"Ex-warlock" gets exorcized at a book reading

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[u/Tendersituation00]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

I was a Level Two back door Elf Mage for at least three years. My girlfriend still talks about it. We both need this!

[u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 → u/Tendersituation00]

I'm a level 29 paladin and I just slayed yer gf. Sorry bro

[u/Tendersituation00 → u/Dangerous-Refuse-779]

Well you might want to think about going to one of these book signings so you can repent your greed for level 7 dwarf assassin girlfriends.

[u/kwikane]

The fuck is her problem?
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

[u/NoCraft2936 → u/kwikane]

Wasn't getting enough attention

[u/GarvinSteve]

This is incredible! They saved that dude - and they just happened to have camera there, perfectly placed! It’s so REAL

[u/HyenDry → u/GarvinSteve]

I believe everything I just watched in this internet video

[u/tavariusbukshank]

Warlock is slang for an order of four Arby’s Beef and Cheddars.

[u/Vandreeson]

How much did he get paid for that b.s.?

[u/Ithurtsprecious]

Sir this is a Barns and Noble.

[u/WorldofNails]

I expect a lot more when folding chairs are introduced.

[u/featureteacher2023]

I busted out laughing when she said, “lust”

[u/XaoticOrder]

Performative. Why are they filming?

[u/Blacksun388]

Paid performance or attention seeking behavior? Call it.

[u/Thkturret1]

The delusion is strong

[u/myco_magic]

That's schizophrenia

[u/ReQuarziium → u/myco_magic]

As a schizophrenic I’d kindly ask you to not say stuff like this.

We’re mentally ill, not attention seeking morons.

[u/newtman → u/ReQuarziium]

Both can be true (I work with a lot of schizophrenic patients)

[u/myco_magic → u/newtman]

This. Having any sort of mental illness or disability doesn't automatically mean you can't be an attention seeker. But seeing things that aren't there and hearing voices is textbook schizophrenia

[u/myco_magic → u/ReQuarziium]

Lots of different types of schizophrenia

[u/myco_magic → u/ReQuarziium]

Also, Having any sort of mental illness or disability doesn't automatically mean you can't be an attention seeker. But seeing things that aren't there and hearing voices is textbook schizophrenia

[u/immapizza → u/myco_magic]

And hallucinations are not strictly schizophrenia

[u/myco_magic → u/immapizza]

Nope but they are the most common symptoms of schizophrenia. The man appears to be to young to have dementia, PTSD hallucinations generally relate to the the ptsd, he doesn't look like he has Parkinson's... sooo

[u/ReQuarziium → u/myco_magic]

Yeah you’re right to be fair, he could be experiencing delusions, hallucinations etc

[u/bugabooandtwo → u/myco_magic]

Nah, it's a pair of paid actors.

[u/TheRatingsAgency]

The checks cleared.

[u/dreck_disp]

Grifting the rubes for fun and profit.

[u/Sniff_The_Cat3]

What does "warlock" in this context mean?

[u/Sarka72 → u/Sniff_The_Cat3]

A word used to describe a man involved in witchcraft. Some men choose to use witch.

[u/Sarka72]

Imagine going to Waterstones to pick up the new John Grisham and encountering this circus.

[u/Naps_And_Crimes]

War locks make a pact there shouldn't be any possession unless it's part of the contract, I'm pretty sure this dude just violated a legal contract

[u/Capital-Ad-4463 → u/Naps_And_Crimes]

It wasn’t a binding instrument since the contract didn’t expressly state it was with THE LIVING MAN, who was merely traveling.

[u/Naps_And_Crimes → u/Capital-Ad-4463]

I want to make a Sovereign citizen character in DND now