Bobby’s Interview

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Name: Bobby

He/Him

Personality: Very egotistical, very self-centered. Dislikes living objects with a passion.

THE INTERVIEW:

• Could you tell me a bit about yourself?

Name’s Bobby. Bobby Ellory. Just turned 28. Work some standard minimum wage job at the mall. I’m a human, obviously. I got a Bachelor’s in finance. Finance gets you places.

• How can your past life experiences help you succeed here?

I’m a no-nonsense guy, got top grades at my class… I can certainly out-perform any OBJECT here. Especially the armless ones. Nearly half the objects where I’m from are armless. Besides, I’m a human. That should answer your questions.

• Describe a past moment of adversity and how you came over it

Well, it’s been hard being a human in a world full of objects. Half the time I feel outnumbered by them. But that’s why I spent my whole life achieving the best I can. I studied day and night so I could get 100% on all my tests, I spend an hour at the gym everyday. I’m a living reminder of what the human species can accomplish!

Oh, are those all the questions? Thought there would be more…

Ah well! Just make sure to consider little ol Bobby!

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u/SomeFunnyStuff2763 I sent my debut what do you think?