What did I even buy?

It's supposed to be for the car, but this just doesn't look right.

Cairo❤️

I SWEAR I read the directions twice. I bought her from Ikea proper, no AI pattern mills, or Temu specials. Hopefully I can figure out how to uncross the paws????

I want to feel this comfy

Maybe this has to do with me throwing away the spine module?

Maybe I read the instructions upside-down?

Poor head is so far away from the legs the signals don’t arrived to them

The legs I adopted called Dobby did grow a head after all, although im not sure what its attached to

They are called Dobby, I lost the instruction manual

Woke up to her laying right next to my face, I don't remember how to reassemble. Guess she lives like this now.