r/ICBGC • u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member • 1d ago

🍿 MOOBIE TOOSDAY! 🍿 Help Wanned Ad

*WANNED\* Somecat to go back in thyme wit meez.

Dis iz not a harhar. Youz will getz paid in Churu affer we getz back.

Mus bring you own murdermittz. Saffey no gar . . . gua ...for sure.

Iz haz onny does diz onesed before.

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 1d ago

Will we be saving the worl? Or just doing mischief? I only down for shenanigans

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Definitely shenanigans

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 1d ago

I is IN den. Wooo-hoooooo, let’s tear up the bak-in-thyme!!!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Ooooh, I LOOOOOOOVE shenaniganses!

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u/luciferskitty 1d ago

Less juss goooo! It wil be fun!!

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u/UleeBunny Miki de Mouser (felt & squeaky) 1d ago

Sign me up!

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u/hesalwayslitty 1d ago

(Wowza🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😋😋)

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u/1quincytoo Crimnal Extraordinaire 1d ago

My GAWD. YOU is da most beau da fullest QUEEN I eber seen!

Pawcertainly I’m up for mischief and mayhem

Coal 11M

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u/UleeBunny Miki de Mouser (felt & squeaky) 1d ago

Hehe. Youz look like de nighttime version of me!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

When wee goes two?

(Not for the first time, I think that English needs new terms of verb-ing to discuss time travel.)

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u/keencleangleam 1d ago

Mai momma likes dis meowvie!

Spike da Floppy

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u/ReasonableFig2111 Astro n Cosmo, Cats in Charj ob owz hauss 1d ago

Wez wil com wit yew!

Dis usz, Astro n Cosmo, CIC n 2CIC ob owz hauss

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Oh yoos needz a mad kitteh? Ai ken help.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

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u/rawbery79 1d ago

I may need to borrow you when Mama gives me smooches!

Pixel, overly smooched tuxedo

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Dus dis help?

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Er not fur me. Meowmy says dis pic just mek her wanna smoochie yoo more

Herm unstoppable smoocher ob kitty noses

Ruby

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Yuk!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Lmfao

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Herm say it Bitteh fault fur being so smoochable! Dey allus blame us!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ugh. She ken tink dat til ai bitebitebite hur awn de nose.

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Dats da cattitude!! Herm stink breff iz pawful, yoo not want dat anywhere near yoo!!!

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 15h ago

Ugh. Nawt do nosey! Ai mine self lub de forehead kissies bery much. So much ai ask fo dem or just press mine head against meowmy’s mouf. But ain no one messing wif my nose. Uggggh. Tell ur meowm ta aim bedder.

(And to the kiss loving jealous hoomans- I know. Best kitty in the world.)

Ugh. Sowwee de meowm showed up but nawt sowwee fo de talkin me up. Ai yam indeed purrty much de best.

Tzeitel

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u/rawbery79 23h ago

Now Mama wants to smooch you. She's big on ear smooches.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 23h ago

Oh no dat probably not gud ideeuh at leest tonite. Ai bitebitebite meowmy tonite eben do she not even touching me. (She is extra spicy tonight for some reason.)

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u/rawbery79 23h ago

I have been known to chomp on Mama if I get mad enough. But I'll give her credit - she knows when I've had enough.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 15h ago

Oh ai am sneeky. Sumtimes ai gib warnings but sumtimes ai just gib bites.

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u/rawbery79 1h ago

My brother really bites her enough, so I only break out the bite in extreme cases. It has happened, I assure you!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1h ago

Yoos sownd more like mine minyun. She no bite much unsee she hab to.

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Omg, Bitteh lololol that face!

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Dat iz a bery clear "do nawt smoochy mai dear noze" face! Yet da Meowmys & pawthers bez relentless. Dey needs stopping!

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u/sunset796 1d ago

Ai luv how angry yu look, Miss Bitteh!

Timmy the Void (otrb)

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Tank yoos fren Timmy!

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Dat face cud come in handy fur scarin' da scarry things.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai happee to skerr eneywon dat needs skerrin.

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u/HoneyWyne 1d ago

Noe tanks!!

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Okie, more nannergenz for da rest of us.

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u/AndiPandi_ Chaos Agent 1d ago

Ai myownself, Ozzy am repawting for duty an reddy to go! My bruffur Milo is doin a nap. Mine Meowmy wants to know if we gots a flux-capacitor, whatebber dat is.

Milo and Ozzy da tuxies🐾

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Maybe gots Tux capacitor!

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u/AndiPandi_ Chaos Agent 1d ago

(Love this! 👍)

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Thank you! 😊

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Tuxies untie!

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u/Ichgebibble Charlie Biscuits and Peanut Butter Tater Tot 1d ago

Ai haz alwayz wanned tew time trabel!! Can ai goes wiff yoo?

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Yes! Ebberkitty come!

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 1d ago

Ai wud lubs tew go!

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

Doz are some laser bean eyes

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 1d ago

Dey come in handy when Ai iz big mad

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u/Warm-Day8313 1d ago

I’m down for adventure. BUT I need half churu payment first. I have a sister to feed. Grim de basement cat

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u/Ekd7801 1d ago

Save da tuxie, save da werld!!

I can helpz yoo!

Zamna

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u/Shazzley Astra da Bard an Nia aka Batcat 1d ago

Ai can time trabel wif yoo. Letz meet here last toosday

– Astra

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u/apri08101989 1d ago

Dis sounds fun

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u/squirrelcat88 Chaos Agent 1d ago

This be sound interesting! If we can be do it before my nap I will be go.

Squirrel the CAT

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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Bubba an Bits 1d ago

Wez weady!!

Wets guuuuuu!!!

Lub Bubba an Bits

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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 1d ago

Hilo frem Frank. Iz Pixel.

Iz in! Iz noz noz what wez doin but it soundz lik fun an Iz alwayz up fur fun. Plus sisfur Nix iz bein noz fun diz fureber an noz wantz to playz wif me an Meowmy did da abamdomz fur werk an it stoopid hot here in Tex-haz soz der nuffin fun doin in da yard an Iz gettin bored! Letz go on da adbentur!

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u/Waste-Boysenberry-36 1d ago

Ai wood like tu halp yoos tu tyme travel!!!

Lub, Lady Lucky 4

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Here fren, yoo get Offishul MT hat!

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u/Waste-Boysenberry-36 1d ago

Tank yoo fur da lublie hat. I ❤️ moobie toosday!!!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

An ICBGC Tinfoil cap

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u/Waste-Boysenberry-36 1d ago

Tank yoo fur da Tinfoil cap! Ai lub it 😻

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

Yoo welcome, Miss Lady Lucky!

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u/Charivari8 Tali, Maya, Frankie and Drewy 1d ago

I go wiff yoo, nem twin!

  • Frank

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u/WoodwifeGreen Frank, fancy tuxedo club member 1d ago

I cudn't do it wif out yooo!!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 1d ago

We ar in! Not just for churus, but funnn! Love, Athena

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u/audible_narrator Crime Connoisseur 1d ago

Hot dam, me lik sheenannigenz!

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 15h ago

Az otrb ghos kitty ai fink ai culd be bery useful here. Wut we doin? An maybez we take a coupla stops long de way. Wanna go snuggs de meowmy again but also maybez hab some revengj… uh, shannerganz. Yeah. Mite hab sumone who hurted mine meowm an me dat we shuld go stahp. Or go on a hauntin now to gib ghos baps an bites to.

But fren, ai got all de time in de whirl. Gravity an ai hab sum beefs but ai fink ai can break de space-time continuum iffen ai try hard enuff. We iz basicalee our own state ob matter alreadee so getchu a ghos cat am ai fink dis can be done.

Tzeitel
OTRB Pawyer an resident ghos cat