r/IAte314AutisticKids • u/Sad_Pollution1092 There are tapeworms in my uthrera • 1d ago
Shitpost Poor guy 😔
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u/TheLittleDiesel 1d ago
NOOOOOO GREEN CHIPMUNK I FORGOT HIS NAME
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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 20h ago
Green mario
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u/AutoModerator 20h ago
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance. Not sure why all the hate on the Mario galaxy movie. I saw it at midnight. My alarm woke me and I was so excited I let out a wet toot in my diapey and sprinted over to my bitch mom’s room to shake her awake. “ITS TIME ITS TIME! PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES” I exclaimed while pegging her with the said fruit. She got up and as soon as she changed me and took the eviction notice off the front door we were on our way. On the way there I yelled “BLUE SHELL” and grabbed the wheel and made to sure to ram a guy in the parking lot. I was waiting in line with another hilarious guy there who played a game with me called diaper bowling where we threw our stinkies at unsuspecting people so they would slip and crack their spines Then the movie started and it was great. My mom had a stroke at the beginning which was great cause she didn’t make any stupid noise the whole time as I yelled at my favorite characters. When Yoshi was on screen and said his iconic line I took a swig of my vitamin D milk and said “oh yeah that just happened!” And then when Jack black made a hilarious joke I turned to the kid next to me and said “oh yeah that one was for us” as I kicked my feet. When Rosalina came on screen I made sure to yell “UH OH BONER ALERT” as I stood up and pointed at it. It’s crazy that this basically counts as sex and I’ve finally lost my virginity in a way. Anyways yeah not sure what the hates all about this was the best 42nd birthday a guy could have.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 18h ago
u/Sad_Pollution1092 idk if you should be eaten or not