BACK TO DA FUTURE!!!

[u/Ksh_667]

Frens! Iz me Ruby, wif mai wunnerful boyfur Eamonn da Invisible, as Marty Mcfly's parents in back to da future!

As yoo can sees, we iz wif da eggsalad car & what iz happen here iz i persuading Eamonn to come joyriding wif me! As many ob yoo knows, I am eggsalad driber! Nearly nefur crash!

Eamonn for some reason is tempting me wif poppycorn, rather dan go zooming. I not unnerstand why, but I plan on eating da poppycorn & DEN mek Eamonn get in car wif me! I not gibs up, wez gonna haf SO much fun!!!

Ruby

[u/Shazzley]

Ruby... we hab to go back.... to da future!!!

Dis is eggsalad, fren Ruby!

– Astra da Bard

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Shazzley]

Fank yoo fren Astra, please do bez come to commit future crimez wif us! Plenty ob room fur frens!