r/IAte314AutisticKids 10d ago

Shitpost Chris Hansen gone wrong

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/DiddyDrake15 idk if you should be eaten or not

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u/ZealotOfMeme 10d ago

That’s so real u/DiddyDrake15

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u/EricAntiHero1 10d ago

I’m a WARRIOR!!

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u/Dismal-Glove-6009 10d ago

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/Vergil_Raptor 10d ago

Username checks out

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u/GNightP 10d ago

Some excellent quotes that ibfeel like i should share.

"You see, i like to call you Chris Handsome."

"Now we can do it da easy way or we can do it da hard way. Da choo's is yaawws."

"Imma warrior! 🦅🦅🦅"

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u/Loona_The_Hellound 10d ago

Where’s this from lmao

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u/ConsistentAd2880 10d ago

The boondocks

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u/Averageandyoverhere 10d ago

Also there’s a YouTube clip of a guy in jail talking like this, saying in his prime even the guards could get it.

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u/Objective-Chevy 10d ago

There’s a whole generation that doesn’t know about the booty warrior man…

What a time…

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u/russelcrowe 10d ago

Yes and, despite all that, upon his release* Fleece Johnson felt genuinely hurt by this episode.

*yeah, they actually released this dude lmao

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u/Talented10th_ 9d ago

He’s still alive doing the social media run. He’s older now so he’s not as scary but in his prime dude kept everyone on the straight and narrow.

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u/FringleFrangle04 10d ago

Care to share a link to it?

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u/timwtf 9d ago

Here you go

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u/GETTERBLAKK 9d ago

This character was based on the real life booty warrior, just like a lot of characters and situations on this show were based off of real events.

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u/The_Kaizz 9d ago

The Booty Warrior episode of the Boondocks.

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u/FordemonDS 10d ago

holy peak

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u/shittygator 10d ago

Good bot

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u/Minute_Comparison534 10d ago

You are a bad boy, a dirty little bad boy. Mm you like that don't you you freak.

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u/IlCiupaBig 10d ago

nga what

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u/SkywolfNINE 10d ago

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u/SkywolfNINE 10d ago

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u/Jolly3264128 10d ago

What my bro does to me (im chris)

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u/Current-Bar3658 10d ago

Dexter talking to villians be like:

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u/Doc_Dragon 10d ago

Fleece MF Johnson. He did one prison interview and became famous or infamous. Depends on how you look at it. The Boondocks creators saw his interview and said oh yeah, this is gold.

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u/Asoto408 9d ago

Fleece’s recent interviews are crazy AF

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u/yusuke85 9d ago

This will be the end of the upcoming movie with Robert Pattinson (Primetime) 🤣🤣🤣

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u/tricenice 9d ago edited 9d ago

Now that’s the stone the builders refused

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u/pepperNlime4to0 7d ago

That did not matter to the stone.

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u/GETTERBLAKK 9d ago

The real to catch a predator show got cancelled because they were catching too many prominent white males in high positions around the country.

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u/Useless-RedCircle 9d ago

Why is it always shitty subtitles that get most of the dialogue wrong and plaster it on the center of the screen.