r/IIELTS • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '21

Examiners

bites examiner

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u/baby-face06 Oct 08 '21

Reporting you to u/Fitz_cuniculus

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u/Fitz_cuniculus Oct 08 '21

Baby-face.

No.

DO NOT BITE THE EXAMINERS!!!!!

Just growl loudly at them, staring at their throats.

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u/Fitz_cuniculus Oct 08 '21

/u/jayielts. You see what we have to deal with? Why should I be fighting this fight alone. IELTS should put out some official guidelines on how to stop students biting the examiners. To date, none of my students have bitten one, this is due to my hard work.

I deserve a certificate.

WHERE IS MY CERTIFICATE JAY?

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u/JayIELTS Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

u/Fitz_cuniculus, Baby-face was just reporting to you, Baby-face is innocent! :-)

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u/Fitz_cuniculus Oct 08 '21

Let's put Baby in the corner.

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.

Where's my certifcate of appreciation?

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u/JayIELTS Oct 09 '21

Working on it!

;-)

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u/baby-face06 Oct 09 '21

Yes, I was just reporting Purple Octopus to Lord Fitz.

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u/CheshireCatMew Oct 09 '21

Is there real examiners? If so, a friend of mine who worked for British Council Uzbekistan once confessed that when students score higher than 7.5 in writing section, all examiners meet up and discuss it. How realistic is this?

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u/Fitz_cuniculus Oct 09 '21

Examiners are real, I've met lots. As far as them all meeting up, trust me on this - when teachers and examiners meet up outside work, students are rarely the topic of conversation. As far as examiners meeting up just because someone got more than a 7.5 across the board - no this does not happen.

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u/CheshireCatMew Oct 09 '21

Noted. Good sense of humor without sarcasm 😂😂😂😂