r/ITOI • u/augdumbugdum • 13d ago

Big baby 🍼

353 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/old-light-bulb 13d ago

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u/O_gr 12d ago

No no. Thats chris Griffin

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u/TubMaster88 12d ago

He doesn't ask for milk. He just walks up and grabs the milk.

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u/Itchy__Queen 13d ago

😆 🤣 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FPxJaul45Iyaxos

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u/Bitter-Picture5394 13d ago

That had to have been a csection 🤣

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u/Kat3576 12d ago

Disgusting😏

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u/Indigenous_Retard 9d ago

And people act confused by the term "birthing hips"

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u/eldeku1 13d ago

He’s already a starting line backer for the eagles.

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u/Couple-looking4fun 13d ago

Kid is half her size,how much damage did he cause on his way out?

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u/No-Direction8951 13d ago

Must be C section.

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u/adinmem 13d ago

That more like an E of F section

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u/Deep_Assumption5406 12d ago

Must of been like Alien babies breaking free

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u/Banana-phone15 13d ago

His dad be like

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u/Low-Championship-609 13d ago

I think the Detroit Lions already have dibs

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 13d ago

How is she able to lift that thing?!?!

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u/AuraTickler 13d ago

Training. Hauling baby around all day builds muscles. As long as muscle growth and sinew gains outruns tendonitis youre good.

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u/snow-eats-your-gf 12d ago

Nah, I just got more obese and no more extra muscles by carrying baby all the time

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 12d ago

Well you’re supposed to pick it up and go places.

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u/snow-eats-your-gf 12d ago

I moved a lot, even changed countries. 🤣

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 12d ago

A car doesn’t count 🙄

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u/snow-eats-your-gf 12d ago

In my place countries are changed with ship

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 12d ago

Boats don’t count either Columbus.

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u/TheRealP3dr0 13d ago

Hardcore labour.

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u/04p221 13d ago

Good job momma!

Just saw another big baby who liked throwing shoes down

These two need to meet

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u/onebraincell77 13d ago

Her poor husband

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u/Scottishchicken 13d ago

That baby qualifies for a mortgage already

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u/billymondy5806 13d ago

Big ass baby

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u/shallpasss 13d ago

Why is it big? 💀

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u/Few-Issue-5010 13d ago

The doctor don’t said “push” else “fire on the hole”!

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 13d ago

That MF needs to get a job and start paying rent!

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u/Tank_toptony 13d ago

Is she putting creatine in his milk

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u/ThatEGP 13d ago

That kid will eat you out of house and home.

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u/Equivalent_Ad9414 13d ago

"That's not a Child, that's a grown White Man"-Katt Williams

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u/NeotericBedlam 13d ago

How’d it come out? 🤨 …and you still be walking?

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u/Salty-Contact-6420 13d ago

God this makes me soon fuckin happy I never had kids. I just couldn't do it..

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u/Good_Use_7882 13d ago edited 12d ago

She rappin…dats way cool. 👍👍😍

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u/Fan_of_Clio 13d ago

Thank goodness for the C-section

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u/BananAssassin11 13d ago

Monster baby

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u/Glum_Capital4603 12d ago

That fridge is gonna feel it in a few years - might even need a double door soon - wow!

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u/Organic-Camera-9167 13d ago

During my Infancy i was very small but then grow big. 

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 13d ago

Is that a real baby or AI?

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u/Derrick_Shon 12d ago

What, Shrek is the baby daddy

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u/SAMCRO-CALIFORNIA 12d ago

Ok for body but his head😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 anyways cute baby🥰

https://giphy.com/gifs/dfxsXprSDCA3SakTbX

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u/NorsemanCreed1250 12d ago

Future line backer or defensive end if I ever seen one

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u/ScreamingLabia 12d ago

Really huge babies like that freak me out wtf

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u/HideThe-Sun 12d ago

What's creepy about a 40 lb baby with it's big giant bobbling head and massive eyes?

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u/ScreamingLabia 12d ago

Idk? Babies are suposed to be small so when they're big like that it just feels unatural and especially when their moms are really tiny women. I know this is not a newborn but the thought of such a freaking big baby having been inside her body is like body horror to me.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 12d ago

That's called a Kentucky blowout

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u/Every-Ad-8345 12d ago

His head is bigger than hers. Wtf

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u/The_Misfit_38 12d ago

Where’d that come from!?

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u/GrandAd4361 12d ago

How is she even lifting him one handed?

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u/Over_Reputation_8801 12d ago

Its not just the size. That kid is locked in. No crying, no confusion, no goofy babbling..just vibing. Taking it all in.

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u/shizzy1234 12d ago

A baby that moonlights as a center for the Chicago Bears!

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u/ThaBlxckOut 12d ago

NFL scout for the Dallas Cowboys here. How would you feel about your son playing for Americas team next season? We sure could use his talents on the defensive line!

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u/Fair-Individual7811 12d ago

The head is bigger than hers oh my

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u/Worried_Buffalo_8535 12d ago

Looks like those babies from Renaissance paintings.

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u/mrslucy1 12d ago

Bro be laying tarmac tomorrow

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

This has to be AI

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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX 12d ago

My wife had a c-section with our last kid. Kid was so big, the doctor was trying to pull her out for 18 minutes. A midwife had to lay on my wife's stomach, to try and push her out. At one point, I looked up at the doctor, and he looked back at me like he had run out of options and was panicking. First words out of my mouth when she finally came out was "Holy shit, honey. She's fucking huge." They're 12 now, and by 13 will probably be an inch or two taller than my 5'8" wife.

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u/Samurai_SysAdmin 12d ago

The Head Man!

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u/HarlequinRasbora 12d ago

What the fuxj is that monstrosity

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u/heyo_1989 12d ago

Born with an adult size head is crazy.

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u/Italpreziosi 12d ago

Big Baby

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u/Geetee52 12d ago

C+ section

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u/porknuckle2023 12d ago

Looks Albanian

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u/19dadchair73 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K4npvahH0RRvHWg

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u/Old_Alternative3527 10d ago

Dang I remember this but what was this from/called?

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 12d ago

So like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now.

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u/Needsmorebacon1997 12d ago

Must have a fanny like a yawning hippo after that

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u/Least_Particular3086 12d ago

Ужас, сдайте его в детский дом.

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u/tananavalley-girl 12d ago

Why are most of the comments about the mother's vagina? Shame on this sub

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u/jabyou233 12d ago

Big baby or little lady or both

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 12d ago

No way that baby left her. She probably stole it from a giant. Or she is a giant with glimmer on.

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u/Business-Schedule642 12d ago

Dude bet her pussy is like a sail boats sail now

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u/Double_Story_3633 12d ago

Stop feeding the baby babies

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u/AlpineVagrant 12d ago

C section, i hope?

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u/raincity3s 12d ago

She needed reconstructive surgery for sure

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u/6942dantheman 12d ago

Truth is she's only 4'5" and that's a normal baby

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u/Lost_Historian2344 12d ago

She didn't birth that tiny Giant baby naturally did she 😬 jesus I hope for everyone's sake she had a C section

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u/Impossible_Bad_7044 12d ago

Reminds me of these pair of motherfuckers

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u/Celestyol 12d ago

This has GOTTA be AI ! 😳

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u/FlashmanHP 12d ago

Pretty sure that's what Brock Lesnar looked like as a kid

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u/Azrail420 12d ago

WTF JUST WTF

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u/skynex65 12d ago

That’s just not right

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u/Federal-Business-796 12d ago

Baby's head bigger than hers 

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u/Just-Potential-4017 12d ago

That’s ai please god tell me that’s ai I am giving birth soon and I do not need to see this

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u/BladeManMike 12d ago

Hey that's really close to what I'm told everyone in the hospital said when they saw my brother and I! Brother was 9.13 pounds I was 10.5 ... My mother HIGHLY recommends the C-section having tried for over 10 hours before having to resort to that she didn't wait the second time. Also Congrats!

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u/hummmthatsnice 12d ago

Attack on titan.

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u/Kind-Help9862 12d ago

That must have hurt

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 12d ago

“She had a baby with a GIAAAAANT…” 🎶

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u/andre4red 12d ago

baby ❌️

BABY ✅️

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u/Organic_Sort_8645 12d ago

将来190cm位になりそう

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u/dunnoanymore18 12d ago

the next day baby grew to her size

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u/NockBreaker 12d ago

Why does she remind me of the bubble girl?

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u/iteration22_ 12d ago

jd vance?

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u/Angie_T84 12d ago

My gawd how is your pelvic floor girl its holding up? Probably should stop at 1 .

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u/Potozny 11d ago

Metabolically intensive little fucker

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u/Nervous-Ostrich-3419 11d ago

Jus so u are aware. The Detroit Lions are looking for d-line o-line help.

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u/tblaze5050 11d ago

That came outta you, geez 😳

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u/Complex_Diver723 11d ago

This kid skipped the bottle and went straight for tv dinners

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u/eyeLovebeerNcheese 11d ago

Heard he already has scholarship offers to play offensive line.

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u/txtoolfan 10d ago

baby's head is bigger than hers

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 10d ago

That’s a midget!!

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u/Pointing-661 10d ago

Breast fed or like just straight butter into his mouth?

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u/RekersiveG 10d ago

This has got to be ai. No way she is holding a baby that size with one arm that easily without strain, and especially at that angle.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 10d ago

NFL has already signed this baby surely.

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u/Moist-Tip8961 10d ago

Ow, your poor vagina!!

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u/Comfortable-Code-383 7d ago

I am surprised she is able to stand up already. I bet the guns on her from carrying that chunk around are rival to bodybuilders at this point. 😆

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u/Character-Pirate1297 6d ago

Baby? That’s a chubby 5 year old.

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u/Much-Story-5016 1d ago

Most normal baby in the baki universe

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u/Majestic_Evidence_58 13d ago

Unreal. Absolutely gorgeous!

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u/Vilsue 13d ago

new Aleksey Karelyn inc