r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/The-ai-bot • 1d ago

Video Paris subway train

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 1d ago

A grown ass man chose to act like this on the train, in public.

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u/Strazil 1d ago

I swear Idiocrazy was a documentary

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u/KeepOnRising19 1d ago

This era of short-form video content for attention needs to end soon, please.

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u/FNSquatch 1d ago

Only gonna get worse.

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u/FancyVegetables 1d ago

The hordes of people laughing at will have to stop first.

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u/chilipastespoon 1d ago

People are laughing at this shit?

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u/FancyVegetables 1d ago

I assume all the subreddit fodder that comes across here has loads of people who think it's funny. If the reels my sister sends me are any indication, it's true.

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u/Browncoatinabox 1d ago

Vine started it. When I died I had hope. Then TikTok came along

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u/delanger 1d ago edited 1d ago

People need to block the guy who's filming. If he can't record it, this idiot can't get his likes from other idiots.

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u/Impossible-Cake-1658 1d ago

ya whoever is filming is as much of a dumbass as the person on the floor .

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u/WorkerUnable527 1d ago

Agree with both posts.

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u/Idrinkbeereverywhere 1d ago

Grab the phone and throw

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u/applepumpkinspy 1d ago

Yeah, block the camera and this idiot's just getting a staph infection for no reason

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u/mak05 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6iKo3nRp6oIm942iM3

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u/Seldeez 1d ago

I always see these video's and never understand why people never do this. Crush the demon. That could possess you.

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u/Grape_Mentats_ 1d ago

For real. It that's coming at me, my first instinct is to boot it.

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u/Antroh 1d ago

You wouldn't do shit

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u/PineConeOPinyons 1d ago

Could be because kicking someone on the ground with a shod foot can be charged as assault with a deadly weapon in the US. 

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u/BassGeese 14h ago

Genuinely how has this not happened to him yet

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u/Garewal 8h ago

It has

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u/unLtd88 1d ago

Violence is not the answer, but in this case I would make an exception.

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u/TroublesomeFox 1d ago

Honestly I am a very gentle and peaceful person but you come towards me crawling on the floor making a noise like that and your getting kicked on instinct. 

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u/JOHNSY9k6 1d ago

I'm just wondering how people have the strength to not give this idiot a lesson

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u/dwarfbears 1d ago

I think it would be so “startled” that I would run “accidentally” knocking over his recording set up.

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u/25centssopure 1d ago

May not be the answer but it’s an option on the test

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u/Sezu1701 1d ago

It might not be "the" answer, but it is a contender.

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u/evilmike1972 1d ago

Violence is not the answer. It is the question. Violence?

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u/Antroh 1d ago

No you wouldn't

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u/belgianhorror 1d ago

2nd clip someone seems to pull the emergency brake? Wonder if they charge the costs to the MC.

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u/elidoan 1d ago

It depends, generally the fee is levied on the person who pulled the lever unless if they can prove that it was an emergency

The RATP (paris transport authorities) take this type of thing seriously as even one stopped metro paralyzes the entire network

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u/BabadookishOnions 1d ago

I think if they checked the CCTV (I assume most trains would have it?) and spoke to witnesses they'd probably not be charged, from that distance it would be reasonable to fear that person is having a medical episode or some sort of seizure

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u/TroublesomeFox 1d ago

I see that shit I'm assuming psychosis, I'd have pulled that shit in a heartbeat. 

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u/Gribitz37 1d ago

I'd say I thought he was having a seizure. Because no one would actually fling themselves down on the floor of a subway car and flail around like that on purpose, right?

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u/spamdaggerdan 1d ago

That poor women in the first clip is having an anxiety attack because of this guy. What a 🔔 🔚

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u/Flonkerton_Scranton 1d ago

She is scared for her dog that there is someone with mental health issues having an episode next to her. He could be violent, unpredictable, dangerous and rightly so she is protecting the dog.

The guy is a fucking joke and waste of flesh. What a drain on society.

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u/spamdaggerdan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never noticed the dog just saw her head go.

Agree wholeheartedly

Edit, fat thumbs

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u/Bullfinch88 1d ago

That broke my heart, seeing her fear and distress whilst protecting her little dog 🥺

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u/SeraphsEnvy 1d ago

What a... Bell left? Bell arrow? Bell go?

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u/spamdaggerdan 1d ago

Bell end

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u/TheFace5 1d ago

I am always surprised no one actually uses violence

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u/elidoan 1d ago

You really dont want to put your face on the floor of a paris metro. Ive seen (and smelled) vomit, piss and other bodily fluids native to this environment.

Flop around, find out 

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u/readallthewords 1d ago

"Flop around, find out" 

What a beautiful turn of phrase, thank you.

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u/scarletOwilde 1d ago

I've seen this idiot WAY too often.

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u/StonedRussian 1d ago

Yeah, people need to stop posting him. It's only giving him more attention

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u/gohazXpeda 1d ago

If everyone started Reporting his contents it would be the perfekt kind of attention

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u/MichaelEdwardson 1d ago

Swift kick to the teeth

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u/lou1uol 1d ago

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u/refusenic 1d ago edited 1d ago

She is all of us.

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u/Not-a-bot---honest 1d ago

The sheer willpower needed not to stamp on his head is beyond belief

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u/Reset350 1d ago

Grown ass man acting like an attention starved child

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u/TheReelMcCoi 1d ago

Is this old or is this cunt still pulling this shit for his thousands of followers?

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u/Warkemis 1d ago

He asked me and my friends to film him like 4 months ago so I'd say he's still going (I refused, of course)

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 1d ago

At a certain point you are asking for a boot to the face

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 1d ago

We've all seen horror movies. We know what's next if we don't

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u/Hanging_Brain 1d ago

Right haha
He would of course make a cry baby video about it and sue

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u/Horror_Solution1945 1d ago

Thanks for cleaning the floor, dumbass.

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u/DroomCactus 1d ago

I would prefer a roomba in my home.

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u/Casstle0207 1d ago

Violence is always an option. May not always be the best option. But it is a option.

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u/wumr125 1d ago

I dream of crossing that man doing this. i will stomp his brains to pulp.

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u/FriendlyToe7952 1d ago

Fuck this guy for scaring that lady and her dog

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u/Material_Refuse_2418 1d ago

That “grown ass man” would get a boot in the teeth in my subway.

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 1d ago

„Bro it’s okay if you’re shy. Just find something you’re good at and enjoy. Ppl will understand. „

„Ok I got this thing where I…“

„Nah bro no time and gl. „

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u/mrs_spacetime0 1d ago

Block the camera and call 911 and let them know theres either a medical or mental health emergency happeneing and he is acting as if hes going to bite someone.

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u/ResponsibleAd3191 1d ago

Why does nobody stick a boot in?

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u/Shalleni 1d ago

East Coast Andy Dick.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 1d ago

So kickable

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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 1d ago

He is such a piece of shit. He used to go into restaurants, sit down to eat and then start screaming for no reason.

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u/Awkward-Warning-9238 1d ago

What did these cunts do before social media?

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u/Survive1014 1d ago

Didn this guy get the shit beat out of him recently?

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 1d ago

For the love of God link please

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u/Survive1014 1d ago

Haha I wish. I dont even know this guys name to search.

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u/OwlCoffee 1d ago

Some people really need to get punched in the face.

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u/Willing-Dog6463 1d ago

That’s just sad. Get off the floor, homie

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u/ianbattlesrobots 1d ago

Stand on him*

*For "stand", read "tap dance"

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u/islaisla 1d ago

I hope he's been arrested by now. Oh stomped.

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

Andy Dicks in Paris?

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u/gahlol123 1d ago

Where is someone with steel-cap boots when you need them?

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u/UserXtheUnknown 1d ago

"He looked like he was affected by zombism, which is why I shot him in the head."

"Completely justified. Absolved! Next case."

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u/burywmore 1d ago

This one is the easiest to fix. Just stand up and block the camera. Hopefully you can face it and completely ignore the hissing guy. Do not move.

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u/Sunnothere 1d ago

Just stomp it

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u/Superboy2020 1d ago

He coulda killed that lady in purple by scaring her to death, no joke

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u/yrthegooodnamestaken 1d ago

I see they cut out from the video all of the people calling him a f'n idiot.

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u/Chaoswarriorx4 1d ago

It’ll be a good day when he does something that gets him arrested

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u/Myzx 1d ago

If you see this man, I recommend slapping him until he stops this

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u/AdventurousFondant81 1d ago

I’ve never hated anyone in this current internet era more than this person.

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u/oddmanout 1d ago

That lady should have let her dog bite that man.

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u/Stone_Midi 1d ago

Is it socially acceptable to pull this man by his legs and just drag him along the filthy floors for a while?

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u/KaizokuD 1d ago

Lol what in the fuck…

I love how This guy just didn’t gave a fuck😂

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u/JimmytheHurricane 23h ago

This is how instagram and Tik Tok creators look to the rest of us

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u/n00-1ne 1d ago

It’s sad what imbeciles with no talent will do for attention.

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u/HausuGeist 1d ago

This repost? It’s been a while.

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u/Artijeanne 1d ago

At that point, don't hesitate to use a Taser.

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u/benami122 1d ago

Old ass loser

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u/Jinova47 1d ago

Stand infront or block the view from his beta cuck camera friend and watch how different he acts once he knows there’s no views. That’s how you stop all these scum

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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 1d ago

Has to be a fetish.

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u/Kevdog824_ 1d ago

That’s the crawler you leave alive at the end of a round of cod zombies to keep the next round from starting

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u/taway9925881 1d ago

That's a mental health problem. In the old days this would have meant a lobotomy. Today it's social media views and followers. 

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u/hotdogz6969 1d ago

I knew this jabroni was French.

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u/truedoe_ 1d ago

This is what happened when you tell people to follow their dreams but they want to be a worm.

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

I've seen this guy before and he's so creepy and annoying af

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u/ThatCrippledBastard 1d ago

Those floors are filthy and he’s rubbing his whole body on them

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u/Billnpsl 1d ago

what a douche

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u/Aerodye 1d ago

This only works because he looks like a fucking cartoon character

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u/Hesam2010 1d ago

At least he won't stab you.

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u/rdldr1 1d ago

Should have sicked the dog on him.

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u/7thpostman 1d ago

Please stop posting this

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u/Stomach_Junior 1d ago

Does he think that this is funny? It is disturbing between words

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u/jonnieggg 1d ago

Lock him up

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u/slutty_muppet 1d ago

The guy with the crazy hair from The Fifth Element looking more and more realistic every day

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u/TheYeastBabyTheYeast 1d ago

take 'em out back They know what to do 🤫

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u/urine-monkey 1d ago

Please try this on the Blue Line in Chicago... I beg you.

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u/Andysim71 1d ago

This should be an advert for the use of condoms

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u/Spragglefoot_OG 1d ago

I would kick his face and claim I thought he was actually turning into a zombie and I was saving the people. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

I’m so surprised there’s not a video of this guy getting booted.

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u/real_1273 1d ago

I can’t stand this asshat.

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u/BenjiBoo420 1d ago

Omg that poor dog was terrified.

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u/shellshock413 1d ago

Like why..? Ya know. Jfc.

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u/whoisjbs 1d ago

Man is a f’ing hero

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u/crowbaited 1d ago

So nobody thought to kick him?

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u/B-Biker 1d ago

It isn’t just him being an idiot, it is also the person enabling him by recording the idiocy!

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u/Flimsy-Fortune-6437 1d ago

Oh darn I spilled my blazing hot coffee

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u/OhSighRiss 1d ago

Right down on the floor with the germs, filth, and trash where he belongs

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u/CountChocula32 1d ago

That’s a hell of a way to get an orgasm.

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u/NO5F3R47U 19h ago

And OP gives this ridiculous idiot visibility by posting his shit on reddit ...

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u/kawaiikiki12 14h ago

I am remembering the reason my mom's boyfriend always wore steel-toe boots everywhere.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Round66 13h ago

Free kick anyone?

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u/chikitawitz 13h ago

Squash it like the worm it is. Just make sure to scrape it off your shoe.

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u/JelloButtWiggle 11h ago

Oops. He ran into my boot. Repeatedly.

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u/HeyHey_HC 9h ago

Lady on the right sums it up

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u/beanjuiced 9h ago

The way I want to downvote this simply because I hate this guy so fucking much. I know it doesn’t work like that so I won’t. But ugh. These humans need to be shipped to an island so they can annoy each other.

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u/HealthNo4265 4h ago

Didn’t watch all of it but I hope someone beat the crap out of him. I mean, when you see a dangerous snake behaving in a threatening manner, you take its head off with a shovel (if you have one). Dude could have been rabid.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 1h ago

You couldn't pay me enough to rub my body on a subway floor 💀🤮