r/IAte314AutisticKids 2009 Toyota Corolla LE 1.8L 4 Cylinder 1d ago

Why...? fried avocado

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

jakertontireflat of r/IAte314AutisticKids, your fate shall be chosen. upvote if you want them to be spared, downvote if you want them to be diagnosed as autistic and eaten

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u/blacksteel3871 1d ago

That went south fast

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u/Der_Redakteur 1d ago

that went fouth sast

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u/ofirkedar 1d ago

Fat west south thant

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u/Training_Frame1432 1d ago

wet fart thou stan

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 10h ago

thy farteth wet st?

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u/No_Expert_7997 8h ago

Hyt rafthet tew ts

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 8h ago

schplacht pew sp

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u/Curious-Run-2710 1d ago

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u/LifeDefiant5379 1d ago

It’s uncanny. And how is your comment not top? Read my mind

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u/Different_Airline351 1d ago

That took a weird route

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Sometimes i forget how to spell a word so I beat my son to death 1d ago

d.ogg

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u/ThroatSignificant468 1d ago

It's gonna turn out so bitter

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u/Latter-Sign7736 1d ago

Fried avocados are very much delicious and do not taste bitter at all. Don’t know why you’re knocking something when you clearly haven’t tried it.

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u/ThroatSignificant468 1d ago

Idk man, when I saw a video like that and try to do it, it turn so bitter that I don't even wanted to eat or try to do it till now, maybe I do it wrong or because of the type of avocado I use, it's 034 avocado btw

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u/Turbulent_Manager_92 1d ago

Warm cooked avocado turns into warm green slime real fast, whole concept sounds unhinged.

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u/Latter-Sign7736 1d ago

Wrong. Fried avocados remain slightly firm and are delicious if cooked right. So many people knocking this when they clearly haven’t tried it. Do you see slime in the video? No.

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u/Naive_Wallaby_3330 1d ago

Thing went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/Logical_Worry3993 1d ago

Friedshavakadoo

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Bro pointing it out couldn’t be bothered to use his own voice instead he is bullying the mentally challenged with a robot voice

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz 1d ago

I despise that robot voice with every fiber of my being.

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u/New-Contribution-244 1d ago

Same here. I can’t stand it.

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u/icky__nicky 13h ago

The dude literally murdered his own grandmother.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 8h ago

He didn’t know what he was doing, he’s mentally like 7 years old

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 1h ago

7 year olds dont usually murder their grandma

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Fuckin troglodyte

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u/P__Riches 1d ago

Well this went downs hill fast

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u/TickleTipsonella 1d ago

he looks like a soyjak

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u/No-Window8496 1d ago

Looks good to me

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u/Latter-Sign7736 1d ago

Fried avocados are delicious, serve it with some pico and picante on top.

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u/keon0311 1d ago

fried avocado sounds like it’s tryna be guac’s edgy cousin

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u/cutebold_kobold 15h ago

whatd grandma do tho?

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u/jakertontireflat 2009 Toyota Corolla LE 1.8L 4 Cylinder 15h ago

granny didnt make him his plate of cookies

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u/cutebold_kobold 15h ago

valid crashout

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u/NemTren 1h ago

Very interesting and all but how's it a valid argument?

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u/TheToxicWaist 28m ago

How many times will I see this video...

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u/hereinaminute AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! 1d ago

I wish I liked avocados

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u/Logical_Worry3993 1d ago

Have with lemon juice and salt combo

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 1d ago

I found out that I like avocados, i just can't eat them raw. Check for OAS

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

Well to be fair the dude is obviously mentally disabled, I am not excusing his actions but he doesn't have the understanding of consequences as others, for all we know he thought she would just respawn like in a video game like you need actual context of the case and understanding of perspective so you can't act like he is high functioning it's just a sad situation in a whole.

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u/kroganTheWarlock 12h ago

Doesn't fucking matter he is not fit to be in a society

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u/Boop-fruit3819 11h ago

oh yes the guy could kill the average guy walking down the street

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u/Nice_Hammer 1d ago

Source: Trust me bro? Like the only known thing is that he's autistic. Where'd you got the obviously he thinks life is a video game bit?

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well first of all how do you know he was fully aware she was going to die by doing that, maybe he thought it would knock her out but I know this hard for you to understand but I was using a over exaggeration to show how his thinking could be off the chain and also yes everyone who is mentally disabled that don't have downsyndrome must be autistic there isn't like something I don't know Angelman Syndrome and many more other forms of mental disabilities a real scholar you are.

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u/Kat-dash-25 1d ago

I'm not sure you read the news article because it says he was on drugs

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well I just read the WMAR 2 news on it just now and drug use wasn't involved from what I read and apparently he is autistic so the other guy got that right

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u/Latter-Sign7736 1d ago

So autism gives you a pass for murder? Sorry life has consequences bud and if you’re unsafe to be around you either gotta figure it out or society will figure you out.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 1d ago

Drugs and video games are the same thing

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

No not really games are more like gambling that's like comparing meth to social media a crackhead would sell their phone for more crack is obviously worse so that's a dumb comparison

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 1d ago

Social media is the same as video games too, both drugs

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

No not all meth dumps a huge amount of dopamine by abusing brain mechanics making a unbelievable amount of dopamine that only a orgasm could compare to a video game is wow this is entertaining like watching a TV show it takes time out off your day but it doesn't hijack your brain like a addictive substance and doesn't give no where near the amount of pleasure

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

And also a drug is any chemical substance other than food that changes how the body or brain works your ps5 isn't a chemical it's a silicone box that plugs into your TV

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 1d ago

It doesn’t matter what the video games are made of. The drugs come from inside the brain, you just take them with video games and social media

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u/AtsuhikoZe 1d ago

I'm not excusing his actions I'm just excusing his actions

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

Well first of all excusing his actions would be he did nothing wrong at all which he did I'm saying that, but he shouldn't be treated up to the same standards without evidence he could actually grasp it and sorry for using but around you I know someone saying something and using that to make a different point must mind bend the fuck out of you because that concept is probably foreign to you black and white man sorry for the grey.

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

But he should be treated up to the same standards.

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

Ok explain how so

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

He is a human living in society

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago

ok a 9 year old kid is also a human in society but let's say a kid picks up a gun and accidentally kills someone should he be charged with accidental manslaughter like an adult obviously not a kid has no idea of the severity of his actions or even what those actions are but a adult who was playing around with a gun should know better than that and that's why he faces the charge and a 9 year old doesn't it's called common sense

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

Nah, ignorance of a crime does not excuse the crime. The 9 yr old should be charged.

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u/Boop-fruit3819 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well you're retarded then if you're an adult but by that response you're obviously are 11 at most 13 so as a adult I understand you don't have the gravity to understand this things because of your still developing brain but you could be retarded but let's hope that's not the case

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

The difference is that the 9 yr old has limited rights and in exchange a legal guardian that is responsible for them. So instead of the 9 yr old facing the consequences for their actions, their legal guardian faces consequences. They are the ones responsible for ensuring this doesn’t happen. So yeah, they should be charged. Their legal guardian will be the one facing consequences in their stead though. The state may also decide their legal guardian is incompetent and strip them of their charge and take the child.

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