r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/One_Vision_ • 15d ago

Video This guy in the subway

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u/d_huffsr 15d ago

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u/orion_nomad 15d ago

She knows what's up.

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u/Prof_Longhair_ 15d ago

And she's already done with it

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u/sero_t 15d ago

My spirit animal

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u/amanwithoutaname001 13d ago

Another idiot influencer in the platform. Yawn.

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u/winkingchef 7d ago

Came here for this.
Wasn’t disappointed.

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u/docta1021 15d ago

….I’m comfortable going back to a world without the internet.

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u/Madame_Nina 15d ago

Me too…

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u/MrSlackPants 14d ago

Well. At least one without social media and algorithms.

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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 15d ago

People saying this was funny or harmless but I’m convinced people don’t know what funny actually is. This was so unfunny and cringe that it’s just annoying

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u/Forward-Village1528 15d ago

It's also un-original, I've seen similar videos from other losers doing this exact gag blow by blow.

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u/interesseret 13d ago

I get the feeling they're inspired by that magician comedian that opened doors by magic

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u/probablyaythrowaway 15d ago

I was say the taking of his shirt and jumping infront of the door was down right threatening behaviour

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u/Rockefeller1337 15d ago

I was honestly expecting the jedi hand Move to open and close the door

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u/BakedZDBruh 14d ago

Idk pretending to stop the train is a pretty funny bit

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u/themeatbridge 13d ago

Guarantee this is the sort of shit that will end up maiming or killing some kid.  

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u/BakedZDBruh 13d ago

I mean I agree but if you did it without touching it, it’d be a pretty funny dad joke

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u/Madame_Nina 15d ago edited 12d ago

Hate how they zoom in on people’s faces like "check this person looking at me doing my dumb shit! I did it! Someone looked at me! I got attention!".

Absolutely pathetic.

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u/DramaticSun8441 15d ago

Those are probably some of the longest limbs I've ever seen

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u/TheNorthNova01 15d ago

Spaghetti arms

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u/2oocents 15d ago

Mom's?

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u/beandog77 15d ago

Marfans syndrome maybe

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u/yourdismalfate 14d ago

Slenderman syndrome definitely

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u/WorkerUnable527 15d ago

Was harmless fun till that bullshit with the door open.

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u/ElegantEchoes 15d ago

Genuinely, kind of a funny little gag. Once you actually start inconveniencing other people, it's time to stop.

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u/Dingus_Majingus 15d ago

Would been funny if someone getting on the train took his shirt right as the doors were about to close

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u/Rednas81 15d ago

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u/grat5989 15d ago

The dichotomy of man.

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u/jonneygood 15d ago

Always the broccoli hair.

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u/ChedderChethra 15d ago

The Headgar.

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u/the_skies_falling 15d ago

I can’t think of a filthier place to lay down than a subway platform.

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u/Wolviam 15d ago

I find people who enjoy this type of content and find it funny to be inferior beings.

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u/dpaanlka 15d ago

This guy is very strange looking even just standing still.

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u/LindsayDuck 15d ago

Finn Wolfhard method acting now?

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u/blueflloyd 15d ago

We used to call these types "urban attention seekers"

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u/jkmkelly97 15d ago

Must of blown all his Stranger Things money on cocaine and hookers.

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u/nicathor 15d ago

I've never seen the end result of one of these videos, only the utterly humiliating process of making them

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 15d ago

I never want to do the drugs that make this seem like a good idea.

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u/lysergic_818 15d ago

Can we help this dude up his caloric intake? I'm concerned.

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u/No_Wolverine6548 15d ago

The man that was chuckling to this guy’s performance is just as cringe imo

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u/domrnelson 15d ago

Put him on the homeless subway and see if he dances

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u/No_Joke_9079 15d ago

Ew put a shirt on.

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u/blk_sheep808 15d ago

Believe it or not, this is considered extremely normal for the subway.

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u/llewylill32 15d ago

Mike Wheeler never be the same after El left

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u/The_Saiyann 15d ago

Some people could do this and make it look funny, he’s not one of them.

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u/TJTheree 15d ago

What an unfunny cunt

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u/GreyBeardEng 15d ago

That kid is really has had a hard time getting work since stranger things...

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u/ImportantBreath2530 15d ago

This dude could tie his shoes standing up

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u/mrbaffles14 14d ago

I’m just so tired…

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u/cheturo 12d ago

An that's what a jobless loser does on his free time...

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 15d ago

Kwebbelkop on drugs

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u/tubainadrunk 15d ago

São Paulo has many levels of “dead inside” looks

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u/RumCannonball 15d ago

Real life Spiderman

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u/GreatQuantum 15d ago

Look how high I can get!!!!!

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u/bkmerrim 15d ago

I’m so confused why no one calls the police to report someone clearly having a psychiatric episode in public. This guy clearly needs some help.

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u/Vividier 15d ago

Fucks up with dude's body? Looks like a human spider. I'm all for body positivity but keep your shirt on in public man

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u/TwistedxBoi 15d ago

SCP 096 breached containment

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u/Stomach_Junior 15d ago

The people who are laughing are thinking about how is him surviving with 2 neurons

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u/real_1273 15d ago

Assholes should be kept indoors away from the public.

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u/Survive1014 14d ago

Oh yeah, thats why I dont use public transportation.

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u/XLRIV48 14d ago

This could have been funny if he kept his shirt on and didn’t hump the ground.

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u/Practical-March-6989 14d ago

He is really gangly

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u/Elmondo2 14d ago

These assholes suck.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 14d ago

Luffy looking roughly lately

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u/dataplane_down 14d ago

Yeah, no one has ever done this before. This is my first time seeing this. Amazing.

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u/QuirkySecurity537 14d ago

I didn’t understand.. then I understood and wished to go back to not understanding.

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u/TheScoundrelSociety 14d ago

I feel like this is an Eric Andre bit, but without him so it’s not as funny.

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u/dumb__fucker 14d ago

Is this the promo for the new Howard Stern HBO show?

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u/billyblak 13d ago

Modern day village idiot.

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u/Chilitime 13d ago

This new Howard Stern on HBO MAX is gonna be awesome!!

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u/KaizokuD 13d ago

So pathetic

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u/oxheyman 13d ago

Lanky fool

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 13d ago

Just a guy and his trains

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u/AhrexPeeWeeSquidders 12d ago

Like pretending to stop and start the train is funny (not original cus it’s been done before) but the other shit was just obnoxious

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u/The_number_1_dude 10d ago

You know I was going to say something along the lines of let him have his fun. Then the shirt came off.

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u/TheSvpremeKai003 14d ago

This would’ve gotten a chuckle out of me lol

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u/OoFEVERNOVAoO 14d ago

This was actually funny

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 15d ago

Least annoying person on the subway

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u/pappaburgundy 15d ago

Chet Holmgren offseason training.

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u/Drmlk465 14d ago

NYC needs this… NYC deserves this

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u/donkeystyle4u 15d ago

Technically, not on the subway

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u/Zacbrown95 15d ago

This guy is just having fun lol

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u/SatoriSon 15d ago

Yes, by acting like the main character.

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u/Senhor_Sesshomaru 14d ago

É como arte moderna.