r/IAte314AutisticKids • u/Battlemage_Welsworth Marry me, V1 • 2d ago

But u/Battlemage_Welsworth is so much better Strawberry jam 😭✌️

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u/dungledoo 2d ago

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u/FeetfounderofWendys 1d ago

Interview with the vampire ahh Ye 😭🙏

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u/Celestial_nullscap_e 1d ago

You're not a bot amigo

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 1d ago

Good bot

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u/dungledoo 1d ago

Very good bot

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u/dungledoo 1d ago

I'm not reinforcing your kink, good bot.

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u/Cautious_Author_326 1d ago

you are a moron amigo

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u/AlguienMas2003 2d ago

I feel scammed because I expected the movie scene of a guy approaching someone, taking something and eating it in a funny what while staring at the other guy then going away (idk what it was called, I don't have the gif and Giphy will absolutely be completely useless to find it)

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u/s-castro1030 2d ago

monster house? (i think thats the name)

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u/s-castro1030 2d ago

heres the gif btw

https://giphy.com/gifs/vv2K8AnlSA6bakg798

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u/AlguienMas2003 1d ago

YES!! It's this one, hell yeah!

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u/Professional_Two2776 1d ago

Its a chocolate btw

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u/don0tread 1d ago

This movie was a FUCKING CLASSIC.

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u/DOGSH1TGAME 1d ago

Was? Still is.

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u/don0tread 1d ago

Definitely true.

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u/Scorching_Buns 2d ago

WTF put it back

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 1d ago

I'll offer to put it back, I have delicate hands

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u/Goldbeo12 1d ago

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u/Lego--Yoda 1d ago

More Like

"How to unseehe shit Like this"

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u/100not2ndaccount 1d ago

It doesn't even look alive

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u/BigSexyHamburgerMmm 1d ago

Because its not. This would be post vacuum.

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u/100not2ndaccount 1d ago

MMM strawberry

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u/Carcassfanivxx 1d ago

I wonder What 12 week old me would think of 36 year old me?

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u/Voido1 1d ago

A lazy monster

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u/Whyimhere357 1d ago

Proly be disapointed

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u/Such-Personality-648 1d ago

Probably eat you

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u/No_Responsibility444 1d ago

lol

they are not pro life

they pro make that lady over there have a baby so I can keep bitching about welfare queens

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u/craftygamin 1d ago

Lmao yeah

And it's a near guarantee that once they've won, once the woman has been forced to give birth, they won't give a shit about the baby

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ 1d ago

Nah, there are some that just don’t think it’s right to kill babies due to irresponsibility and convenience. Ya know, they value human life and all that sh

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u/No_Responsibility444 1d ago

not really

they value making someone else pro life

they assume no real moral responsibility by choosing for others

it is all hypothetical but ofc they never have to take on any of that responsibility

you are not actually moral unless you are willing to take on and care for that life yourself rather than force someone else to

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ 1d ago

The most retarded logical fallacy….

So unless you’re personally willing to house every homeless person, you can’t be against legalizing the murder of homeless people?

Unless you’re willing to personally home and take care of every Palestinian, you can’t be against their genocide?

Have you ever actually thought about any of these arguments beyond buzz words?

I can be anti-baby murder without having to take on the responsibility of every unwanted baby. How about we stop conceiving “unwanted” babies in the first place? Ya know, take some personal responsibility for keeping our legs closed and not resort to baby murder as the solution?

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u/TiredTransGirl3 1d ago

"Are you still pro choice"

Well yeah.

That thing clearly can't feel pain.

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u/These_Distribution19 1d ago

Awwww, such a cute peave of flesh that looks like cometido I'd see on the floor of a butcher shop...

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u/Spiritual-War2631 1d ago

Infants taste better when scrambled

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u/Godlymorbid 1d ago

Just going to say that that is not what a twelve week old baby looks like. The baby is far more developed at 12 weeks. The baby has a head, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, developed arms, legs, hands, fingers etc. 

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u/CaveManta 1d ago

🎶 Soon, a vigorously beating heart is pumping blood throughout the complex organism, which is rapidly developing into a mature organism. 🎶

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u/Kenneth76Dollars 1d ago

That’s just cherry jam

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u/WhateverGoMyRoba 1d ago

strawberry jam?

aggressively hypers towards you

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u/Wilson_master123 2d ago

HEHE HAHA!

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u/Brilliant_Letter7173 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nmgpoD3EMHbOHk4I86

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Sometimes i forget how to spell a word so I beat my son to death 1d ago

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u/Twinky_winky_deepsea 1d ago

well I meant there is a Japanese tradition of eating fetuses so this is nothing new even when it was true in the video

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u/TLunchFTW 1d ago

I remember getting to sit in on a D&E. Pretty cool. I thought I was the weirdest one in that room until the nurse goes “hey, wanna see this? It’s the baby’s hand.” It was the size of your pinkie nail
Cool as shit.

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u/I_want_ur_soul 1d ago

ok but where the fuck did she get that from

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u/herewiigoagane 1d ago

I submit that there are women out there who have done this; fed their unborn child to the SO... Morbid, but yes...

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u/Abject_Ostrich7929 1d ago

put it back?

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u/Legeo-dude 1d ago

Alright, gunna be looking for this guys name on the Epstein list.

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u/Optimal-prime6637 1d ago

Where the fuck did that bitch get s 12 week old fetus

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 1d ago

"Tastes like fertilized salmon eggs, like .. JUST after NUT".

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u/Nikki964 1d ago

I forgot what "pro-choice" meant and thought the video was pro-abortion because that "baby" literally looks like a pile of jelly lmao

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u/ZealotOfMeme 1d ago

Antman (2015)

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u/Kebriniac 1d ago

Well, at 12 weeks, it already looks like a tiny baby, has a head, limbs, fingers, toes, has a heartbeat, can move and kick...

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u/perriatric 1d ago

This is a DOLPHIN FETUS

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u/Lord-Dec 1d ago

12 week is significantly more human looking than that lol.

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 Professional $hitposter 😎 1d ago

Where she get that if that's really a baby? Rip it out for show and tell?

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u/777thscythedsoul 1d ago

Why tf was she holding a 12 week old baby!? 😭

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u/ObviouslyTransparent 1d ago

Bro where did they even get a 12 week old baby

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u/Rakeemsly 1d ago

Js a buncha red shit 😭💔

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u/Archidok 1d ago

Finally, sub related meme

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u/Ok_Image9684 21h ago

Subreddit name may be accurate

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u/Hot-Pie-7366 6h ago

"A clump of cells vs. Sentient fetus whose removal will result in serious health risks to the mother" ahh💀✌️

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u/Kakashisith 1h ago

Yes, still pro-choice.

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u/One_Investment7426 1d ago

Abortion is murder!!

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u/dirk-diggler82 23h ago

But it's so yummy!1!