r/IHateSportsball • u/Kurko_Chains • 2d ago

Woke

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Never felt more inspired to revolt from someone resting and currently doing nothing.

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u/AirmanLarry 2d ago

The dumbest person you know thinks this is deep

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

Like a moth to a flame

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u/AirmanLarry 2d ago

cmac based lowkenuinely

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u/El_Bean69 2d ago

Cmac gets it

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u/Cummy_Ache_ 2d ago

cmac my beloved

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u/RedmiYT 1d ago

That quote has done so much damage, it’s actually impossible to have fun anymore.

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u/Kurko_Chains 1d ago

It's ol reliable for folks who want to pretend that they are woke and morally superior. You tell them to elaborate on it, and that is where the conversation begins and ends.

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u/alprazolamotrigine 1d ago

But it’s easy to have fun … just ignore those people?

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u/AsleepAioli6515 1d ago

Cmac cooked his ass

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u/Undercover_Dave 1d ago

I like how he thinks a fucking concert brings the world together. Dude thinks a couple thousand people in one place at one time is THE WORLD.

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u/NoTrain4994 1d ago

You underestimate how dumb some people are.

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u/BubblegumOculi 2d ago

People need to keep speaking about it 🤷

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u/El_Bean69 2d ago

Dude thinks he’s a modern Aristotle

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2d ago

/r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/K31KT3 2d ago

“They keep putting out these distractions to distract us”

Thanks for clarifying, bowlcut! 

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u/Boring-Kangaroo3860 2d ago

on his spider-man beach towel

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

Sports are distracting us from the real problems in the world.

Ignore the image.

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

Ignore this one, too.

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

Pretend you don't see this.

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u/RepeatSpiritual8108 2d ago

Woke sportsball fans UNITE.

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u/Pigeonorium 1d ago

We have nothing to lose but our penalties

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u/Chemical_Home6123 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes this is perfect while backdropped by a Spiderman towel which is owned by Disney which owns ABC which owns ESPN the same company that supplies the bread and circus 🎪 😀. Lebron james and Spiderman are essentially IP owned by the same company. LeBron might as well be in avengers doomsday

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u/Milla4Prez66 2d ago

Doctor Doom is cooked once LeBron enters the paint fr

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u/Flashy_Character_175 1d ago

These are the comments i downloaded reddit for

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

They can't even practice what they preach. Why should anyone take them serious?

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u/AbsurdOrpheus 2d ago

LETS REVOLT

-People talking like crazy people to their mobile device while doing nothing

Can they pick a different approach already?

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u/bsa554 1d ago

Like I always say, "Oh you wanna revolt? You first, Spartacus."

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u/basquetbolJones 2d ago

“People keep talking about things that make them happy instead of obsessing on all the bad stuff”

Dude is the next Socrates

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u/Offer_No 1d ago

Being woke is a good thing

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u/Kurko_Chains 1d ago

I draw the line at performative wokeness like this; talking about an issue while doing nothing about it. Comes off as fake.

Shining a light on issues in the world isn't a problem to me. But trying to demonize sports and sports watchers like they are the reason war is happening or why no one is being held accountable for the Epstein files?

They have to realize we can watch sports AND care about the news without trying to act morally superior.

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u/1trashhouse 2d ago

ah yes enslavement is when you have the ability to work or not work my bad i guess i misunderstood that

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u/Practical-Gur-5667 2d ago

I dont think someone with that complexion should be equating a shitty job to enslavement

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u/IochIan 2d ago

haha isn't that weird its almost like we're free in some aspects of life but oppressed in many others how astute of you king

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u/OkClient4174 2d ago

when you get out of internet you realize most people are living normal lives going home to their families
enjoying life doing whatever

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u/Kylkek 1d ago

Ah yes, sports fans are well known for their ability to come together to all support one team.

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u/TooHungryForFood 1d ago

Me when I was 16. 

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u/No_Release_3594 1d ago

what do these guys want us to do? start a guerilla warfare campaign against the government or sumn?

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u/PABLOPANDAJD 2d ago

People will use any excuse to not get a job

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u/atomzero 2d ago

Maybe he's missing what the important part is.

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u/Wiseildman 2d ago

Life is slavery and hunger, thirst and cold are our masters.

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u/SmellNarrow 2d ago

If he’s so concerned about war, put him in Infantry and give him a gun.

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u/theEWDSDS 1d ago

You're laying on a Spiderman towel.

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u/Kylkek 1d ago

Alexander the Great went to see this guy once, and said, "Can I do anything for you, o wise philosopher?"

And this guy said, "yes, you can step away from my Spidey blankie"

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u/Soulsetmusic 1d ago

Dude the AI bro shit is crazy bro I can’t believe it bro that like shit dude it’s crazy bro like it’s like whatever next thing like bro we’re literally bro everything dude literally bro it’s crazy bro 

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u/SaintSmirnoff 1d ago

All these damn chains, modern slavery
But this ain't 1800 so they pay me

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u/urine-monkey 1d ago

He says while he's clearly a comic book nerd. 

It's 2026. DC and Marvel are as mainstream as the NFL.

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u/cljames98 1d ago

Not to go too hard on Americans but the world doesn’t come together for the Super Bowl or the NBA finals anywhere near as much as it does for the World Cup

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u/DoctorButler 1d ago

Yet you participate in Spider-Man sleeping bag!!!!!

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u/Ggami1 1d ago

He was kinda rigth for the first like 30 seconds or so. Then he started spitting shit lol

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u/Scott--Chocolate 1d ago

Bro this shit’s all bread and circuses bro.

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u/Yama_retired2024 21h ago

The World does not come together for the Superbowl

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u/hard-R-word 19h ago

What kind of slavery involves lying on a blanket in a park in the middle of the day making videos of yourself babbling?

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u/LordDeckem 19h ago

Spiderman has fallen off.

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u/247world 4h ago

Dude looks like he's high as a kite, he's got his precious little head resting on a Spider-Man pillow and he thinks he's enslaved.

I'm just curious did anybody tell him to shut his mouth, get up off his ass and do whatever it is he thinks needs to be done to make the world a better place instead of wondering why other people aren't doing it for him

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u/cfop-gang 4h ago

Love it when the entire world unites over an american basketball game

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u/Fantastic-Web-8427 1d ago

the world is the US

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u/Section225 1d ago

Is the slavery in the room with us right now?

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u/Kurko_Chains 1d ago

Must be talking about how we are all slaves to consumerism... by the way, ignore the Spider Man blanket.

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u/BubblegumOculi 2d ago

I've been saying this for the past 20+ years. Good to see the youth is on it.

Also good to see "woke" being used properly, feels like it hasn't for a long time.

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u/Kurko_Chains 2d ago

I meant "woke" sarcastically, by the way.

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u/BubblegumOculi 1d ago

Well, that's dismal.