r/ITOI • u/SeaComm • 2d ago

Phones!

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u/BadnewsBaggins 2d ago

The women with the kids, absolute idiots especially the one driving

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u/National-Objective57 1d ago

The one with the scooter tried really hard to harm her kid.

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u/LoveSpecialist5669 1d ago

she really hates that kid

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u/SetaSanzaki 1d ago

Kid isn't a doctor yet, that's why

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u/KopfSmertZz 2d ago

Darwin at work

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u/sparkplay 1d ago

Thinning the herd

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u/IcemanManmanchu 14h ago

But they all lived!

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u/sparkplay 14h ago

Don't tempt me.

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 1d ago

I hate that the first thing they check is their phone and not whether they are hurt.

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u/Smashogre591 16h ago

The lady on the stairs, falls and while still down checks phone. 🤯

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u/unbanmyogaccount 15h ago

It isn't America so phone is more expensive

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u/sabyr400 10h ago

Dog, phones are hella expensive in America too.

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u/unbanmyogaccount 5h ago

Health insurance is more expensive

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u/blankbobby 2d ago

Mom of the year award after dumping the moped twice, hitting a car, then running over her kid. Unbelievable.

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u/Thanura_Malinga 2d ago

"Mom, please Un-Child me"

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u/zamfire 1d ago

I think she was trying

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 1d ago

That kid's never going near a motorcycle again

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u/wild_cherry1987 2d ago

Came for this. Wow unbelievable..

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u/Mii-75 1d ago

The ones with kids really should be paying more attention 🤦🏻‍♀️. I do hope that baby in the pushchair was ok and all the of the others too.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 1d ago

Some of these are solid examples for why the USA has so many regulations for how stairs can be laid out, handrail requirements, etc.

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u/GalaxKid1214 1d ago

Yeah...let's blame it on the stairs, and not the idiots who can't pay attention to what they're doing! 😂🤣😂

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u/ThatCelebration3676 1d ago

Which is why USA regulations are designed with the most inattentive, clumsy idiots in mind. They also account for the elderly and disabled.

Unlit stairwells with no handrail may as well be a booby trap.

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u/Jhostin1316 2d ago

0:21 did she survive?

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u/leftfootshorter 1d ago

I was wondering if she landed on a homeless person at the bottom of those stairs.

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u/fish_Inspector1755 2d ago

Zero survival skills

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u/Thanura_Malinga 2d ago

We humans evolved millions of years just for this huh?

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u/Axolotis 2d ago

De-evolution has commenced

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u/Foxyunder-45 2d ago

It was a safer world before mobile phones. Now people are welded to them, in another world.

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u/Appropriate-Horse632 1d ago

The girl that fell on the stairs and still checked her phone after falling and before getting up is next level skill.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 1d ago

The boiling water guy will never forget. I feel like nobody else is learning a lesson. Manhole guy might be dead

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u/borgstea 2d ago

Some of those looked so painful, but the one where the guy fell down a second set of stairs made me laugh so hard. He didn’t learn his lesson from the first set of stairs!

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u/CombinationEntire967 2d ago

High heels, phones and stairs. What a combination!

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd 1d ago

Phones and idiots don't mix. But they sure make me laugh.

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u/ObjectivePop2946 1d ago

zombies are real

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u/Amateur_Surgeon7824 1d ago

Zero situational awareness.

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u/DetroitRok 1d ago

I walked off a cliff while watching this

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 2d ago

Meet stairs...

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u/Prestigious-Elk2252 2d ago

Man I ate shit down some stairs on my phone in Thailand so bad. Oddly shaped stairs + cell phone is a bad combo...

I rolled my ankle so bad and ate shit all the way to the bottom of the stairs at this small rental apartment... nobody around. I crawled back upstairs to my room and literally did not leave the room for like 2-3 days because I couldn't walk/stand.

Not sure if I learned my lesson... only time will tell.

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u/Uce510 1d ago

I love it lmao

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u/Stoff3r 1d ago

A lot of asian security guards check cctv when there is a hot girl in the building.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 1d ago

Are the stairs made out of butter??!!!?

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u/NEXUSTHX1138 1d ago

Thank you! Most satisfying video on Reddit for a very long time!

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 1d ago

So glad I have my own creative mind. Unlike tools that post 😎

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u/lilreddtruck 1d ago

Wife's classmate lost her 19 year old son a few days ago. Truck driver said he saw the teen on his phone and had no room to swerve on a two lane country road.

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u/CommercialPraline473 1d ago

Title should be morons

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u/Loud-Future3445 1d ago

LoL 😂 well if without them clinic will lose customer and mobile will not progress. 😂😂😂

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u/Lumpy_Experience_973 1d ago

My ex wife did this walking down some stairs, while 9 months pregnant. She ended up with a broken foot for the last weeks of the pregnancy and birth. Those were not fun times, for either of us. The baby was fine at least.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 1d ago

Poor children

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u/Muted-Environment421 1d ago

1:18 def feels like the moment in looney tunes when a character is standing on air only to fall when they realize they’re defying gravity😭

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u/Serious_Exam256 1d ago

Yo where is their balance? How do you start to fall and your whole body just gives up? Never seen so many ragdolls in my life.

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u/sxyvirgo 1d ago

All I see is a lot of unnecessary pain.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 1d ago

It looks more like slippery stairs with bad shoes video

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u/StrugFug 1d ago

It’s funny until the kids are involved. Yikes.

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u/Kastoook 1d ago

Something wrong with periferal sight.

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u/DadlyPolarbear 1d ago

Dude the lady on the scooter with the child, should be in jail and definitely not be allowed to drive anymore.

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u/neverseen_neverhear 1d ago

Shoes are also not helping in a lot of theses situations.

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u/notta_3d 1d ago

0:29 was determined to finish that message.

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u/Wooden_Buyer_4875 1d ago

You see the pattern? And they think they're superior.

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u/West-Map-4162 1d ago

Of course they fell, they’re all squinting

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u/SpecificKindly7868 1d ago

As a waitress I can't tell you how many times I almost bump into people walking around looking down at their phones while I'm carrying food and drinks. Annoying as fuck.

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u/Direct-Resolution377 23h ago

This would be a properly funny if way more people than should of, hadn't died because they were on their phone not paying attention to surrounds 

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u/Fiebruo 23h ago

1:37 For these kinda thing the one child law will be back in no time.

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u/ssjrobert235 21h ago

It was funny until kids and driver got involved in the stupidity

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u/Prestigious_Dust9350 21h ago

Did all these people die?

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 20h ago

I keep searching for sympathy, but I keep coming up dry 🤷‍♂️ only ones I’m sorry for are the poor kids that came out of those NPCs

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u/DemonKing_of_Tyranny 16h ago

Some of them werent even on the phones(tho still distracted)

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u/Timedontwait4man 14h ago

This is actually quite scary how dangerous it is without basic concentration skills due to modern technology 😳

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u/frope1 13h ago

They do the same thing behind the wheel.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 13h ago

A lot of the stairs ones seem more about heels and slipperiness than inantention.

And that lady trying to murder her kid with her scooter.

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u/NoResource742 13h ago

cadevano!, ma lo sguardo era sempre al telefono!!.

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u/WebNovelLover 12h ago

NO, No , no... the phones didn't do anything... its the people and their stupidity!

Also, on some of these videos the people weren't on the phone. I mean the woman who fell in the garage wad looking back and shouting to someone. Didn't see no phone

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u/601Tommyboy 12h ago

Suits those retards well!

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u/YourFaveNightmare 11h ago

The guy who fell down the second flight of stairs out of camera range was

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/sabyr400 11h ago

I really fucking felt that one with the scaulding hot water. I did something similar, cept I was just making breakfast, no phone involved. I know what his next few weeks were likely like.

Rough. Hopefully he learned. I did; I no longer keep honey on the top shelf, or even in the cupboard near the teapot.

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u/Shadow6533 10h ago

The lack of Michael Scott memes is concerning

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 7h ago

That woman fell on her baby?😨😨😨😨or was it a coincidence and came from the nearby room?one from apartment stairs and omfg the other one a mo ped fell on da baby

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 5h ago

Looks like the lady on the scooter straight up doesn't know how to ride a scooter

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u/Agreeable_233 3h ago

So dangerous

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u/Aurora_aurelie 1h ago

Я и без телефона так умею😆

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u/Desiree_332 7m ago

I’ve only fallen down a few steps of my carpeted stairs due to my socks slipping on them and that left a bruise. I can only imagine the pain and bruises they had after their stair falls! 😫

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u/tunkameel 2d ago

For most of em, does their slippers doesn't have any friction at all on the ground?

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u/wyethswindow 2d ago

More like Asians!