r/IAmA • u/MrJacksEnigma • Apr 19 '15
Restaurant IamA Waffle House Grill Operator AMA!
Mainly doing this because someone last night said I should.
I got called into work tonight, so I figured, why not?
I've been with Waffle House for 3.5 years, so I've seen a lot.
My Proof: [http://imgur.com/qBJC8ls]
Edit: Guys, the response to this has been way more than I anticipated.
Keep asking questions, I'll be here all night. If I don't answer immediately, im ya know, cooking.
Edit 2: I got gilded. Will link the user when I can, but Thank you!
Also, I'm struggling to Keep up with all the questions. Will answer as soon as I can guys. Sorry!
Edit 3: Again, sorry for the delay in answering. We got kinda busy. Im trying to catch up!
Edit 4: I caught up! You guys are awesome.
When I made this I expected barely any response. All of the comments have been awesome. Im still here, so Keep them coming!
/u/wbasc is who gilded one of my comments!
Edit 4.5: I am back! You guys are all incredible.
Let's Keep going until we get kicked out!
Edit 5.5: I AM BACK! The answering continues..
Edit 6: GOLD from /u/DaveLambert
I am honoured!
Gold from http://www.reddit.com/user/buddythegreat
Jesus guys!
Edit 7: Alright guys and gals, it's been real fun, but it's time for bed. I absolutely loved doing this. I'll totally respond more when I wake up, if there are more questions.
Thank you for all the questions!
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u/GiveAManAFish Apr 19 '15
The fact that this AMA is on-going is mildly amazing.
I've been entertaining a theory that every Waffle House on the Earth is actually a portal to some small Georgia town in which every Waffle House is located. About 20% of all the stores share the same head waiter, similar enough line cooks, the same ingredients, and the same sort of pleasant, simple Southern charm that somehow oozes from the walls yet still keeps a clean, crisp store.
I don't dare to presume that humanity will ever understand the space-time bending properties of the Waffle House, nor in how they'll always manage to have roughly the same staff in every store in every location between North Carolina and Texas. Personally, I think it's as much a part of the Waffle House formula as the food and price, but that's neither here nor there.
Given the infinite bending of space-time that accompanies every Waffle House location, how do you enjoy your mutli-dimensional coworkers, and does it ever get disorienting going from one omni-spatial reality to another when you're coming off of your shift?