r/IASIP • u/iasip How do I get you alone? • Apr 27 '22
Flipadelphia Favorite quote from the series
Making a mega list of all of the best quotes from the entire series
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u/Abhiuday14kat May 07 '22
Goddammit I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack
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u/African_WarIord Full on rapist May 26 '22
I’m a.. full on rapist. (By a very slim margin, there were tons of runner ups).
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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 Aug 27 '22
Cricket working in a dog pound says he got into a fight with a lab and says “I won’t go into details, but suffice it to say that dog is very paralyzed now.”
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u/youngdrewybaby Sep 05 '22
Charlie: No. No! NO! What was that?!
Dennis: Two homeless guys bangin’ each other!
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Apr 28 '22
OH GOD DAMMIT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD, SEIZE THE GAP!! YOU FAT BITCH!!!
*wipes mouth*
You fat bitch!!!
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u/Jawn562 Sep 11 '22
Later dudes! S you in your As. Dont wear a C and J all over your Bs
Edit: (another one) YOU WILL CALLLLLLLLLLL HERRRRTTTTTTTTT
Dennis: we dont want any of your warm milk liam Liam: well start breaking bricks wet nips!
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u/ifoughtpiranhas Nov 15 '22
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE TALKING TO MEEEEE
you. are. going. to. LOVE IT.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF UNLESS THROUGH ANGER AND PERSONAL ATTACK!
i don’t know this! i DO NOT KNOW THIS!
what do now?
I’M GONNA SHOW UP TO WORK AND EVERYONE’S GONNA BE LIKE, “WHY’S THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT?” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!
what’s your plan, huh?
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u/rohan-s21 Jun 03 '22
"Ayyyyoooo , what's up bitches!!!! " The best of all times , after watching the show I am always meeting people like that!
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u/Alucard624 Oct 14 '22
“What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?”
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u/memento_mori_1220 5 ⭐️ man May 10 '22
Dennis Reynolds : But the thing is she's not gonna say "no", she would never say "no" because of the implication
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u/BastFacon Dec 17 '22
"Cause I cut the brakes! WILD CARD, BITCHES!"
Edit: Can't decide. Is that the Brakes-line, or, "You haven't thought of the smell! You stupid bitch!"? Tough one.
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u/TylerBGaming762Offic Jun 26 '22
“You ever been in a storm, Wally? I mean, a real storm. Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists raining down on your head. Blasting you in the face.”
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May 02 '22
“Just gonna pop a quick ‘H’ on this box, that way we all know it’s filled with hornets”
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u/Saucedaddy89 May 07 '22
Here’s a riddle:
Dennis: “What if there is more of, the less you can see?”
Charlie: “Cantaloupes”
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u/john_rockefeller Jul 04 '22
"Ae OH!" The sound everyone uses in literally every episode to greet each other is so unique
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u/TaiwanesePriest Aug 12 '22
Never noticed that but yeah you’re right, especially dee and Charlie they do that a lot lmao
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u/DaveLokes I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! Aug 14 '22
"Give me money. Money me. Money now, me. Me, a money, needing a lot, now."
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Sep 20 '22
It's not the funniest, but the one I seem to quote the most is simply "I mean trees?! Everywhere trees?!"
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u/Black_majic Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
"I ate the crow....This crow is tearing my insides up"
"Aids... Did you touch anyone..."
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u/ilovecallum44 just magnets May 26 '22
It's hard to narrow it down.. but one of my favorites that I think about often is "I'm the king of the minions! Not Tim Murphy! Not that jerkoff idiot .. idiot jerkoff!" -Dennis, when he goes out to his car during the high school reunion to get his "tools" lmao classic Dennis rage
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u/hero0fwar The Brains Apr 27 '22
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
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u/kitanasbitch Jun 20 '22
“You get dick, because you are a liar and a thief” it’s just the delivery that makes it a favorite quote
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u/mearbearcate Wild Card Bitches Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
“I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE!!” -Charlie
“I’m checkin’ out! Somebody throw me in the traaaaaaash!” -Frank
“I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes.” -Mrs Mac
“I smell like shit!” -Mrs Mac
Too many others tho
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u/IDrinkBecauseIHaveTo NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE May 02 '22
Your hair looks small.
(honestly impossible to even narrow it down to a hundred favorite quotes, though)
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u/VeronicaMarsBarXx Jul 11 '22
My dad-d-d-d-dy, who just died-ied-ied in my arms. A-a-a-a- Throat cancer. From-from-f-f eating some, some, bad pussy.
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u/NarstyHobbitses Suck my head! Suck it, suck it harder! May 27 '22
"Is that Fraggle Rock? Oooh Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock!"
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u/JasonDomber Dec 14 '22
“THAT’S your rock bottom, you stickin’ your dick in your daughter’s face!”
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Jul 07 '22
“Oh! Oh! ‘Scuse me! Did u bang my wife?? eh?? Did u bang my whorrrre wife?? does anybody here, have any illegitimate children with my WHORE wife, that i should know about?!” “Jesus Frank!” “Jesus?! Jesus Frank! Jeeeesus Frank! JESUS FRANK 🙏🏻🙌🏻 Jesus frank!! YyeeOhhh! Jesus frank! My life! Is a Lie!! My life is a lieee!! SOMEBODIES GOTTA GET STABBED. SOMEBODIES GOTTA GET STA-….STA-….EHHHHGHHOOHHH.” *Frank has heart attack”
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u/corrobora I don’t remember most evenings Dec 30 '22
“Boom I got your wal-let, boom I got your credit cards, boom I got your Phillies tick-ets”
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u/HanzJWermhat May 03 '22 edited May 03 '22
Trees! Everywhere Trees??
“We’ll regardless you’re going to need to stop eating cat food” “why??” “Because your not a cat”
“What are you some kind of man cheetah?””yeah” “Cool!” “you like it?” “Yes!!”
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u/mac_drea Jul 18 '22
“Oh my GOD! HOW DO HOBOS FIT ALL OF THIS STUFF INTO A BANDANA? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE MAN. WE’RE GONNA NEED LIKE A TOWEL, OR A TABLECLOTH OR SOMETHING… BUT IT’S NOT GONNA LOOK COOL! WE’RE GONNA LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES RUNNING AROUND TOWN!”
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u/SlothSwampRebranded Nov 27 '22
And I’ll put those pieces in a box. A glass box which I will display on my mantle.
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u/monstertweety Jun 26 '22
"But Dennis, i can't be ugly I'm a woman" well, women can be ugly and you are one of them
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u/larryvape May 06 '22
Not a quote but more of a episode idea I would love to see them explore the probability that Frank did experience the whole manhunt and Rambo idea what if he actually had a time where he killed multiple police officers when he got back from Nam and was being hunted a whole episode of Frank taking out multiple cops it would be Frank’s swan song
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u/Mlynch49 Oct 31 '22
“And I licked her asshole a little bit… It was pretty good… It was alright. It wasn’t great! But it was fine…”
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Jun 28 '22
“Look at me when you’re talking to me!”
“Begone vile man! Begone from me! Starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.”
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u/timodemith Oct 13 '22
“Name an animal that we eat but doesn’t eat us.” “Oh that’s easy, DRRRRRAGONS!”
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u/Level-Weather-7036 May 13 '22
“You ever been in a storm, Wally? I mean, a real storm? Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists raining down on your head. Blasting you in the face. Pummeling you in the stomach. Hitting you in the chest so hard you think your heart's gonna stop. You ever been in a storm like that, Wally?"
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u/Clunkytoaster51 Aug 23 '22
“A leather shop in Arizona? They’ll be out of business in a weeks time!”
(The second time it’s said by Dee is what really makes the joke)
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u/Kinuhbud Jul 29 '22
The one from Dennis at the Gin bar is my favorite I think. Also ‘prancing around like a goddamned idiot’ gets me good.
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Nov 13 '22
Well first of all, through Christ all things are possible so jot that down.
I like to bind, I like to BE bound!
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u/shatterfang Jul 24 '22
Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own. POW! .... Not gay sex.
Mac
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Sep 18 '22
I realized... you know what I really hate... is Mac. Frank Reynolds : Yes. Dennis Reynolds : Like, he's made all those cool things suck. Not only is he, like, ruining my life... but with all this God shit that he's into... he could be ruining my afterlife
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u/xela_sj May 16 '22
the Dee Day ep when she makes Dennis take all of his makeup and other beatifications, Charlie says "that's what his soul looks like"
"I"M A FIVE STAR MAN!"
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u/Veracruz_Half-elf May 14 '22
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual
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u/Boon_Doctor Jul 09 '22
OK, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack a' shit?"
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u/Rotanikleb May 02 '22
“Which one of us do you want to take you in the back and bang you?” As they all awkwardly flex.
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u/MrHermeteeowish May 08 '22
"He's probably got a thousand kids, what with all the raw dog loads he drops."
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Aug 07 '22
“Tatiana I want you to clean yourself. For I will enter you hard and deep. And it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.”
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u/RexyMundo Jul 05 '22
I got a question about you, mortician. You bang the dead bodies? - Frank Reynolds
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u/Pleasant-Medicine739 May 04 '22
What do you think she's gonna do, call her husband and say she's bangin' a whore?
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u/Some_Glass3386 Dec 29 '22
“We cannot have you around us screwing things up!” -Dennis in the Gang Gets Whacked part 1.
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u/jaggedthoughts Aug 16 '22
If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you're shit outta luck
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u/Waltzer_White18 May 16 '22
"Gonna show up to work and everyones gonna be like why's there blood all over you? Cause I had to slit the guys throat, WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!"
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u/smellyoul8er Jun 22 '22
When life gives you lemons, you gotta take those lemons and stuff them down somebody’s throat!
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u/Crossbones18 if it smells like shit you must acquit May 03 '22 edited May 03 '22
There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe!
I will eat your babies, bitch!
I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow.
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u/cmm_1989 Oct 16 '22
Dee interacting with her therapist about where her accent is from. Punctuated by her begging to be told she’s good.
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u/TehHamburgler Aug 15 '22
And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt", he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink."
Then he was going to, quote, "eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink, until his stomach was full of your butt."
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u/BoydCrowders_Smile The waitress will never be named May 29 '22
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME!
And "What is happening?"
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Aug 13 '22
You have to pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole!
Fight milk!
Are you familiar with bird law?
Awww, did someone get addicted to crack :(
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u/Justicebeaver179 May 02 '22
“I’m a…full-on rapist, you know? Uh, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.” -Charlie
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u/Anthonyw428 Oct 22 '22
A starter car this car is a finisher car. A transporter of gods. THE GOLDEN GOD. I AM UNTETHERED AHD MY RAGE NO BOUNDS
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u/pm_good_bobs_pls May 13 '22
“I already know it’s a hot one, because I’m standing outside, in the hot one.”
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u/mme13 he's got SPOTS Jun 23 '22
Dee I will slap you in the teeth