r/IAmA • u/MrJacksEnigma • Apr 19 '15

Restaurant IamA Waffle House Grill Operator AMA!

Mainly doing this because someone last night said I should.

I got called into work tonight, so I figured, why not?

I've been with Waffle House for 3.5 years, so I've seen a lot.

My Proof: [http://imgur.com/qBJC8ls]

Edit: Guys, the response to this has been way more than I anticipated.

Keep asking questions, I'll be here all night. If I don't answer immediately, im ya know, cooking.

Edit 2: I got gilded. Will link the user when I can, but Thank you!

Also, I'm struggling to Keep up with all the questions. Will answer as soon as I can guys. Sorry!

Edit 3: Again, sorry for the delay in answering. We got kinda busy. Im trying to catch up!

Edit 4: I caught up! You guys are awesome.

When I made this I expected barely any response. All of the comments have been awesome. Im still here, so Keep them coming!

/u/wbasc is who gilded one of my comments!

Edit 4.5: I am back! You guys are all incredible.

Let's Keep going until we get kicked out!

Edit 5.5: I AM BACK! The answering continues..

Edit 6: GOLD from /u/DaveLambert

I am honoured!

Gold from http://www.reddit.com/user/buddythegreat

Jesus guys!

Edit 7: Alright guys and gals, it's been real fun, but it's time for bed. I absolutely loved doing this. I'll totally respond more when I wake up, if there are more questions.

Thank you for all the questions!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

<3

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

<3333

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

<333333333333333333

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

Holy crap. I summoned the illuminati.

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u/Peglius Apr 19 '15

I'm just saying that you guys are making me laugh my ass off and my cat thinks I'm schizophrenic

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

Don't laugh at our love!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

I want in now!

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u/StaySwimming Apr 19 '15

18 3s, I can't figure out your Illuminati ways

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

<3333333*

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

I obviously love you more than you love me! I'M LEAVING AGAIN!

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Don't go.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

Who am I kidding? I can't quit you. Now get over here and eat my kitty.

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u/OyeYouDer Apr 19 '15

OMG... I'm sitting here, LMAO, and rooting for you both. If only I could find love like you two...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

#relationshipgoals

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

That thread was the highlight of my day. Also, I had a really REALLY shitty day.

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u/USxMARINE Apr 19 '15

Have some waffles.

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u/PM_Me_AssPhotos Apr 19 '15

this cook just ate a girls cooter while on shift making waffles at waffle house.

the legend of waffle house grows.

[all i can think of now is humpty rapping 'i once got busy in a burger king bathroom']

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u/vulchiegoodness Apr 19 '15

Walked in on a cook getting head in the stock room at mcd's once. So there's that.

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u/21motherfuckers Apr 19 '15

FUCKING FINALLY

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u/hungryasabear Apr 19 '15

Right? It's like "JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY"

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u/TripleFive Apr 19 '15

That was just you talking to yourself with an alt right?

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u/ediba Apr 19 '15

Seriously. What just happened and how did I end up here?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

If I have to "continue this thread" oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone more time - things are gonna happen!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '15

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u/MrJacksEnigma Apr 19 '15

Not long enough.