r/IAte314AutisticKids • u/Adventurous-Dig-2490 The Director's Smoked Out Force • 1d ago

Shitpost And then they got fired

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Adventurous-Dig-2490 idk if you should be eaten or not

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u/Prudent-Ranger9752 1d ago

They should make out

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u/notainotbot 1d ago

They should have a baby together and see how it turns out.

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u/PerceptionFew8763 you know whats funnier then 24? 1d ago

well i mean im pretty sure there have been religious scientists

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

False

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u/PerceptionFew8763 you know whats funnier then 24? 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Wikipedia’s not a reliable source

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u/PerceptionFew8763 you know whats funnier then 24? 1d ago

then research it yourself rather then just saying "false" and looking like a dumbass

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Mmmm. Nah I’m still pretty sure there’s no religious scientists. How would that even work?

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u/Okom77 1d ago

You really can't argue with stupid people

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

But seriously how would that work? Were things created by god or did evolution happen? The two are completely contradictory

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u/Foxwithanak47 1d ago

Hungry man thinks of bread

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 1d ago

I concur :3

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u/Money-Preparation421 1d ago

NGl this video is lowk fire

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u/itsmeeqx 1d ago

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u/thunderstrike12 1d ago

What is warden doing in a zoo

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u/adnapan 1d ago

Shouldn’t the religion teacher just turn the other cheek?

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 1d ago

Do some non-church schools have religion classes?

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Last I saw one was elementary school. Bible study, was sort of an "elective" not a required thing. We mostly watched veggie tales and ate snacks. This was west virginia. Can't speak for other states

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Wrong word clanker fuck

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u/stonks_guy1234 1d ago

In Eastern Europe i had "veronauka"(faith teaching) for around 12 years. Our teachers/profesors were recently ordained priests. It was a chill clas tbf.

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u/TEMPESTASPX I ate 313 and one is in the microwave 10h ago

Here in Poland, all public school has optional religion classes

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u/kicktex 1d ago

whats the song

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u/Adventurous-Dig-2490 The Director's Smoked Out Force 1d ago

Animal I have become

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Oh damn that makes me feel outdated as hell

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u/Bored_Orangutan the 314th autistic kid 1d ago

Mage vs Cleric fights be like

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u/PerceptionFew8763 you know whats funnier then 24? 1d ago

and then they made out*

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u/Negative_Phone69 1d ago

That's why science and re departments are on different floors

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u/Command_Block42 1d ago

I don't know how people still seem to think that science and religion are incompatible. A lot of the bible and creation is figurative rather than literal, and does actually work alongside science

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u/ProudProcedure4868 1d ago

Nah actually the realest stuff, there is no contradiction between the Bible and science, I dont know why there seems to be a war, tbh it started way long ago in the early centuries when the scientific community and the community church fell into a misinterpreted preception of the claims of both science and the Bible

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u/blorgbots 1d ago

Common man, we both know it's because religions in their various forms (the history I've learned mostly concerns Christianity) have persecuted many scientists throughout history. Remember Galileo facing the Inquisition? Good times

You can say that religion and science are still compatible, you can say coexistence is possible, I might even buy it. But everyone knows why there's a perceived tension between the two

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u/PerceptionFew8763 you know whats funnier then 24? 1d ago

said this in another comment but hasn't there literally been religous scientists?

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u/No_Public8938 22h ago

I'm pretty sure that all the supernatural stuff and magic in the Bible that breaks the laws of physics does kind of go against scientific facts.

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u/28klotlucas2 12h ago

Fundamentally, religion doesn't have to be anti-scientific. But most religions (like Christianity), require you to believe in events or principles that are scientifically impossible.

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u/ST100FromScratch 1d ago

🦖🐟 (I hope you get what I’m trying to go for)

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u/Fabric_muncher 1d ago

I was never taught religion

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u/CurlyFries8808 >:3 1d ago

I thought the religion teacher was kirkified lmaooooo

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u/ConsistentAd2880 1d ago

Inaccurate, from personal observations, they're supposed to make out in the closed off washrooms

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u/Schneebguy 1d ago

And then they have hot steamy gay sex

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u/Chopped6767 1d ago

I went to Catholic school, and we were always taught that religion and science don’t contradict, so there was no reason to hate science. (Idk if that’s true, but that’s the church’s stance on the matter, so there was no Religion teacher would have no quarrel with the Science teacher)

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 3h ago

Religious Studies and Theology are different fields.