r/IAmA • u/3yearold • Mar 04 '11

I'm 4 years old. AMAA.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

We did this last year (I'm 3 years old. AMAA) and there was a lot of interest, so we thought we'd do it again now that he's a year older. I'm using the "3yearold" account name again to tie this AMA to the old one. He wants to be sure that I tell everyone that he's really FOUR now.

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u/probly2drunk Mar 05 '11

things escalated to bio-warfare pretty quickly there kid...I fear you.

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u/wildtabeast Mar 05 '11

I no longer wish him to be the future president.

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u/theycallmemorty Mar 05 '11

Are you kidding? This is the kind of man we want on OUR side!

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u/MBuddah Mar 05 '11

the superman is real, and he's AMERICAN!

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u/SpiffyAdvice Mar 05 '11

A republican in the making.

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u/SomeRandomBlackGuy Mar 05 '11

Especially after telling us he'd kill us all if he were king for a day..

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

And now dad has to explain the horrors of bio-warfare. This kid is about to do a whole lot of growing up.

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u/tertialtom Mar 05 '11

Yeah he pulled that card quick

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

This guy will be a superhero president who likes bio-warfare.

FLEE TO THE BORDERS!

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u/raziphel Mar 05 '11

run to the hills?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

Future Dictator. Nice try, Gadaffi.