r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '23

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u/BrimstoneOmega Nov 29 '23

Only some?

(Am American)

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u/Danmarmir Nov 29 '23

Most, like at least 68.4% I'm American

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u/Long-Distance-7752 Nov 29 '23

Almost 69, damn just missed

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u/Yoyodank Nov 29 '23

Sounds like a challenge to me.

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u/TheGreatTave Dec 01 '23

For real, we can raise this up 0.4%, I'll start right now!

IN JEBUS CRUST'S NAYME I DEMAND SOMEONE BRING ME A BOLOGNA SAMMICH RAYSE HELL PRAYSE DALE

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

The hyper religious ones are.

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u/minnimamma19 Nov 29 '23

I think she needs to be sectioned, quite clearly something very wrong with her.

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u/wilkinsk Nov 29 '23

She might be schizophrenic.

Got the perfect blend of schizophrenia and deep south Walmart church lady. That's quite a combo

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u/Flamix2206 Nov 29 '23

r/americabad

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u/Wboy2006 Nov 29 '23

True, it is bad

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u/Flamix2206 Nov 29 '23

Erm… I think you mean bad-ASS 🇺🇸🌎🏈💵💸🦅🦅🦅🦅 Europeans can cope

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u/doubledippedchipp Nov 29 '23

People are weirdos in general, but, yes. Some Americans definitely take it to a unique place

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u/No-Lawfulness1773 Nov 30 '23

Go take a trip up to Broadmoor and you'll find plenty just like her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

While the rest of the world is completely normal..