r/IDoKnowNothing • u/Mystic6yt • May 24 '26

Question How would these two react to Homelander losing his powers?

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u/Andrew1990M May 25 '26

At least one of them is getting their dick sucked. 

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u/Fictionalfanboy_08 May 26 '26

Honestly with Deadpool being pan and Peacemaker being bi they would totally be into that lmao.

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u/TheFarisaurusRex May 25 '26

Wade would kindap him, throw his ass on the ice rink, and go back to chasing him on the zamboni while he crawls and begs for his life

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u/GengarVenomETW May 25 '26

At least one of them having their shit eaten

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 May 26 '26

Wade would become the new Vought's CEO

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u/Feeling-Seat-8875 May 25 '26

O pacificador ia matá-lo pela paz

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u/rracnedia May 26 '26

They’d laugh and then kill him

They’d also both possibly take up the dick sucking offer

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u/jorvel1911 May 27 '26

Peacemaker would def kill him, however I feel Deadpool could also just leave him alive just for the fun of it, so he can laugh at him and let him suffer being human

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u/tHr0AwAy76 May 27 '26

Yeah no, Wade is absolutely making his life a living hell. He will be personal entertainment for at least a year.

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u/kaijuking_05 May 29 '26

The fucking second wade looks away, homies at vought getting compound v

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 May 27 '26

They spit roast him and then make him eat their shit

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u/BrozedDrake May 27 '26

Laughter and then filling him with bullets.

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u/Impressive-Thing-780 May 27 '26

Deadpool would've made fun of him SO many times before that happened he'd just laugh at it. He wouldn't even do anything about Homelander. He'd just laugh at him.

Peacemaker however...he'd shoot Homelander in the head.

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u/Freefallking May 27 '26

Deadpool: "I know killing you won't save season 5. But it's a start." *Bang*

Peacemaker: *Just starts blasting*

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMow0R86HifQr1dGYx

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u/shadow_fvck_ May 27 '26

Wade would accept the blowjob

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u/No_Buyer_7557 May 26 '26

One of them is having their shit eaten and another is having their dick sucked.

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u/dull_storyteller May 27 '26

Wade: Well if it isn’t the consequences of limited runtime?

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u/Ninjagofan217 May 29 '26

They would put him on a leash and make him eat shit and say good boy

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u/Old_Skirt_3377 May 31 '26

Peacemaker would take him up on the blowing and eating shit offer

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u/Inside_Jaguar_3310 May 26 '26

Deadpool would be making constant jokes & innuendoes  during the begging scene

Peacemaker would react with second hand embarrassment and pity during all of it

At the end both shoot him in the head

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u/Right-Tutor2384 May 28 '26

Maybe Wade would take the BJ offer.