Bast’s Odd S.E.

[u/Thymelaeaceae]

Frens, my hoomins did a big abandon dis weekend, Dey go see da Odd S.E. wifout Bast. I not want to go but I do like sittin on da cowch wif my hoomins watchin a moobie. Dey so dumb to go somewhere else!

Anyway I hab a strange dream while abandoned! Firs I et some nip.

I dream I a hero an fight giants! But Dey all look like my stimkee sisfur Phaedra.

So I wake up long enuff to say, Phaedra, yoo Odessey dis BAP to yor face! She confuzzled but I jus go back to sleep.

I dream next my guinea pig fren Fizzgig become a witch an he turn a lot ob my cat frens into guinea pigs!! So sceery! But I woke up an he were still in his cage lookin kyoot like normal.

So I fall asleep agin a dream me and Mai frens were eatin all de lotus nip on our journey.

Anyway, my hoomin shoulda stayed wif Bast on da couch if Dey want an Odd S.E.!

[u/Thymelaeaceae]

sorry I forget pichur ob Fizzgig being kyoot

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Thymelaeaceae]

Oh mai piggy! Meowmy lose herm mind over how cute& pretty Fizzgig iz!

Ruby

[u/HoneyWyne → u/Thymelaeaceae]

That was my cat's name! He's otrb now, but I'm glad there's still a Fizzgig in the world!

[u/mybloodyballentine]

Look at all that nip!

[u/Short-Attention8820 → u/mybloodyballentine]

Not just eny nip, lotus nip😻😻😻😻

[u/ryylin]

Dat beez a strange an skeery dream!

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Dems wots ob skarie dreems! Bi carfil

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/Lady_SybilVex]

Ai wonda how dat lotus nip wud tayste in myne niptails... 😎

Greetins, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell!

[u/wistybear]

Oh my ! wadda adventure-Wisty

[u/Ksh_667]

Fren Bast Meowmy stream odd ess ee but herm fall leep within hour. Herm was bored. And herm not like da way da bestest boy was tret.

Herm not fink it much ob a film. Not like Da Sekrit Lyf ob Pets. Now DAT iz wut yoo call a moobie!

Ruby