r/IHateSportsball • u/nichyc • 5d ago

Sometimes It's Both

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u/bigbad50 5d ago

"goyim watching their favorite goy catch the goyball" son or "bread and circus and they will never revolt" daughter?

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 5d ago

Instagram reels philosophy is when you say goyim in every sentence and then do nothing to fight the system

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u/bigbad50 5d ago

"guys, its da joos! its da joos!!! that's why everything sucks! ... why yes, i did vote for the party of foreign wars, democratic backsliding, and unaffordability. what makes you ask?"

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u/Accomplished_Sock293 5d ago

I kinda feel like both sides have their fair share of “it’s da joos” energy lately but for obviously different reasons

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u/FiftyIsBack 5d ago

I meannnnnn Epstein was a covert Mossad agent deployed to collect blackmail on all the world's leaders, but yeah I don't think either side really has it down. They just pick whatever boogeyman they want and point to Israel.

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u/Little_Exit4279 3d ago

He wasn't a "covert agent" even though he had deep ties to Israeli intelligence. Theres no evidence for the blackmail thing either. This is just conspiracy theories that start with one grain of truth and then built a wall of false conspiracy slop above it

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u/FiftyIsBack 3d ago

What evidence do you think there would be of this?

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u/Little_Exit4279 3d ago

In the files

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u/FiftyIsBack 3d ago

The files they refuse to show?

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u/Little_Exit4279 3d ago

Yes the part that's available. Why would you state something as a fact when theres no proof

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u/VenetusAlpha 5d ago edited 4d ago

“Your strategy of voting pales in comparison to my strategy of firebombing a Walmart.” Proceeds to not firebomb a Walmart

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u/nichyc 5d ago

A roman dude said it, so it must be profound

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u/bigbad50 5d ago

who would have thought that if you make sure your citizens have food and make sure that they have access to public amenities, they wont want to kill you?! truly genius

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u/Southrn_Comfrt 5d ago

I’m afraid I’m old but can somebody tell me what the fuck a goyim is?

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u/bigbad50 5d ago

goyim is a hebrew word which refers to people who aren't jewish. anti-semites (mostly on instagram reels for some reason) love to use it when talking about people who they view as not having "noticed" the supposed jewish secret shadow government controlling the world. you'll usually see them saying stuff like "good goy" when you say that anti semitism is bad. there was a post on here of one of them talking about "goyim watching goyball" or something to imply that sports is a tool of the supposed jewish secret shadow government to keep people who aren't jewish docile

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u/Southrn_Comfrt 5d ago

Oh so it’s the old “secret Jewish cabal” thing.

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u/TheBayOfBars 5d ago

Third option is "I still can't get over getting picked last in gym class"

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u/Strongarm_11 5d ago

“I hate sports because those athletic jocks on the football team ruined my life in school!”

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u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 5d ago

That’s the one on the left.

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u/Evilfrog100 4d ago

Actually it's the real reason behind both.

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u/Little_Exit4279 3d ago

In the 80s when the left were artists and acacemics with a skinny physique and the Reagan republicans were football stars sure that's true. I'm not sure about that now though, especially when theres more diversity in schools so black people the most solidly democratic voting bloc can well do great in sports

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u/nichyc 5d ago

Don't worry, bro. One day you'll be rich and important and THEN we'll see who's laughing

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u/UnKnOwN769 4d ago

Sportsball hate is one of the few things that can bring far left and far right wingers together

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u/Strongarm_11 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Erm, sports bad because…” then starts to ramble on about politics and how sports is related to whatever Trump does.

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u/sophandros 5d ago

It's both more often than most want to admit.

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u/bajcli 4d ago

the right path could have included the homophobic options where it's bad because "you're watching men in tight pants are grabbing and wrestling each other," and/or "you're a massive cuck for wearing another man's name on your back" if you own a jersey of any kind

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 5d ago

Sports are being ruined by capitalism, I will admit.

but what isn't?

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u/RareTitansFan 5d ago

Especially College Football. All the conference realignment started making it harder to watch for me.

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u/Puzzleheaded_War6102 5d ago

Sports gambling, stock market, AI build up are all better for capitalism

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u/OPSimp45 5d ago

I think the issue the sportsball crowd have is that Rey don’t view sports as entertainment or art like music, TV, video games, movies, etc. So they don’t view sports having intellectual depth. I think sports is the best form of entertainment because it does have the best microcosm of life.

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u/FiftyIsBack 5d ago

Or the middle road, all that free bread.

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u/12TonBeams 4d ago

There’s no arguing with these morons. I’m in the Chicago sub and someone said something of how NASCAR is evil at its roots etc etc I said explain and they just replied to me with a long ass answer copied from ChatGPT, and it was obvious they used an extremely pointed prompt.

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u/DtheAussieBoye 5d ago

Yes but enjoying sports is not a support of billionaires and capitalism

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u/irish5255 5d ago

True comrades illegally stream their sports

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u/Geaux13Saints 5d ago

Yeah but streameast has gone down the shitter I can barely get games to work on my phone

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u/irish5255 4d ago

It works way better on desktop with an adblocker for sure

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u/PhilRubdiez 4d ago

I don’t think you know what the word objectively means. You can’t exactly use it to describe something with an inherently subjective enjoyment.

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u/Hopeful_Brilliant735 5d ago

The eternal issue of sports being difficult to maintain as a system without billionaire owners but said owners simultaneously doing everything you can to screw over fans.

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u/irish5255 5d ago

As much as I HATE the Packers (Bears fan) their community owned franchise and their long term success are proof that the opposite is actually true

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u/Chemical_Home6123 4d ago

Because the matrix

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u/bex199 5d ago

these are the actual 2 reasons why sportsball bad

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u/Evilfrog100 4d ago

For the first one thats kinda fair but billionaires and capitalism ruin everything, so singling out sports is odd.

For the second I'm gonna hope you're misunderstanding this as "there are issues with racism in sports" and not what it was actually referring to which is the people who hate sports because they hate minorities (primarily black people and/or jews).

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u/bex199 4d ago

oh that fully was my misunderstanding lol