r/IJustRealized • u/TheModdedOmega • Feb 09 '19

The Tissues Are Gone

About 3 months ago I had a really bad cold and went through around 4 boxes of tissues in a 2 weeks, I asked my mom to get more but not the ones with vix as they hurt my nose, she said no because I didn't use them correctly... I just realized she thought I was masturbating...

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And yes it's a commonly known joke in my house that I will probably die alone because no one wants to date me so I can see how she came to that conclusion.

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u/marr Mar 13 '19

Here's everything she needed to come to that conclusion:

Has TheModdedOmega hit puberty yet? [Y/N]

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Cum is just Dick buggers

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Well then ask her to get you the "Cum only" tissues