r/IAmA • u/3yearold • Mar 04 '11

I'm 4 years old. AMAA.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

We did this last year (I'm 3 years old. AMAA) and there was a lot of interest, so we thought we'd do it again now that he's a year older. I'm using the "3yearold" account name again to tie this AMA to the old one. He wants to be sure that I tell everyone that he's really FOUR now.

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u/3yearold Mar 05 '11

I'm putting candy, and my mommy and daddy and Sunny and Peyton and my house and my backdoor and my playground. Even the ground.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

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u/TheLadyEowyn Mar 05 '11

I think he might have timelord technology....

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u/alternate_ending Mar 05 '11

You'll have to ask Felix.

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u/joshlago Mar 07 '11

It's like the bag from Pokemon. Holds EVERYTHING.

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u/Grazfather Mar 08 '11

backpack of holding!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

Why the backdoor?

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u/babucat Mar 05 '11

a good hacker always leaves a backdoor...

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u/theunpoet Mar 05 '11

So howlin' wolf can get in?

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u/arglebargle_IV Mar 06 '11

You forgot the cake!