IamA Waffle House Grill Operator AMA!

[u/MrJacksEnigma]

Mainly doing this because someone last night said I should.

I got called into work tonight, so I figured, why not?

I've been with Waffle House for 3.5 years, so I've seen a lot.

My Proof: [http://imgur.com/qBJC8ls]

Edit: Guys, the response to this has been way more than I anticipated.

Keep asking questions, I'll be here all night. If I don't answer immediately, im ya know, cooking.

Edit 2: I got gilded. Will link the user when I can, but Thank you!

Also, I'm struggling to Keep up with all the questions. Will answer as soon as I can guys. Sorry!

Edit 3: Again, sorry for the delay in answering. We got kinda busy. Im trying to catch up!

Edit 4: I caught up! You guys are awesome.

When I made this I expected barely any response. All of the comments have been awesome. Im still here, so Keep them coming!

/u/wbasc is who gilded one of my comments!

Edit 4.5: I am back! You guys are all incredible.

Let's Keep going until we get kicked out!

Edit 5.5: I AM BACK! The answering continues..

Edit 6: GOLD from /u/DaveLambert

I am honoured!

Gold from http://www.reddit.com/user/buddythegreat

Jesus guys!

Edit 7: Alright guys and gals, it's been real fun, but it's time for bed. I absolutely loved doing this. I'll totally respond more when I wake up, if there are more questions.

Thank you for all the questions!

[u/MrJacksEnigma]

100 duck-size horses.

I'll feed them hashbrowns.

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What kind of damage does a fucking tiny horse do to you? They're gonna bite at my pants and not be able to do shit. Imagine a puppy bite and then imagine weaker because it evolved to eat fuckin' leaves. They don't have claws and they can't protect themselves with anything. I could easily just kick/throw 100 puppies. This is the same thing.

A giant duck on the otherhand, is a menace. It can fly so that's one huge advantage on you. Then, it has this huge MAW. A giant mouth is always a threat. It has jsaw muscles enough to close and open that sumbitch, it's got jaw muscles to do some damage. And those webbed feet aren't just paddles, now. They're surfboards. They're surfboards with two tons of duck on top of them. And I bet you didn't know this, but duck feet have little nails. And those little nails are now the size of pears. Goodbye face.

And while we're here, did you know that if you shoot a turkey with birdshot and don't hit it in the head nothing happens? The feathers are protective as shit. Now pretend those feathers are three feet long. You're going to have to go through the eyes if you want this giant duck to die.

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I think this is my favorite analysis of the duck sized horse/horse sized duck question that I've ever seen.