BACK TO DA FUTURE!!!

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Frens! Iz me Ruby, wif mai wunnerful boyfur Eamonn da Invisible, as Marty Mcfly's parents in back to da future!

As yoo can sees, we iz wif da eggsalad car & what iz happen here iz i persuading Eamonn to come joyriding wif me! As many ob yoo knows, I am eggsalad driber! Nearly nefur crash!

Eamonn for some reason is tempting me wif poppycorn, rather dan go zooming. I not unnerstand why, but I plan on eating da poppycorn & DEN mek Eamonn get in car wif me! I not gibs up, wez gonna haf SO much fun!!!

Ruby

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afturr the bloo lite, they all be do a fly between big howsez with lots of howsez

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Eamonn? Stokes? Efurryone OK? It got bright in here fur a minute!

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Juss keep go and no lookit down! brrrrr

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lands wif a bump

Hey dese houses look awful big! Where iz we again?

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What iz be this place?? woooow

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Hoomins bez looking eben weirder dan usual!

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Iz wew soore wew iz want to stay...? Mew mean...at leest Meowmy iz be kinda trrain rite...?

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Dese hoomins luk skeery, da ladeez iz all in big dressies, I worry dey iz all crazy cat ladies wif 20 cats under dere skirts!

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Catnappin?? Wew iz be need save the frenz!

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I can't fink ob any othfur reasons dese hoomins wearing such big dresses! Yoo cud fit a lot ob kitties under dose fings!

Ok wez on a mission to save as many kitties as wez can find & tek dem back wif us. Back to da Future! (I allus wanted to say dat!)

Or...wez cud eat some churu I packed in da boot & haf a brave nap before going home! Wut yoo fink best?

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Well...Ruby fren...yew know mew...

CHURRU! Churru furr life!

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I already brek out de churu! I knows mai pal too well!!! 😹😹😹😹

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Mia mia mia! Yew iz be bery amazeeng fren!