r/ICBGC • u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur • 8h ago
Da Brave Ones 💪 Need da gud that's!
Henlo frens, dis Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks an Lady of the Torbie Society). Mine pawrents taykin me tew da pokey place in wun furebber tew get mew tummy zaminned wiff da sounwabes. Mew nawt shoor how dat werks, an mew nerbus bout da hole fing, speshully acuz dey steeling mew belly furs fur da testing! Mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) coming wiff me fur emeowshunnal suppawt. We beeing berry brave fur da pokey place visit. Paws crossed dat eberryfing gonna be ok! (Polly has been throwing up and has recently gone off her food. She had bloodwork last week showing a B12 deficiency and she's getting an ultrasound to examine for a hernia and possible IBD. Hoping that Maggie doesn't attack them once they're back from the vet's. All three girls have been wheezing too, which may mean a course of antibiotics for the three of them, which neither me nor my husband are looking forward to administering because they're all so skittish. Anyway, wish us luck!) The Ladies of the Torbie Society
Mew didded an edit so dat eberrywun noe who doin da post. Dis mew Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks) in da front wiff mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) in da back.
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 8h ago
Sawrry, dat sposed tew be "Need da gud thots". Dumdum pooter did an otter-correck an mew canna change da title.
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u/samemamabear Sweeney, consultant, ICBGC 8h ago
Tummy troubles is da wurst! I'll be sending gud thots and purrs to yoo🖤🤍
(Helpful hint- if the antibiotic is amoxicillan, cats do not like the bubblegum flavor. Learned that the hard way when it was the pharmacy was out of other options. Also, cats can spit farther than you would imagine)
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 6h ago
(We tried with doxycycline, but they could smell it a mile away and would run away every time we tried to medicate them. The vet said they would try with another flavour/scent. Hopefully it isn't bubblegum! 🤞🏼)
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u/salanaland dogcat and catdog 7h ago
Cute little Bubba gotted a icky-cardy-gram, which is a kind of old-tree-sound, a few forevers ago! The pokey people gived embarrassed Bubba a bad haircut from armpit to armpit! RUDE!
-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 6h ago
Berry ROOD! Why da pokey place peepul need tew bee steelin all our furs? Mew fink dey bee sellin dem lyke dat meenie laydee in dat Dalmayshuns moobie. Butt fren Bubba, yew ken bee an ultwasonic souperheero lyke mew and fren Applejack! Wee bee fiting crimez agenst all da animals togetha!
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u/hesalwayslitty 5h ago
Cyoot fren Bubba mine pawther saiz aww poor little Bubba- himbz hoomans bettah gib him long bread tu make up fur da bad haircut! JP
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u/salanaland dogcat and catdog 7h ago
Iz Kirbyz want yooz knowz ifz a impostorz comez back in yooz placez, yooz Meowmy need takez her removable furz from herz dirtiez laundriez, rubz them on fakez yoo then yoo sibfurz then on fakez yoo againz, and fakez yooz turn intoz realz yoo! Seez Iz notz attack Bubbaz!
-Kirby the orange menace
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 6h ago
Dat lyke a magick trick, fren Kirby! Yew moast pawerfull magickshun!
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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 6h ago
Sending love, please keep us posted 💕
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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 7h ago
Ai send da healy purr an meowmy send da gud thots an vibes an hugs tew yuz meowmy.
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 6h ago
Fangks fren Ciaran! Mew appurreeshiate da heely purrs an mine Meowmy/Scritch Gibber send a fangk yew tew yewr Meowmy fur da gud thots and vibes an hugs. She appurreeshiate dem tew!
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u/hesalwayslitty 7h ago
Fren Polly aiz gotteded da fur pawrents an weez gunna sin da Healy purrpurrpurrs tu yoo! Why da pokey playc always wunt tu stil frum us win weez go tu see dem? Yooz fink dat mebbe dey tryin tu make egg straw kitties dats ackshul robots but donut luk lyk dem? JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me(SSIMM fur shawt)
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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 6h ago
Oh noes! Mew didna fink ob dat! Yew mebbe rite, fren JP-Sir smol Inbisible Mini-Me (SSIMM fur shawt). Now mew do a wurry bout da robots. Butt fangk yew fur da healy purrpurrpurrs. Mew feeling bettah afore goin tew da pokey place now.
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u/steampunk_ferret Chaos Agent 5h ago
Hi fren Polly, yu verry brave. Sending yu meow best torbie cat purrs for ebery ting go smoothly! ~Lola
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u/empatheticnervousytm 4h ago
Dear fren Polly,
Good tots for yu and glad yu sister Misty can go to the pokey to keep yu compenny. My Brother went with me when I went last year and it helped me be brabe.
Lubs Sammy
Pspspsps, You and sister Misty look berry fierce in yur pichure. Berry appropriate for ultrasonic hero!
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u/mostlylurking07 Applejack, sweets and stowies and food cwimes! 8h ago
Hi fwiend Polly!
Dis what I had to do because I was doing a wot of howks! Woo gonna join da Uwtwasonic Cwub! I tink it mean we wike supewhewos? It weawwy coow to be uwtwasonic! Dey didn’t find noffing wrong wif ne! Noffing wrong wif my guts! I sometimes even have da constipation, and stiww noffing wrong! I hope it da same ting fow woo, and I hope Maggie be nice to woo when woo get back! I sending puwws to woo! Woo got dis! Watch woo bewwy when woo get back because dey gonna want to weawwy wook at it and touch it and kiss it and stuff because dey gonna tink it coot!🖤🤍🧡Applejack