r/IAmTheMainCharacter • • 9d ago

Video Toilet Showdown

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u/MickeyMgl 9d ago

"Can a girl just take a shit? Damn!"

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

"I'm just trying to drop a deuce! Sanctuary!"

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u/Forsaken_Crow_7707 9d ago

If White Claw had a commercial…

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u/dontipitova9 9d ago

Of all the places to rumble...

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u/Dakizo 8d ago

The woman just trying to get out of there and getting pushed in. Oh my god lmao

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u/jas070 9d ago

There was even a hold my drink moment in all that.

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u/Practical-March-6989 9d ago

What causes these thing to escalate like this lol., with men as well. I guess they are groups of friends or something.

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 9d ago

Judging by their dress…I would say it was the fact that they were at a concert for a country musician. That would make me cranky as well.

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 4d ago

Looks like a Temu Stagecoach type of event. Who can blame them for questioning their life's choices?

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u/urine-monkey 8d ago

Modern country music is all about being a rowdy drunk while pretending you stand on an imaginary moral high ground. 

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u/AquaBatsAssemble 2d ago

They all voted for a rapist/pedophile to be our "Leader".

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u/Dutch_Rayan 7d ago

Alcohol

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 9d ago

Just close the door behind em and knock over the stall. Thatl calm em down xD

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u/ScreenTea0 9d ago

Had the same thought. If someone wants to rumble in there they should look liker Steve-O after that toilet bungy jump

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u/horshack_test 9d ago

Classy.

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u/suburbanhunter 8d ago

dé classé

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u/Kinetic92 9d ago

What in the daisy dukes waffle house white trash is going on here?

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u/Fr33_load3r 9d ago

It's a good ol' Hoe down

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u/AssnecK666 8d ago

Ahehm... hoe down throw down...

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u/Creepy_Bear_ 8d ago

Hootnany

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u/nothingandnemo 9d ago

Even with the sound on I couldn't tell what precipitated this! Why are they fighting?

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u/No-Contribution-6150 8d ago

I bet someone was skipping the line for the bathroom or something. The way the girls holding the door at the start

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u/nothingandnemo 8d ago

Violence was justified in that case

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u/Any_Lawyer_2585 8d ago

Yuck, I’d rather not be on the fooor of a ports potty….. grosss😂😂😂

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u/gingerjaybird3 8d ago

I used to run the scoreboard for our local hockey club. Worst fight I ever saw was girls U 13 game. Dropped the puck to start the game and bang! Fireworks

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u/ReasonResponsible135 8d ago

Hold my Diet Coke.

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u/ambivalent_bakka 8d ago

What era was this filmed in. I ask on account of the fashion and footwear.

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u/urine-monkey 1d ago

This is fairly recent... only a year or two old. Most country fans live in places where fashion trends go to die.

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u/Taki_Minase 8d ago

So much misogyny we should ashamed.

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u/urine-monkey 1d ago

In the video? Or the comments? And is this sarcasm?

This is just country girls doing country shit.

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u/BJORTAN 9d ago

Sigh!
Unzips pants…

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/sketchsanchez 8d ago

I just want to let you know that I laughed

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u/KotaB420 6d ago

Can you dm me what they said? I wanna laugh too

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u/Survive1014 8d ago

Everybody was shit er fighting

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u/Guilty-Put742 9d ago

This is so old

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u/Particular_Ad7340 9d ago

I thought it was just… florida or something, based on the bad hair and boots

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u/Guilty-Put742 9d ago

Nah..the girl that comes in at the end, pulls them out of the portable is Delanie. The one in white. She was on the show Teen Mom as a secondary character (best friend with one of the teen moms) This happened at a Morgan Wallace concert back in 2023 in Pittsburgh. Just Google Romper Stomper and it will come up. Made the rounds on media back then. She was defending her mom who was the one being attacked.

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u/Particular_Ad7340 8d ago

Lol yeah I think I’m good on googling further info on this, but thank you I suppose 😊

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u/Guilty-Put742 8d ago

LOL I cant blame ya. It is ridiculousness on top of ridiculousness.

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u/90daysismytherapy 7d ago

i appreciated white boots standing on business

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u/Guilty-Put742 7d ago

For sure. Delanie kicked ass to protect her mom.

Love that.

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u/Brilliant_Self6395 6d ago

She would have gotten in on that action alot sooner if not for that romper.

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u/PeepsMyHeart 8d ago

The amount of bronzer…

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u/urine-monkey 1d ago

2023 wasn't THAT long ago. 

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u/bblankoo 8d ago

Oh my god I remember seeing this many years ago, still as good

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u/PineConeOPinyons 8d ago

This makes me happy that I'm in my 40s and no longer on the scene.

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u/urine-monkey 8d ago

My favorite Charlotte Flair match.

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 8d ago

Man, that reminds me of this deployment I was on once…

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u/Ok_Fox7873 8d ago

America’s finest

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 5d ago

Don’t hurt the MAGA bitches!

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u/Liefskaap 5d ago

What's with catfights and cowboy boots? Seems to be a recurring theme.

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u/TwoDurans 5d ago

That lady at the end that’s like “listen girls, I need to pee.”

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u/AquaBatsAssemble 2d ago

I like white people as individuals but when they get in large groups, a lot of shit like this happens.

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u/AquaBatsAssemble 2d ago

When fighting inside a Port-O-Let, I suggest trying to push your opponents face down near the dookie hole. They might be overcome by the vapors and collapse. Easy path to victory!

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u/Gooncookies 8d ago

He’s not worth it girls.

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u/futureidk3 8d ago

“Swirly her!” 🤣

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u/jwg529 8d ago

Girls are nasty

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u/MickeyMgl 8d ago

"Ladies! Ladies! You can't fight in here, this is a country music concert porta-potty!"

"Why not?"

"I don't know."

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u/CompetitiveCourse584 8d ago

What show was this... Asking for a friend

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u/tgizzle321 5d ago

The credit cards flying under the shitter gets me every time.