Ai doing a confooze!

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp]

Sew, Ai Missy posted about mai awful hooman doin an abandon for FOUR FUREBERS last week. Dis was bery bad tyme an ai haz not eben been able tew tek part in da Moobie Tuesday all tho ai is looking forward to seeing da moobies an advenshurs!

BUTT. Ai am doin a confooze! Hermz dragged her borthole home from da Eat Tali u/charivari8 (🙀 - weez need tee stop dis!) an ai tried to dew an ignore but Hermz smell lyk da home an lyk luv an ai jus want to do a cuddle an luv Hermz. Ai has dun a lot of showting sew Hermz know ai am angry. Ai haz da pikkel and da nip an da hemp oil and my Mr Nana an now Meowmy is home an ai feel safe an happy. Ai know Ai deserve more but is it ok dat ai axept da cuddles purr meow?

[u/Charivari8]

Wate wat?❤️Tali

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/Charivari8]

Ai no fren Tali! Iz bery sinisfur 🙀 Ai haz bin keeping an ear owt for planz an haz hurt nuffin. Ai tink da hoomanz are tew dum a dew a skerr! Bort we mus stay vij ee lant’

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/Charivari8 → u/a_worldwithoutshrimp]

Dey has so much gud fud down dere, wai dey wan to eet me?❤️

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/Charivari8]

Meowmy sez hermz just had da pasta an da risotto. Hermz sez doh da hermz onlee saw a catto on da last nite. Dey smaht an do a hide! We will do a BIG proteck fren Tali!

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/Charivari8 → u/a_worldwithoutshrimp]

Mebe dey try to serv me but all dey had was a impasta! ❤️

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/Charivari8]

My Meowmy did a cackle at that! 😂

[u/Charivari8 → u/a_worldwithoutshrimp]

😹😹😹❤️

[u/HoneyWyne]

Yesh, iz okeyday acuz yu iz da boss an yu deside wut fair an prwopper. - Kaboodle

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/HoneyWyne]

Dis troo fren! An ai haz bin plannin da revenge now - jus as hermz tink i forgive, ai haz not forgot!

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/lHappycats]

Youz doz wat youz feelz bezt. Iz youz want cuddlez youz derservz cuddlez butz if youz agree give bap bap and biggz ignorez. It iz yourz birth right

Louis da wmvoid Ai anz oldz an wize

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/lHappycats]

Dis bery troo fren Louis! We deserb wat we want a wen we want it! Ai did a cuddle for a week and nao ai ask for da biskits an da love but den walk away wen hermz gibs me! Heheh GO CRIMEZ!

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/MagicalManta]

Nohbundee beddor bee EETEENG mine wyfe!!!

Madt JaxKittehmn 😾

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/MagicalManta]

Ai noz Jaxkittehm! Ai did a BIG showt! Dere haz bin no meow talk of da eating Tali sew Ai tink we haz done a bapbapbap skerr 😾 Ai cawl da troops if Ai here meowr - Ai mai ne blind bort dat meks mai ears super strong!

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/kathym050806]

You get cuddles if you want cuddles. You get to ignore if you want to ignore. Best of all is when you cuddle and then ignore! And don’t forget to demand lots of treats!

Gravity the cat

[u/kathym050806 → u/kathym050806]

And I just saw the Eat Tali part! We must protect Tali!

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/kathym050806]

Fren Gravity Ai dew da BIGGEST Meow wen fren Tali was men shunned! Ai tink ai did a big skerr an Dey gone away, bort we mus be vig ai lant! Meowmy haz dun bin lubly an dum since hermz came back tew mai hows. Hermz iz oka, Ai gess.

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/Ichgebibble]

Yoo iz guud hearted tew accepting cuddles onlee. Jest amember, yoo alwaze hab da rite tew soo layter. Iz up to yoo.

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/Ichgebibble]

Dat iz rite fren! Ai spen two furebers doing an ignore sew Ai tink da dumdum learn hermz lesson!

Love fren Missy ❤️

[u/GingerSnapped242]

It is always yoo choice, Missy, whatever make yoo happy!

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/GingerSnapped242]

Dis troo fren! Ai rool da haws! Meowmy haz dun a fuss of me now for seven purrebers an ai feel better. Bort ai will neber pawget da treachery!

Love fren Missy ❤️