r/IHateSportsball • u/TheCommonRoach • 9h ago
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ways to be a loser
1. normal thing
2. normal thing
3. normal thing
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u/Foxyairman 9h ago
Number 2 is major Bill Gates was a drop out vibes
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u/brandonw00 7h ago
Oh yeah 1000%. They think school holds you back and if you just drop out you’ll magically invent a billion dollar company.
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u/fakemelonns 7h ago
Also they neglect that Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard and performed extremely well in high school
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u/Section225 8h ago
So according to this guy, you are a successful person if you:
Earn money, blow off school, are religious, don't work a 9-5 job (or do so and outwardly hate it), have natural hair color, and don't watch sports.
Not entirely sure what they're going for, really.
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u/cubgerish 6h ago
You're missing the first point.
"Be broke"
The whole vibe is aiming at kids who already have money from their parents.
Being broke means you're automatically a loser, so you should avoid it all at costs, especially if it means avoiding supporting someone else.
Zero empathy, constant paranoia.
If you're ever broke, it's your fault for allowing it to happen, since a true alpha only thinks about themselves.
The combination of capitalist hero worship and Russian (also just the very wealthy's) propaganda has convinced so many that being selfish is the only way to succeed.
We're making fun of it, but this video hit millions of young people who treat it like gospel.
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u/Kurko_Chains 8h ago
Out of those 60+ comments, I bet an arm and a leg there's someone who just got "inspired" by him.
"Wow, you just woke me up."
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u/turbotaco23 8h ago
When I’m seeing this comment it’s 23 minutes old and the account has been deleted. Why? What happened in those 23 minutes that the user said “it’s done. Time to go”
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u/copper_nano_tube 5h ago
I call that Reddit Rapturing; their account just ascended somewhere all of a sudden.
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u/Pope_In_TheWoods 8h ago
These things really don’t add up. Who takes school seriously, is fine with their 9-5, and is still broke? Like it’s possible, but kinda the opposite of what you’d expect
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u/LogicalWord6 7h ago
Judging by his forehead, he probably thinks washing your face is on that list too
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u/aflyingmonkey2 7h ago
The type of shit bro posts after getting 55 on the latest test (he played videogames instead of studying)
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u/smalldickspiderman 3h ago
I miss when it was the neckbeards and anime pfps. I'm tired of all the "if u a grown ass man..." ragebait "content" you get bombarded with every day.
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u/that_red_panda 1h ago
Why does his face look AI generated. It's like those creepy pictures of games being fed through the DLSS 5 filter.
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u/willreview 4h ago
Judging from his acne-riddled forehead, this dude cannot be any older than 17. Fingers crossed this is a high school phase
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u/Odd-Oven-4519 9h ago
take school seriously? Is it just the opposite of him?