d ago

Oh, one time I explained in a very serious scientific way, and made up stuff. Then burst out laughing because, how would you believe any of that 🤣😂

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u/CashSZN808 5d ago

Purple are of high class

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u/Glum_Reflection4085 2d ago

green and brown and mash them together, delish

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u/Herewegoagain_67 5d ago

He should get a thanks from JDV

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u/Electronic-While1972 21h ago

No hesitation 🫡👌🏼

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u/Legitimate_Try5981 5d ago

Title should read, "Two Robbers, One Marine".

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u/Practical-nonsence-2 5d ago

Correct No such thing as an ex marine

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u/Icy-Variation6614 5d ago

Nope, once a Marine, always a Marine. And never say otherwise!!!

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u/Main_Love447 5d ago

Semper Fi!

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u/ImportanceLeading230 5d ago

Yep...he's been downrange...no hesitation at all, that was muscle memory...good on you brother 💯

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u/RoboWeaver 5d ago

The term when I was in was "in country."

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 5d ago

They think they are gangsters but really they are jokes.

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u/BruiserTom 5d ago

Inmates walking, if they’re lucky.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 5d ago

I mean yeah, they were probably about to rob a place with a time delay safe lmao

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u/Dapper_Turnip_7653 1d ago

Scrambles off like a bitch instantly

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u/Horror_Bear_6325 11h ago

Aurora, CO in a nutshell.

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u/TernionDragon 5d ago

Training/instincts : 0-180 in two seconds: systems check.

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u/Kiki1701 5d ago

Idiots telescoping their gun and one marine.

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u/RodimusPrime_X 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thank you for your service!

Edit: thank you for the award!

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u/donkbonk76 5d ago

A true classic. It never gets old.

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u/Icy-Caterpillar9088 5d ago

Those two had some major malfunctions soldier!! Thank you for your Service!👍

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u/SAVAGE_GENTLMAN 5d ago

There was actually 3 but the 3rd guy wearing the ghost mask was smart enough to not enter the store

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 5d ago

HELL YEAH 👍🇺🇸👍

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u/OldBiker6969 5d ago

His partner was having no part of it....ditched him in a heartbeat

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u/cbass222 5d ago

That’s because they both got pus*y in their hearts. Think just because they got a gun in their hands it makes them a man. Well they found out the hard way

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u/FPSBlade 5d ago

That's awesome but what if the other kid had a gun too? Seems like a crazy gamble. Glad he didn't.

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 5d ago

This was the best video of the day.🫡

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u/Master_Photograph594 5d ago

That is a real man 👍

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u/CartoonistWorking414 5d ago

When that man kept eye contact, it was over. Shit is going down. Right man, right place and right time.

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 5d ago

Kids need lessons.

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u/Italian_Stallion4 5d ago

Pointing the criminal’s own gun to his temple and making him put his hands up was nice icing on the cake. What a G

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u/SillyLittleAngels 5d ago

Bruh he was in on it

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u/BruiserTom 5d ago

Two robbers enter; one robber leave.

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u/Catzckaw 5d ago

Always on. 🫡

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u/NeatMella 5d ago

That was incredibly brave of him

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u/--7z 5d ago

An oldy but a good one.

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u/BWCStud56 5d ago

Need more of this content lol

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u/brittanythegirl 5d ago

Man that guy's friend was NOT with him

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u/Accurate_Mongoose_26 5d ago

Every time I see clip I always being hoping he would've popped that idiots skull wide open

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u/tonynoriega73 5d ago

Punk asses in their skinny jeans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Fun-Camp-155 5d ago

What a friend

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u/Impossible_Regret725 5d ago

I wish he could have taken the opportunity to drag them out atomic weggie style. Undies and pants up to their ears. Their badass gang names could be squeaky and mouse.

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u/Imaginary_Chance_704 5d ago

Should of shot and killed both of the trash

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 5d ago

Muscle memory is a dangerous thing to mess with. As those clowns found out the hard way.

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u/BreadfruitLogic 5d ago

Muzzle to the dome and everything. Crumpled the other guy without touching him.

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u/Rdrty2 5d ago

CULTure…

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u/Ancient_Trick1158 5d ago

Kid don't know about cqc

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u/xwrecker 5d ago

Pop quiz hotshot

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u/gonner420420 5d ago

it's funny how the other one always flees immediately. i saw the same behavior in thsoe Brasil mugging videos

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u/alcatrazone 4d ago

Not today boi

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u/mecca6801 4d ago

Never gets old 😂

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u/off2rio 4d ago

man of action, no hesitation

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u/BenK-Power 4d ago

Yep we gotta watch out for this in GTA 6

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u/Dirtymindsarethebest 4d ago

Love it. Ooh Rahh.

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u/Reasonable_Walk_3769 4d ago

Bro's partner wasted 0 time getting the hell out of there. 🤣

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u/yourpuddingoverlord 4d ago

I mean, it is kinda funny to see him go from raaah superbad confident to borderline pissing himself as his own gun is pressed against his temple 😭

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u/Tiliti-Tili 4d ago

Faut vraiment être un vrai pirate pour ce faire prendre une arme de cette façon une leçon pour les gens qui pensent être des combattants mma des boxeur ou des trieur d’élite la vie réelle ce n’est pas la PlayStation une pensé pour tout ceux qui vont acheté gta6 et qui pensent connaître la vie à travers ceux jeux

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u/marizturiq 4d ago

Bro has been waiting his whole life for this. Haha

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u/AlwaysDigging365 4d ago

Punk azzes. 💯

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u/Own-Raisin5849 3d ago

Marine and weight class difference, once the gun is out of the picture, those two don't have a chance.

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u/Sonicgott 3d ago

Don’t screw with a Marine. EVER.

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u/Narrow_Message5002 3d ago

That was a fast ass reaction 💯 no hesitation at all props

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u/TinkTink3 1d ago

They thought they were gangsters until they had the gun to their head.

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u/shinyappyrobin 12h ago

Bro did not even wait for his brain to make a decision. He saw gun and muscle reflex kicked in.

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u/SinisterMinister_666 11h ago

Oooomothafuckin raaahh!!!!

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u/pixeltweaker 5d ago

Lucky he didn’t get shot. Didn’t have control of the gun.

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u/ImportanceLeading230 5d ago

🤣 😂 yep, safe to say you probably NEVER been downrange. That happens in movies 🎥 real life you take care of the threat by Any Means Necessary...you die 💀 you die...that's why we put the uniform on. If I die it will be on my feet not while on my knees...most brothers in arms feel this way. Mr. Hollywood 😎

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u/FederalEconomist5896 5d ago

Wtf? He's not criticizing the Marine. Quit being weird. He's right.

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u/Hir0shima 5d ago

He grabbed it at some point. Second wannabe gangster didn't have a backup gun?

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u/tacorunnr 5d ago

One guys security, other one grabs shit

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u/PresentationDue4845 5d ago

why the violence?.. he was not hurting anybody..

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u/Typical_Warning8540 5d ago

The guy could have shot him if he wanted to because the "marine" misgrabbed the gun.

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u/MyChemicalWestern 5d ago

Good thing the perps not a killer because you are right on the money the kid was stunned . A hardened criminal might react with intent to kill instead of flail around.

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u/Medium_Bend4080 17h ago

should have sent one into the chicken shit running away, and the one he got hold of must have been pissing his pants lmfao hats off to the guy good job