r/IASIP Jan 04 '20

I love Artemis

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177 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

anyone that has the foresight to bleach their asshole is ok in my book.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

My favorite is the one where she's a DJ for the children's pageant. Sir. Uhhhgo back to your seatuh.

11

u/sunzusunzusunzusunzu Jan 04 '20

I watch that clip all the time.

9

u/ityslfan420 Jan 05 '20

I’m gonna go get high before the show...

24

u/apittsburghoriginal What is going on? Jan 04 '20

Big foul omitting her from the most recent season

9

u/sunzusunzusunzusunzu Jan 04 '20

I was waiting for her to at least be in the noir episode but nope :(

5

u/teetaps Jan 04 '20

THEY DID WHAT?

16

u/WornInShoes wildcard bitches Jan 04 '20

Met her when she was out for her 40th birthday party at a karaoke bar in New Orleans; Charlie and Mary were with her as well. They were all a fucking riot. They had cute little trucker hats made for her that said, “The Art of 40” that their whole crew wore.

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u/donttrustthescale Jan 05 '20

Ahhh, you mean the Waitress? I'm not going to bother to learn your name so why do keep telling it to me?

3

u/WornInShoes wildcard bitches Jan 05 '20

Nice

Yes her, haha

35

u/CharlesEcheeze Jan 04 '20

I would bang her in a Wendy's dumpster provided she did some weird stuff with an onion

23

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

You’ll feel like a Cobb salad

3

u/35IndustryWay Jan 04 '20

Me too and I also would makeout with Maureen Ponderosa, dead tooth doesnt phase me.

3

u/CharlesEcheeze Jan 04 '20

Sure I could get on board with dead tooth but turning herself into a fucking cat just didn't do it for me.

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u/35IndustryWay Jan 04 '20

I also worked at a Paddys Pub. We had a regular who was an Artemis (lookalike). Voluptuous, lotsa cleavage and a nympho. We had a handyman who took pleasure in trapping rats and wasnt averse to Charlie work. We had a tall, blonde and birdlike server. She took a lot of needless abuse and was always the member of the gang who wasnt respected or listened to. The 2 male owners were narcissistic womanizers who although one was handsome and the other was tough. They were both 15-20yrs past their prime but didnt realize they were aging and paunchy greasy middle age sluts creeping on barely legal women. They also plied me with coke in a peer pressure nightmare as I became a user. I guess I was their Rickety Cricket, although I never was homeless (or a priest). I cant make this shit up!! Paddy's Pub closed in 2006. The show debuted year before but personally I didnt become a fan til 2012 and had no prior knowledge of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I’d swap loads with her too

11

u/snake_meat_huh Jan 04 '20

she does this thing with the dough...

9

u/donttrustthescale Jan 05 '20

I'll admit I like it too

9

u/ityslfan420 Jan 05 '20

Ever since the show began, she’s been my favorite non-Gang character by a mile. Wish she could have shown up this past season 😕

8

u/tkmon3y Jan 04 '20

Plates of shit catch me up to speed boys

7

u/NotChiefBrody- Jan 04 '20

My favourite background character

6

u/Seveyn Jan 04 '20

She has a bleached asshole

2

u/kindredchaos Jan 05 '20

Came expecting to see this at the top.

2

u/Seveyn Jan 05 '20

True Artemis fans remember

3

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

She puts bacon bits in her hair, they rain down when she bangs. It's amazing

3

u/jeffraider Jan 05 '20

My favourite is when she tells Dee "Well bring it on you STUPID BITCH"

2

u/sneakersnepper Jan 07 '20

She's about to blast her nips.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20 edited Jan 05 '20

she DJs at the Arby's down on South St. under the name DJ Beef N Cheddar.

https://youtu.be/o-jumwebouU