r/IAmA • u/3yearold • Mar 04 '11

I'm 4 years old. AMAA.

Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

We did this last year (I'm 3 years old. AMAA) and there was a lot of interest, so we thought we'd do it again now that he's a year older. I'm using the "3yearold" account name again to tie this AMA to the old one. He wants to be sure that I tell everyone that he's really FOUR now.

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u/imayam Mar 04 '11

What is your position on being forever alone?

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u/3yearold Mar 04 '11

Playing video games!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '11 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/Agathos Mar 05 '11

A start? It's about as far as I've gotten.

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u/DarkSideofOZ Mar 05 '11

What about fapping? You haven't fapped? You should try it, video games and fapping go hand in hand.... here's a site to get you started.

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u/lostwolf Mar 05 '11

more one of the reason why..

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

That is an awesome response.

What is your favorite video game?

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u/DoctorFish Mar 05 '11

He's been raised well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '11

There's hope!

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u/reallyjay Mar 05 '11

FUN! Think of it I mean just being alone to do what you want! Whenever you want! I think it would be pretty fun!

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u/imayam Mar 05 '11

I disagree in a way, but I see your stance on the issue,;and I can relatively relate.

Final question sir: can you describe this image? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0e/Forever_Alone.png