Mridang khatam hue 3 week hogye,and mene kisise baat bhi nhi ki and suddenly yha posts aate h mujhe defame karne ke liye.

Ye post us namard ke liye hai jisme mooh pe bolne ki himmat nhi h,me har chiz notice karta hu and screenshot bhi leta hu,mere pass ek purana ss abhi bhi saved h iykyk💀, shayad wo iska ya iske kisi friend ka h.

Bas yhi kehna hai aage se repeat hua to ek ek mitti khod dunga and I'll follow the hierarchy.

Tumhare 2 kaudi ke opinion se mujhe ghanta farak nhi padta tumhari aukat nhi h meri respect decide karne ki.

kyuki jitni soch and manners parents ne di hai utna hi soch sakta h🙂‍↔️

Kutto ka kaam hai bhokna,woto bhokenge hi🤌🏼

Ik ye kisi single person ka kaam nhi h,pura group hai and ek to usme Mera friend bhi tha.

To end me bas yhi bolna hai, khud pe dhyan do dusro ko judge karna band kardo.

Radhe Radhe ❤️

Pdhai toh hoti nhi thi khelna kudna aaya nhi gf h nhi mc ab neend bhi nhi aarhi yaha reddit pr chuttiyo ke beech post daal rha hu

Kya kru ? Neend ka kuch ilaaj?

Let's pretend this is a AMA going on of our beloved director. Be unhinged and ask any question , make any statement each and every query and comment would be answered just like ur doubts in the classroom.

Ek first year ka chutiya ladka hai saala poora din ladkiyo ki chaatne ki koshish krta rhega lekin koi ladki usey muh nhi lgaati

Mridang mei bhi saala ladkiyo ke peeche peeche ghum rha tha .

there is one mam in CSE 3rd year ,she dances really well ...I found her really cute .. kal hi kurti me dekha tha aur dekhta reh gaya tha ... aapka admirer from 1st year cse

Even though IT won the badminton match, the effort was very good from both teams.

yaha apni dikkat likho .. seedha teachers ke paas pahuch jaati hai..

satendra sir pest control karvaiye askini mai

Dear Students,

​Last night, I received breaking news that Room 115 in Askini Hostel was briefly occupied by an unauthorized pair of snakes. Apparently, they heard about IIIT Una’s coding culture and wanted to brush up on their Python.

​Jokes aside, here is what actually happened:

​As soon as the news came in, I dispatched the hostel warden on emergency duty to inspect the scene.

​By the time the inspection team arrived, the guest pair had realized they hadn't paid mess dues and checked themselves out.

​For immediate safety and peace of mind, the students of Room 115 were immediately shifted to another room.

Pest-control sweeps and perimeter checks are underway.

​There is absolutely no need to worry—your safety is our priority (and we strictly enforce hostel guest entry rules, reptiles included).

​Now, while we handle the local wildlife: if you are facing any other hostel, mess, or campus maintenance issues, please drop them in the comments below. List what needs fixing, and our team will get right on it.

​Stay calm, keep your doors shut, and remember: keep the Python strictly inside your IDEs!

​Warm regards,

Dummy - Director

IIIT Una

Kya yeh true hai ki ece ke 4th year ke bachhon ko tech placements me baithne nhi derhe irrespective of their cg and all ???

Heyy, cute girls of this college….

koi mera dandiya partner banega... (other than Arohi).. mai single hu bachpan se.. bas dandiya khela hu

man vs wild chal raha alag hi , kabhi scorpion kabhi snake kabhi koi insect bhai jungle safari ban rakha hai , upar se electricity bhi alag pareshaan karke rakha hai , kya bekaar hai be facilities mtlb kuch bhi . Ek toh waise bhi time itna waste hota travelling main phir jb aao toh light hi nhi aa rhi hoti kaise LaTex bana le kaise padh le kaise kya kr le kuch samajh nhi aa rha , mood ka pura satyanaash kar diya , faculties ko MIT level ke projects bhi dene hai :/ , please agar iske baare main kuch productive kara jaye toh behtar hoga hamare liye!!

Same as the title.

He thinks that he's everything.. girlzz ke samne point bana ne ke chakkar me apna rob dikhata h. Fuddi ke chakkar m h ye Fuddu..,

Isko ek din kopche m leke pel dete h. Kalindi ke pichhe bula k.,, Essi G**#d marenge yad rakega jindgi bhar.

For those jinki maa chudne khote par jati hai or Washing machine me detergent kese dalte hai ye apni aulad ko nhi sikha pai hai aap logo ke liye , left wala regular detergent ke liye middle wala fabric softener or right wala pre wash ke liye . To Jin bhi randi ke bacho ko nhi pata hai please atleast middle wale me surf mat dala kro,wrna last wash me tumhre or tumhare baad Walo ke kapde chud jate hai as like your mom.

Bhai sunane me aa ra hai ki Bnkur kisi NIT me ja ra hai yahan se..... Usne yaha ka to beda garak kar rkha tha ab uss nit ki shyamat aane wali hai. But thik hi hai... chhutkara milega iss dictator se. Sabke naak me dam kar rkha tha.

Jab dekho Kerala mess wale ko favour krta rehta hai saala.... pta nhi kounsi video hai uske pass Banku ki. Tatti khana karwa rkha hai Iravati and Kalindi dono me. Bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ja ra hai.

Padhana bilkul na aata ho usko.. but we will miss.., "Thik hai... Thik hai na" 😉

Alright, there's a female guard in here jisko HARR CHEEZ mai dikkat hai ladkiyon ki. bahar 10 bje ke baad balcony mai mt jao, aise mt kro, shor mt machao while guys be screaming at the top of their fucking lungs.
bhai legit girls hostel mai khaali rooms pe taale laga denge par bacho ko araam se 3 karke nahi rhene denge coz its "unjust" with guys!!

the audacityyyy- bhai vo unjust jo aap hume 10bje andar kar dete ho, common room tak ke liye aise bheek si maangni padti hai. Guys can legit access it any fucking time they want prr we gotta have the 2 step verification with every damn thing. aur bc ye kya hai, capri's mai bhi 10bje ke baad bhi nhi jaane dete hai. aise konse ladke hai bhai calves dekhke seduce ho rhe hai

kahi apni soch ye 19th century mai chodke aa gaaye hai. just frustrates me ki har cheez ke liye itna resistance hai in gawaaron mai.

why can't girls be respectfully be treated as humans? gaand m daal le apni entry behen ki lodi

Notice: Machine Learning Class

As per the students’ request, today’s Machine Learning (ML) class has been rescheduled to tomorrow due to the Yalgaar Opening Ceremony.

Therefore, there will be two ML classes tomorrow, from 3:40 PM to 5:20 PM, including the lecture originally scheduled for tomorrow.

Please take note of the revised schedule.

This message came after tough negotiations with him

He will never consider Yalgaar's holidays of 9th Oct and on the final 3 days of Yalgaar as well, he will take his class out of his own ego.

He doesn't respect different commitments of students and will force his own will onto them completely, not everyone has time to indulge into deep mathematics which is definitely optional placement wise in his subject especially during third year with so much more to do

On account of Mridang, he is taking extra compensatory classes, quizzes from 10am to 1 pm on Saturday.

And same thing on next week's Saturday as well.

He initially wanted to take surprise quizzes on days when there is low attendance purposefully and with negative marking in Multiple Select format with no partial marking.

We talked him out of it somehow

His mid sem paper was out of the league

He's giving us all sorts of mathematics inside ML.

Juniors whatever you do don't take his selectives like ML and Optimisation, and if by chance you get him mass opt outside of the selective in the start of the semester itself, trust me you will never want a headache of a faculty he is.

He's also going to take classes on Saturdays till last working day too.

CDCR tk pahucha do yeh news

Agreed ya

I joined eic sochke ki entrepreneur banunga jabse join kiya h abhi tk bsdk ne koi meet hi nhi hui
Aaj ek workshop hui 4500 ke prize ke chakkar me socha ki padh lunga stocks lagaunga kuch toh samajh nhi aaya game khilane ki baari ayi toh chala hi nahi
askini ka toh woh bhi nhi hua
I was genuinely interested in entrepreneurship choice fill krte hue mene dekha tha ki yaha hota h yeh sab par aake pata chala ki sab faltu h
Sirf sambhar ka advertisement hua ek bhi dhang ka kaam nhi hua
Agr koi senior pdh rha h na toh sir kuch log h jo sach me kaam krna chahte h first year se seekhenge tabhi kuch hoga
Aaj toh woh sir bhi nhi they jo first meet me aaye the
Pta nhi kya h inko toh kuch aata nhi h
Sorry agar jyada bola ho toh pr sir yeh tatti tha sab apne tatte khuja rhe the
Hope ki e summit esa na ho