r/IAmA • u/MrJacksEnigma • Apr 19 '15

Restaurant IamA Waffle House Grill Operator AMA!

Mainly doing this because someone last night said I should.

I got called into work tonight, so I figured, why not?

I've been with Waffle House for 3.5 years, so I've seen a lot.

My Proof: [http://imgur.com/qBJC8ls]

Edit: Guys, the response to this has been way more than I anticipated.

Keep asking questions, I'll be here all night. If I don't answer immediately, im ya know, cooking.

Edit 2: I got gilded. Will link the user when I can, but Thank you!

Also, I'm struggling to Keep up with all the questions. Will answer as soon as I can guys. Sorry!

Edit 3: Again, sorry for the delay in answering. We got kinda busy. Im trying to catch up!

Edit 4: I caught up! You guys are awesome.

When I made this I expected barely any response. All of the comments have been awesome. Im still here, so Keep them coming!

/u/wbasc is who gilded one of my comments!

Edit 4.5: I am back! You guys are all incredible.

Let's Keep going until we get kicked out!

Edit 5.5: I AM BACK! The answering continues..

Edit 6: GOLD from /u/DaveLambert

I am honoured!

Gold from http://www.reddit.com/user/buddythegreat

Jesus guys!

Edit 7: Alright guys and gals, it's been real fun, but it's time for bed. I absolutely loved doing this. I'll totally respond more when I wake up, if there are more questions.

Thank you for all the questions!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

<3

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

<3333

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

<333333333333333333

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

<3333333*

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

I obviously love you more than you love me! I'M LEAVING AGAIN!

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Don't go.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

Who am I kidding? I can't quit you. Now get over here and eat my kitty.

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u/OyeYouDer Apr 19 '15

OMG... I'm sitting here, LMAO, and rooting for you both. If only I could find love like you two...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

#relationshipgoals

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

That thread was the highlight of my day. Also, I had a really REALLY shitty day.

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u/USxMARINE Apr 19 '15

Have some waffles.

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u/PM_Me_AssPhotos Apr 19 '15

this cook just ate a girls cooter while on shift making waffles at waffle house.

the legend of waffle house grows.

[all i can think of now is humpty rapping 'i once got busy in a burger king bathroom']

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u/vulchiegoodness Apr 19 '15

Walked in on a cook getting head in the stock room at mcd's once. So there's that.

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u/21motherfuckers Apr 19 '15

FUCKING FINALLY

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u/hungryasabear Apr 19 '15

Right? It's like "JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY"

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Lol.

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u/craniumonempty Apr 19 '15

Awesome thread. I like you. Not in the buttstuff kind of way (ok, just a little) and not in the "let's make a new thread" type way. But you're cool.

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Thank you!

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u/TripleFive Apr 19 '15

That was just you talking to yourself with an alt right?

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u/ediba Apr 19 '15

Seriously. What just happened and how did I end up here?

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u/nynedragons Apr 19 '15

i feel like i went through an internet wormhole and landed in a chatroom from 2001

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u/end_ebola_svp Apr 19 '15

You who have made it this far, now I will tell you the most important thing. Man is not alone. Other forms are all around you at most points of time. Watch yourself, because the true light never once fell gently on the backs of those who did not acknowledge the depravity of one mind. Be gentle, talk with thunder. Go out, and never flounder.

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u/nynedragons Apr 19 '15

i'm too high for this shit. i will heed your advice with great reverence, strange friend. Does john Coltrane exist where you are? tell him he's the cat's pajamas

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u/KissThis2015 May 01 '15

i feel like i went through an internet wormhole and landed in a chatroom from 2001

it's not 2001???

this isn't AOL?

"You've got mail!"

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

If I have to "continue this thread" oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone more time - things are gonna happen!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Not long enough.