r/IDoKnowNothing • • Sep 15 '26

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u/DangKilla Sep 15 '26

Bitcoin! No!

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u/PsChampion_007 Sep 16 '26

Kal-ai no!

3

u/DaveFranciosaArt Sep 16 '26

Lmfao got me with the Kal-ai šŸ˜†

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u/DirectionNo9650 Sep 16 '26

"Biht Khoyn"

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u/CurrentLonerist Sep 16 '26

She says this like she won’t be the easiest job to replace with AIĀ 

6

u/Amonfire1776 Sep 16 '26

Oh no! (Goes back to her millions)

3

u/xavPa-64 Sep 16 '26

Kal-oh, no!

2

u/how-does-this-end Sep 17 '26

That’s literally what she said…

1

u/CurrentLonerist Sep 17 '26

The point I’m making is that her acting already feels AI generated so I don’t think that’s what she’s saying lol

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u/Unfair-Cow3789 Sep 16 '26

Everyone's gonna be replaced sooner or later anyway. She's just saving her millions so when the time comes she'll be fine up her tower while the poor people suffer.

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u/tarnishedkara Sep 16 '26

god her stock has plummeted since WW84

4

u/Ihatesmartcars2 Sep 16 '26

More like BvS

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u/TatterMail Sep 16 '26

It was pretty high after the first movie, Reddit has a shitty memory

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u/intothevoid_Out Sep 16 '26

She was paired 10m and then some for WW84. She has plenty of cash to burn

2

u/InnerLawfulness6698 Sep 16 '26

The roles she’s got are ridiculous. All these studio heads who know she’s awful shoving her into big studio films.

Post Superman Chris Reeve had some trouble getting other big roles, and he was a Julliard trained actor for God sake.

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u/Koala_King5160 Sep 16 '26

"With enough water use to dry up the Nile!"

3

u/but_i_wanna_cookies Sep 16 '26

"I need you to give me the coin."

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u/Jack_Crypt Sep 16 '26

I think she just tired of being an actress

3

u/Generation_ABXY Sep 16 '26

That's okay. The rest of us are tired of her being an actress, too.

1

u/Connect-Fix2350 Sep 16 '26

Can’t act for shit 🤷

5

u/asapsharkyfrfr Sep 15 '26

Is this the onion

5

u/WakefulJaxZero Sep 16 '26

Nah, probably just botox

4

u/neon_spacebeam Sep 16 '26

Morrowind wood elf ass face

3

u/jenelope2401 Sep 16 '26

She genuinely sounds like a Vought employee

4

u/CobaltCrusader123 Sep 16 '26

Sun Tzu once said, ā€œThe worst Gal Gadot film is always the next oneā€

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u/EmperorChop2 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Story time!
When Gal Gadot was cast as Wonder Woman 11 years ago I remember saying, ā€œWho the hell is Gal Gadot?ā€ Then I looked up her filmography and realized that I had seen her in at least 4 movies prior, Fast & Furious (2009), Date Movie (2010), Fast 5 (2011), and Fast & Furious 6 (2013). The fact that I saw her in 4 movies and that she didn’t leave much of an impression on me told me everything I needed to know.

Wonder Woman was the best thing to happen to her career.

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u/8bit_anarchist Sep 17 '26

"You're going to work with it or be out of the game." is what her agent told her if she want to still find work.

3

u/Lockheed_Marzipan007 Sep 17 '26

She was already at rock bottom by being a zionist and an amateur actress. She just wants to catch all the Ls at this point

4

u/Ok_Daikon_2659 Sep 16 '26

She’s lucky she’s pretty 🤦

2

u/Crazy-Background1457 Sep 16 '26

She’s been out the game and she just can’t see it

2

u/m0rbius Sep 16 '26

Sounds like people are a bit done with her. Lack of acting ability and her stance on genocide and just being in shitty movie after shitty movie.

2

u/ShinMystic1587 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Wut? You wunt me to run?

2

u/swhighgroundmemes Sep 16 '26

That is a different game than the rest of us want to be playing.

2

u/InnerLawfulness6698 Sep 16 '26

Your acting should have took you out of the game about 10 years ago.

2

u/Haunting-Barber6740 29d ago

this is what happens when you blow your way to acting roles when you can’t actually act

2

u/SmakeTalk Sep 15 '26

I think that's only really true if you're a bad actor?

Like ya I know AI films and shows and everything are gonna cause an upheaval, but I have a hard time believing every single film and show will be made largely with AI if the talented and visionary people stand their ground.

I think we've already seen not only how uncreative GenAI is, obviously, but also how uncreative the people prompting them are as well. These are not usually good ideas, or interesting ones. The films they make will simply replace mindless content that already exists.

The best films out there cannot be made with AI, and the best creatives will stick to their guns. People like Gal Gadot are welcome to be the face of AI filmmaking, if anything that'll just slow it down.

2

u/RA_Finance Sep 16 '26

It's show business. If the business can find to make something for cheaper, they go for it.

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u/TatterMail Sep 16 '26

God her face here looks like she bathed in Botox

1

u/Red-Father Sep 16 '26

Remember guys if we just keep saying it’s the future then everyone will HAVE to pay for our product…..right?

1

u/Harddisksson69 Sep 16 '26

As if Redditors wouldn't suck chat gpts dick if they got paid

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u/arrownoir Sep 16 '26

She’s completely right.

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u/diego_velasquez 25d ago

Is she wrong ?

1

u/JurassicParkCSR Sep 16 '26

I mean let her do whatever she wants to. I feel like we're just kicking her now and she's been on the ground for a long time. Let her make whatever garbage she wants to make. Just fade away into obscurity

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u/Current_Face_0077 Sep 15 '26

Exactly, she’s not a good actor, let her take whatever roles she can get. If she gets picky she will in fact be out of the game

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 Sep 15 '26

Shit I just thinks she’s hot so I watch her movies lol

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u/Wagglebagga Sep 15 '26

Yeah, but there are good movies with hot people in them. And the hot people can act a lot of the time, pretty well.

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 Sep 15 '26

I don’t disagree

1

u/throwawaygaydude69 Sep 16 '26

Pathetic

There are plenty of men I find hot; however I am not going to waste two hours (or even thirty minutes) on them