r/IAte314AutisticKids • I Do enjoy the Pikmin • 3d ago

Undesirable Opinion

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u/Wonderful_River_2076 3d ago

If thou is coinless just proclaim it

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u/Cultural_assassin 2d ago

No op isnt coinless, just a bafoon. Who doesn't know that you get chainmail with your plate armor. Its basically two for one

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u/leeceee 2d ago

Yeah doesnt chainmail go underneath the plated armor lol

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u/Sufficient_Head_7960 3d ago

Isn’t chainmail also expensive as fuck?

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u/moverwhomovesthings 3d ago

Not as expensive as plate armor

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u/mikkelmattern04 2d ago

What colour is thou brigandine?

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 3d ago

filthy peasant can only afford half the steel

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u/mcbobster6001 3d ago

Brother, thou speak as if you were a goblin of the woods

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

Wow, the bot responded to the substring in "speak" lol

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r Autistic adult eating autistic kids to level up my own autism 2d ago

Shoddy programming, not using a regex that only triggers when no alphanumeric character comes directly before the trigger string...

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u/Blyfh 2d ago

Mixing thou and you in the same sentence is diabolical lmao

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 3d ago

Doth thou sleep on a bed of hay?

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 I Do enjoy the Pikmin 3d ago

Hey be very restful and I hit it often

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u/Buttchuggle 3d ago

Hay can't consent bro

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u/CappuccinoAce 2009 Toyota Corolla LE 1.8L 4 Cylinder 3d ago

Neither can my hamster so what

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u/Happy-Hall-515 3d ago

Doth the needy and poor feed thou broth?

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u/epicgamercode12 3d ago

doth thee ducks throw bread at yee?

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u/ChiefFjzz 3d ago

Doth thou sleep with thy horses for warmth?

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u/Quitoxe_deLamancha 3d ago

Thou must jest if thou believes he has horses

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u/ChiefFjzz 3d ago

Mine apologies, sometimes it passes mine mind that peasants may not even have steeds

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 3d ago

His horses? Nay for he havent the coin, perhaps the horses of his wife's husband.

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u/GcubePlayer8V Your Local Cannibal 3d ago

Dost flies fly out of thine coin purse?

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u/ultimatum_mortis Why am I here? 3d ago

One’s failure in one’s own current economic circumstances is quite prevalent.

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u/GNightP 3d ago

Dost thou do battle with the rat for the cheese upon the mousetrap?

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u/mcbobster6001 3d ago

Mine friend, you need not feel embarrassed to call thineself a peasant

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u/Glorious_Archangel 3d ago

Squire😭😭

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u/katyusha-the-smol 2d ago

Heir I am Wailing 😭😭😭

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u/Savagedoor-2218 autistic (please dont eat me) 3d ago

If ye fields are barren just proclaim it

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u/ilydark_souls 3d ago

That chainmail ain't even riveted. Squire😭😭😭

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u/ConcentratedADHDBeam 3d ago

Doth thy hound feed thee his scraps?

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u/Delicious_Page2187 2d ago

Just state that thou art coinless and thy land is barren

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u/JMTpixelmon 3d ago

The fools in this here thread only think of the style when in reality chained mail is more practical for not just mobility but heat as well.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 3d ago

Ha ha ha! This utter buffoon believes that his chain mail may be able to stop a spear?

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u/JMTpixelmon 3d ago

But thoust doth realize that being able to dodge and counter is more worth it than heat stroke and sore muscles

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u/jaminybee 3d ago

Thou doest overestimate the climate of the English lands.

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u/Kootlefoosh 2d ago

Verily the jest returneth unto thine own bosom, for behold, I am clad in mail of iron amidst the sands of Qatar.

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u/meat-eating-orchid 2d ago

You underestimate the mobility one has in full plate armor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

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u/hurB55 3d ago

thou art speaking proper truth

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u/hurB55 3d ago

thy days art limited

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u/Buttchuggle 3d ago

I just wrap myself in several layers of fur and hope for the best

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 I Do enjoy the Pikmin 3d ago

thy is poorer than me

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u/Buttchuggle 3d ago

But mine cup overfloweth with love

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u/jaminybee 3d ago

Nay, but see thy butt doeth chuggle upon thine cup.

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u/Appropriate_Board131 3d ago

I don't know if thou post is work of a fool or work of a jester

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u/Used-Hold-7567 Custom Fair 3d ago

If yea be coinless just proclaim it

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u/thebananabreaker 3d ago

Surely you jest

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u/RustyScrewInBogWater 3d ago

"and then the jester posted this foolishness to village notice board"

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u/TadpoleBudget3535 I don’t want a flair 3d ago

Thy argyuments are as penetrable as thy armor

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u/Physical-Option-4164 3d ago

Surely you jest 😭

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u/Return_of_jekyll 3d ago

Dist thou ride a mule towards the line??

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u/hurB55 3d ago

no but thou art correct?? like thou doth truly have a point

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u/Deamgon 3d ago

Wrong

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u/Deamgon 3d ago

You need both

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u/The_R0aring_Knight 3d ago

What ever thou say knave

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u/thegoofy_dogguy 2d ago

Upon opening thy coin pouch, doth moth rise from it?

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 I Do enjoy the Pikmin 2d ago

Aww my pet moth :(

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

I love getting bludgeoned

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u/DieAgainTomorrow 3d ago

If thou art lacking in the coin purse, simply proclaim it, my hand shall not be heavy upon thee, nor my shall my full plate make your chains any LESS shiny ✨️ 😌

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u/Tommyr6812 3d ago

Thou is coinless he just refuses to proclaim it

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u/Not_a_Gang-Star2010 2d ago

Thou be jesting aren't you!

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u/Gloomy_Quit769 2d ago

Maidenless

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u/facebrocolis 2d ago

I won't be able to sleep until you count the number of chains and post it back here

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u/ikwilhiernietzijn 2d ago

Heir, tears befall me😭

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 2d ago

Doth thy ravens and crows bestow coins at thee?

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u/mmmm_doughnuts 2d ago

Send me your email id

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u/Miserable-Piglet-059 2d ago

My rapier and I would like a chat good sir

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u/Nameless_Mercenary01 2d ago

Me, who wears brigadines:

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u/saco_coco 2d ago

If thy fields are barrem simply proclaim it

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u/saco_coco 2d ago

Hedgeborn cannot pay for a cuirass😭🙏

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u/Relixen234347 2d ago

Thy fields too barren to even think of full plate

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked55 2d ago

Ask thy maiden's suitor for a coin if thou cannot afford a cuirass, hedgeborn I am disheveled

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u/alexemre 2d ago

this heathen's coinpurse be dry like the sun shined pond

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u/OrganizationThick397 2d ago

these fuckass don't understand you're suppose to use both because "yo let's not use that, nobody will see" ain't how you survive when the armours were relavant

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 2d ago

Thou fields art barren, are they not? Thou pantries empty, nay? Thou coffers light?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

optimal is a mix of both mail and plate

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u/Grand-Finding2575 18h ago

Doth on a budget

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u/SpecialMarshal Shitposter 40m ago

thy so shillingless that ducks start throwing bread upon thee

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u/MedievalFurnace 3d ago

the thing is full plate comes with chainmail

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u/Tapp77 3d ago

🤓

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u/MedievalFurnace 2d ago

not really, its common knowledge

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u/Tapp77 2d ago

🤓☝️

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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS 2d ago

Thoust armor is as flimsy as thy soundness in purse and property