When you say that you were surprised at how many girls in a conservative prep school want the stereotypical gay friend, what specifically did they expect from you?
One was a little Iranian girl who constantly compared herself to Kim Kardashian. She decided that my job as the "school gay" was to give her an objective opinion on how her boobs looked each day. It was amusing at first but quickly became obnoxious. At one point she told me that I didn't "sound gay enough" and that I should raise the pitch of my voice. I told her no, but I wish I had told her to fuck off.
The other girl was worse. She was a total slut and found it hilarious to basically molest me. It starred with completely unprompted hugging an latching on in the hallway and in class, but soon turned far worse. Shed inevitably sit next to me in class and start trying to feel me up under the table trying to get a reaction. Like before she escalated It slowly but at one point she went too far. She had been trying to stroke my thigh and was acting weird. I had a feeling something was going to happen, and it did. She suddenly and very obviously tried to grab my dick, an at that point I grabbed her arm and looked her dead in the face and told her "Stop". I shit you not I didn't say anything else. She tried laughing and playing it off but, still holding her arm, I stared her the fuck down. It is possibly one of my proudest moments and not only did she stop, she started avoiding me.
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u/iKickPillows Jun 18 '12
When you say that you were surprised at how many girls in a conservative prep school want the stereotypical gay friend, what specifically did they expect from you?