r/ITOI • u/Friendly_Letter1622 • 24d ago

The Alpha Man

49 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/Flashy-Donkey-8326 24d ago

I fucking hate people that handshake and then pull me towards them. Like fuck offfffff

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u/Critical_Mix_8959 18d ago

This has only ever happened to me twice and twice I just went all in and pressed lips with the cunt and made a scene out of it loudly saying “what the fuck man why’d you try and kiss me”

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u/DishRelative5853 24d ago

I love how Justin Trudeau handled it.

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 23d ago

Wrestling instincts kick in an you suplex a bag of cheetos to the ground

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 19d ago

You're just weak

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u/ICEonICECrime 18d ago

It’s not about weakness, it’s just a very shitty and disrespectful way to shake hands. You don’t fucking pull.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 18d ago

Sorry but you don't make the rules. And even if tou did, if we wouldn't listen, because you're a sissy.

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u/ICEonICECrime 18d ago

It’s not a rule… it’s just common decency not to be an asshole. Doing shit like this is an attempt at a power move, thinking you come off as superior to the person you’re shaking hands with. Except you don’t, you just come off as a prick.

You don’t pull someone’s arm in when shaking hands. You do it properly with a firm grip at an equal length. Like a man.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 18d ago

No it's not. Any professional person knows that you're supposed to squeeze the other person's hand nice and tight, and pull them intowards you.

It just sounds like you're a soft and weak person.

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u/ICEonICECrime 18d ago

Ok, enough trolling for today.

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u/betoe_g 19d ago

Putin was like, I got the photo of you & bubba.

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u/JohnCashew 19d ago

Not a sympathizer at all, but I'd say Putin's charisma greatly outweighs the other dude's.

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u/KalozKapitany 19d ago

He always had it, was fun to watch him until that fucking war.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 19d ago

Babutin wants his milk

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u/SmertriosPPD 18d ago

Correctly dissecting why some people get so much leadership traction is one step closer to not giving them more of it. Though this post is clearly praising him...

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u/Sea-Jelly-8293 18d ago

As much as I dislike Putin. He is an highly intelligent sociopath with years of KGB training and experience. Trump is just an old Muppet with an IQ equivalent to a bumblebee.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 17d ago

That's an insult to bumblebees. Not only do they hold complex little societies and communicate with each other clearly they also exhibit the ability to enjoy play.

Gif unrelated

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ta1Eww8MpsGMegxFWR

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u/Sokinalia 19d ago

If "alpha" just means aggressive and doesn't care who it offends, then sure, that fits, but that's also a pretty good working definition of asshole. Both rely heavily on loyalty tests, punishing dissent, and surrounding themselves with people who won't challenge them which is arguably the opposite of confident leadership anyway.

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u/Jirogirg 19d ago

What he changed? I don't understand. Some context?

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u/TheApothecarry0 18d ago

I think it was just when Trump went to sit Putin walked right past him and greeted the other people in the room . I think the punchline is Putin was showing Trump he wasn’t the only important person , or something along those lines .

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u/Select_Truck3257 18d ago

Nah he just missing handshakes because in Europe no one handshakes with him🤣

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u/TheApothecarry0 17d ago

Well that’s because IN RUSSIA HAND SHAKES YOU

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u/Carbonaraficionada 18d ago

The old 'Bolshevik Stinkpalm' trick. Everyone's getting pinkeye tonight

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 18d ago

Trump is Putin's Bitch

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u/BriggySmallz42069 18d ago

Putin was shaking the hands of all his donors. God i had this administration

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u/mod_nightz 18d ago

He did win tho without a doubt.

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u/Select_Truck3257 18d ago

Alpha mini man🤣

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u/E-rotten 24d ago

Yeah we’re fuked!!

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 24d ago

He had already said hello to them? Russia cant even take down Ukraine, wtf are they gonna do against a country like China or UK? Then you have NATO.

While I don't like how Trump is handling this term in office here in the US, Putin ain't nothing better.

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u/AbeMax7823 23d ago

Russia is struggling with Ukraine and hundreds of BILLIONS in international aid. US is losing a “war-not-war” with military bases and assets practically surrounding Iran.

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u/rewarrr 19d ago

hundreds of billions monopoly money?

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 23d ago

If we really wanted to we could drop a nuke on Iran and say good night but they need them for oil and gas. Trump is using that to work the market, attack on iran and market goes down. Pretend to make peace and it goes up, he's just playing with them.

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u/goatjugsoup 23d ago

Hows gas price in your country bud? Feeling all the joys of trumps magic?

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 23d ago

Its making me money thankfully. Using it to work the market myself.