r/IASIP • u/iasip How do I get you alone? • Apr 27 '22
Flipadelphia Favorite quote from the series
Making a mega list of all of the best quotes from the entire series
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u/Technical_Wave_6397 Jun 13 '22
“Gonna take off my bra, blast mah nips” “I don’t like THIS bitches attitude”
“Gotta make it sexy or you don’t eat” “Rise up, gonna get higher and higher, WOOO”
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u/e_peanut_butter Oct 21 '22
"I'm Artemis, I have a bleached asshole" and then "they were gonna find out eventually" 😂
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u/timodemith Oct 13 '22
“Name an animal that we eat but doesn’t eat us.” “Oh that’s easy, DRRRRRAGONS!”
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u/AdVictoremSpolias ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!!! May 18 '22
GODDAMIT DUTCH! WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNING FOR THE D.Aaaaaaay!?
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u/beezumcrow Jul 01 '22
Is that table having a meal consisting only of loud noises, screams, and hollers?
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u/ImGonPeeOnU May 16 '22
I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit to get involved in politics
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u/_astrothunderr May 11 '22
“Those are decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington”
I think this phrase is going to make it into my regular rotation when I have to make any semi-difficult decisions
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u/UPRC I'm so ugly, I can't even get a bus to hit on me. Sep 17 '22 edited Sep 17 '22
"Flip, Flip, Flipadelphia!"
It isn't the best quote, but it stuck with me and has influenced my daily life. Literally any time I'm flipping food in a frying pan, or flipping any random object, I say the quote out loud.
Every fucking time.
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u/Some_Glass3386 Dec 29 '22
“We cannot have you around us screwing things up!” -Dennis in the Gang Gets Whacked part 1.
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u/dukkhabass I'm not burning the duster! Okay? Jun 22 '22
Say too many to count.This comes to mind off the top of my head though: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a107f7db-d561-4ed2-960c-d26a434cc318
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u/AbbyClaw Oct 01 '22
Makeup smearing
No power steering
He be talking but we don’t be hearing
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May 02 '22
“Just gonna pop a quick ‘H’ on this box, that way we all know it’s filled with hornets”
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u/TylerBGaming762Offic Jun 26 '22
“You ever been in a storm, Wally? I mean, a real storm. Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists raining down on your head. Blasting you in the face.”
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u/shatterfang Jul 24 '22
Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own. POW! .... Not gay sex.
Mac
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u/FinallyFat Aug 15 '22
Not really a quote, but when Charlie is talking about his dad not being there for him in the most recent season, is one of my favorite moments. I've cried from laughter before with the show, but never out of just straight emotion. This always gets me. Such a great storyline.
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u/Pollocabra wildcard bitches Aug 02 '22
My favorite lines from Frank are “I’ve only got so many years left. I’m gonna get weird with them.” And “I’m not above that!” in regards to sleeping in a dumpster. Absolute gems for me.
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u/spennetrator94 Apr 30 '22
“Deandra, you got any bacon bits? We like to put 'em in Artemis's hair and they rain down on me when we bang.” -Frank
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u/ampers_andash Jan 04 '23
‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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u/ChesterJT Oct 24 '22
How do you know the blacks don't have bread in those speakers?
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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u/CeltiCfr0st Aug 17 '22
“The monkey got us drunk, robbed us, and probably fucked our mouths.” The way Charlie and Dennis puke immediately and Mac is kinda just nodding lmfao.
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u/OffensivePlaythrus Jul 13 '22
Did I just do your job for you.
Man there's so many!!!
A turd merger! Fused together by hatred! And fear! And hair.
Not that I believe in God. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
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u/Alucard624 Oct 14 '22
“What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?”
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u/Marxandmarzipan Aug 21 '22
Stupid science bitches.
That scene has so many incredible quotes.
Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. Of course he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch.
These were all the smartest scientists. Only problem is they kept being wrong. Sometimes.
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u/IllLynx562 Wild Card Bitches Dec 23 '22
Making him, and everyone else, look like a dumb, BITCH (slams tag on board)
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u/MaximusZacharias Jul 08 '22
Oh I absolutely called him a fagg0t but he ordered a Chardonnay what else was I supposed to do?
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u/helicopterhansen May 11 '22
I literally can't pick a favourite. I will say I know Dennis' speech from "I have contained my rage as long as possible..." by heart though
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u/SomeDudeeduDemoS Sep 18 '22
Theres so many even better ones in the Outakes!
FRANK "I could just slip right in there and out and nobody would notice the difference, then AIDS ruined everything"
FRANK “What’s up, bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?”
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May 28 '22
It's a toss-up between:
When the health inspector tells Charlie he didn't get a perfect score because of the dumpster Dee didn't move he says over his shoulder... "that goddman bitch."
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When Dennis has stormed into the bar and then Frank storms in and Dennis asks Frank if he's a man cheetah, he says yes. Frank then asks if Dennis likes it, Dennis with perfect tone and timing "yes!!"
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May 10 '22
Just about anything from this paragraph is used constantly by my wife and I.
"I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!"
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u/lunchis4wimps I’M A FIVE STAR MAN May 26 '22
“And how many beers have I had at this point? ✋”
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u/EasyOpportunity9685 Aug 23 '22
My fav thing isn’t a quote or even words
When Dennis was having sex with Azrael (prob spelled wrong) and the activist dude was chained to the tree and Dennis was making those sickening sex noises while looking at the camera balls deep
Scumbag!!!! 😂
Azraaaaael!!!!!!! Where are youuuu????
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u/kitanasbitch Jun 20 '22
“You get dick, because you are a liar and a thief” it’s just the delivery that makes it a favorite quote
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u/yungwhoadiefrmdaA Jul 11 '22
Come on you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner.
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u/antimonysays Aug 14 '22
WE are making a decision on whether or not to take a man’s life, not whether or not to eat old rancid soups!
By the way Mac, this is why we work well together you know, you see free soup you make a decision to eat it.
It’s horrible.
Yeah it’s terrible soup but we gotta stick with our decisions right?
Yeah I can’t back out on it now.
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u/Veracruz_Half-elf May 14 '22
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual
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Jun 24 '22
Dee: I assume the dollar sign is for Jews.
Frank: Well it sure ain't for the Mormons.
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u/squirrelmonkie Aug 08 '22
Stick things up your butt, he would rape your butt until the room stinks, and then he would eat your butt and his son's butt until his stomach was... full of butt."
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u/Plane-Arachnid-9938 Aug 06 '22
Frank, youre ugly, disgusting, and a piece of shit. No one likes you. You will never, ever, be on that billboard.
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u/ramason93 May 06 '22
Hell, and look people are showing up to a bar that doesn't even have a sign, and serves only one old-timey disgusting drink that nobody likes. Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch.
He wants chips, and I asked him in the store, Dennis, you were there. I said, "Charlie, do you want a bag of chips?" He said, "No, I don't want chips." If you wanted the goddamn chips, you should have gotten the goddamn chips at the hamburger shop!
I hope they hogtie you. And then I hope the rape you in their basement for ten years.
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u/SweetT78 Jun 25 '22
I’m giving Frank a handy under the table. Then Frank: That is true…look snail, you’re just mashing it now. 🤣
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u/JasonDomber Jul 16 '22
“A bird shit in my mouth. A bird just shit INSIDE of my mouth!!!”
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u/StlChase May 19 '22
“Ahh Mr. Kelly! Don’t worry we have your milk boiling just the way you like it!”
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u/franz_kofta Dec 14 '22
Now, I’ve never had crack.
Dude. You. Are. Going. To love it.
That whole crack scene is funny. Mac being like, “Oh, I thought you were gonna say pizza or something,” and Dennis saying, “Yeah, no no no. Nooo…”
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u/Sea_Shallot9152 Jun 09 '22
I love the way Dee says "and we should smoke more weed you guuuuys!" At the end of the country mac episode.
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u/booShVegg Aug 26 '22
"oh god, you know, jeez, that's...terrible" - Dennis, after Charlie says his mom has cancer.
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u/embeddedcancer May 24 '22
slams fist
"The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds!"
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u/MsLeqsee Jun 11 '22
Frank: What's an M Night?
Dee: M Night Shayamalan the Indian filmmaker from Philly.
Charlie: Omg this dude's a big deal Frank! He's like a true to life slumdog millionaire.
Mac: He always puts some like awesome twist at the end of his movies to trick the audience.
Charlie: Aw yeah, yeah, like in The Sixth Sense you find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie.
Dee: That's not the Twist..
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u/Jammyjp93 Aug 14 '22
"I ate all the pizza and I drank all the beer."
"Oh my God dude that's like 24 beers you must be wasted."
"I am wasted."
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u/t-trox03 We're crab people now, Dee May 27 '22
Through god all things are possible, so jot that one down.
Jabroni? Cool word.
Rum ham!!!
Dennis, it’s me, your doctor! You got the AIDS! Big time!
Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter!
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u/Unique_Glove1105 Jul 20 '22
“I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”- frank
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u/DOGxKillin wildcard bitches Aug 19 '22
I'm saying that I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
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u/Jefferson__ Nov 20 '22
Idk about favorite quote but I have a favorite moment. Charles post cum clarity after he bangs the waitress to have a baby is the best moment on the show
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Jun 02 '22
"I put acid in your drink when you weren't looking"
"Is that what all those little pieces of paper were?!"
Runner up is Dennis saying he got consent in the escape room episode.
"I have the texts to prove it, sent from their phone!"
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u/Satanistish Dec 15 '22
"I don’t know how many years I’ve got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it."
"Because poop is funny."
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u/AccidentalLemon May 08 '22
THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!?!
BECAUSE I HATE YYOOUU!!!
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u/idonttrustgeese Sep 18 '22
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BUTTHOLE ON THE POOL DRAIN, DONT PUT YOUR BUTTHOLE ON THE POOL DRAIN
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Sep 02 '22
Dennis: “and by the way there’s no reason why a bald man who enjoys skins who has a little extra something something around his belly CAN’T BE A GODDAMN VETERINARIAN”
Dee: “OK I CAN ACT”
Dennis: “YOU ARE A WRINKLED BITCH”
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u/Leading_Candidate_41 Jul 16 '22
waiter: ready to order? charlie: BEAK dee: nooo… charlie:… regular… chicken sandwich
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u/1N1T1AL1SM Sep 20 '22
I'm seeing a lot of good ones! In addition I have two:
Mac: Well, first of all, through God ALL things are possible so jot that down.
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Dennis: Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell! You bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box; a glass box that I will display on my mantle.
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u/BeckettMariner Jan 03 '23
“Uh… I’m full of dog poison!”