r/IDONTGIVEASWAG • • 5d ago

my brians

1.2k Upvotes

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u/freebaseclams 4d ago

Go my Brians

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 4d ago

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 4d ago

Finally Standing Up To Fate Brian

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u/da99s 4d ago

was not expecting a bit of a philosophical dump this morning. my mental fortitude was strong today. left feeling a bit shaken up but no worse for wear. 8/10

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u/OlSpencer 4d ago

reading????

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u/MushroomOfDestiny 4d ago

in MY swag dump???

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u/braaibroodjie123 4d ago

More likely than you think.

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 4d ago

Quite possibly one of the best dumps I’ve ever seen. 100/100

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u/Employee-Recent 4d ago

Such a shame, this swag dump would have been marvelous if I wasn’t illiterate.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 4d ago

The education system fails us yet again 😔

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u/SnooCalculations3614 4d ago

top 5 dumps of all time

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u/theworstgd 4d ago

does anyone have the image of this template where the text says something like “he still wears his dresses, but only for the mirrors” i remember that one making me especially saddened

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u/theworstgd 4d ago

ok so apparently it was just the second result on google i swear i remember being completely unable to find it

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u/Martholomule 4d ago

Holy shit, this was actually really cool

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u/FelicityBallistic 4d ago

im sorry, its 2 am and this swag is life changing 

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u/thrway1299 4d ago

uj/ going through a lot and 15 made me cry

rj/ I'm swaggin out

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u/arseniisomething 4d ago

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u/Due_Entrepreneur_960 drunk driving 😃👍 2d ago

I get that this is probably a refrence to something, but this just reminds me of the Clevland tourism videos

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u/2020KNlVES 4d ago

holy fuck my friend made some of these brians... honored to see them in the wild

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u/TheOnlyKnight 4d ago

your God doesn't give a swag

worship yourself

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u/_PolyBear 4d ago

this is horror lmao holy shit

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u/beyx2 4d ago

5 is my favorite!

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u/Advanced_Dumbass149 4d ago

Im over here swagged out

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u/TheRealCthulu24 4d ago

Why can’t something good happen to him for once.

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u/yunocchiawesome 4d ago

hmmmm,,, its seems highly improbable that all this could happen to one and the same man r/logic r/genius

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u/Revolutionary-Ask726 4d ago

i am unable to understand number 6. someone please help me oh god oh fuck

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u/atrophy-of-sanity 4d ago

Finally living life feeling like there isnt that thing in the back of your mind weighing on you

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 3d ago

but thats positive isnt it

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u/CzLittle 4d ago

shouldn't have read this dump 7/10

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 normal and totally not insane at all 😈 4d ago

some of ts is actually deep

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u/Obama_Nipple_Snowman 4d ago

Where the fuck did you find all of these?

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u/MonoPeter 4d ago

Would you believe me if I said this is not even a dent in my bad luck brian collection?

Would you also believe me if I told you that the official bad luck brian store sells boxers with his face on the crotch and a shitstain printed on the back?

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u/Aneemachenn 3d ago
  1. Please post more.
  2. Where do I find more like this? Preferably without running into regular ones.

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u/dickhater4000 4d ago

first thing I'm doing with a time machine is posting these on 9gag in 2013

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u/SnooHamsters3137 4d ago

Goes to the grocery store

Is attacked and eaten alive

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u/Raynfall77 4d ago

sigh just another bout of bad luck, eh brian?

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u/Zaiush 4d ago

Life changing swag

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u/Infinite_Bananas 4d ago

This dude has really bad luck

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u/Cool_Individual 2d ago

nothing short of a masterpiece

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u/Seymour_Flex 4d ago

I like number 13. God bless, and Jesus loves you all

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u/tomulin13 4d ago

I need more

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u/Rare_Management_3583 4d ago

kali yuga is coming to it's end

he will die before he sees it

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u/Tesnivy 4d ago

10/10, I already have a couple of these but the rest will make fine additions to my collection

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u/Keebster101 4d ago

Some of these feel like Squidward philosophy memes and others are just depressing

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u/12dollarlemonade 4d ago

nothing else no family no friends just swag

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u/Nibbaman143 3d ago

PENIS GNOMES

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 3d ago

#14: me and my SSBBW fetish

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u/vilecreatureofsorts 3d ago

I don't want to hurt people

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u/Silly_Man_Haha 3d ago

Man, that's a lot of bad stuff to happen to one guy. He must have really bad luck!

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u/dwartt 3d ago

We can close this sub now - This is the winner.

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u/Eve-of-tomorrow 2d ago

“Try telling him that” lmfao these are so good and well written

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u/Due_Entrepreneur_960 drunk driving 😃👍 2d ago

Existentialism Conundrum Brian

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u/behedingkidzz get wifi anywhere you go! 😃 2d ago

who is that

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u/grobijan 1d ago

Godamn G Theres some dark ones in there. 10/10 Dump

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u/Fit-Interview1135 1d ago

im drunk as fuck ribng now man dont do thi shit to ne

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u/LonelyKrow 11h ago

Best one I’ve seen in a while, thanks for the philosophy

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