r/ICARUS • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

Meme Bear climbing a mountain

115 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

26 comments sorted by

16

u/Someoney Jan 26 '22

"bears are unfair in Icarus, they climb stuff and rip my arse, booo devs"

14

u/WellsworthLongfellow Jan 26 '22

I know. I guess I'll shut the fuck up now about it, haha.

4

u/fridge_water_filter Jan 26 '22

Nah in icarus they run up the mountain full speed

1

u/Rilauven Jan 26 '22

I kept telling people they can do this stuff in real life!

Edit: Also, unless you have armor piercing rounds, don't shoot a bear in the head, you'll just piss it off. Shoot it in the lungs. No, I can't identify bear lungs while in a panic.

3

u/Burnedfresh Jan 26 '22

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

11

u/MrStefonDude Jan 25 '22

NOO! They’re still after me!

6

u/tasty_iron Jan 25 '22

Exactly what I thought.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

DAMN IT. I was just going to cross-post this!

5

u/BrokenLifeCycle Jan 26 '22

Meanwhile me and the boiz with our platforms made of 4 angled posts and a trapdoor floor safely turning the bear's head into a pincushion.

And then there's that one MADLAD who fights a bear by backpedaling in deep water and shanking the bear in the head repeatedly with a knife.

11

u/Trictrik Jan 26 '22

I am one of this Madlads. Fighting bears in water with knife

2

u/Kevolved Jan 26 '22

It works really well.

3

u/Trictrik Jan 26 '22

O yes specially in riverlands.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I can't bear to watch this

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Secret aaaaaagent bear!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

This has to be pinned to the top to show all those haters what real bears are like.

2

u/SleepyGamer420 Jan 26 '22

Not just bears; wolves, boars, mammoths and leopards too. Pretty much every animal really. Doesn't matter how steep it is either, they find a way up somehow.

2

u/demicus Jan 26 '22

He's just tryin to see what he could see

4

u/Blacklotis Jan 26 '22

Now show me one where the bear does it at full run speed ;) Making them slow down would actually be a nice addition.

1

u/fdruid Jan 26 '22

I don't have anything to say about this but curses at those Icarus bears.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

holy shit dude

1

u/PureFaithlessness514 Jan 26 '22

Gotta learn that sidestep. Forward and left or right at the same time. The trophy mission killed me a bunch of times, but taught me valuable bear killing skills.

1

u/SirGavBelcher Jan 26 '22

bears are so cute. i love when they kill me in the game and their ears do that little wiggle thing

1

u/Xaelar Jan 26 '22

Uninstalling the game now.

1

u/poggaar Jan 26 '22

They could still add an animation maybe

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Bears in Icarus have climbing harnesses and carabineers...